Paul Goodwin

@FT Incompetent rewards incompetence

Keir Starmer set to make Sadiq Khan a lord ft.trib.al/ZBqIgq8

@UKBackintheDay2 Men were men

It was the 1980s, and all those dads in their living rooms be like…

@ESchubart Deport them all

Why is an MP using Prime Minister’s Questions to ask about the West Bank? What does that have to do with her constituency (Oldham East & Saddleworth) in northern England? FYI her constituency includes a ward (St Mary’s) that is over 70% Muslim.

@SirBylHolte Great casting

Season 3 of "Star Trek Enterprise is the perfect palate cleanser after the nightmare that was "Starfleet Academy." The entire season is dedicated to the Xindi War. It begins with a devastating attack that kills 7 million people on Earth. Enterprise is sent deep into the dangerous Delphic Expanse on a desperate mission to stop a far worse weapon from wiping out the planet. The season delivers high-stakes action, moral dilemmas, and real consequences. Trip and T'Pol finally get together. Their relationship adds real emotional weight to the season. One of the best-written episodes is "Similitude." It explores the ethical nightmare of creating a short-lived clone of Trip to save the real one. The clone grows rapidly and starts developing his own identity and memories. It forces Archer and the crew to confront hard questions about life, sacrifice, and what makes someone human. Another standout is the "Stratagem" episode. It is a direct steal from a classic "Mission Impossible" episode. Archer captures the Xindi weapon designer Degra and runs an elaborate long-con deception to trick him into revealing critical information. The writing is clever, tense, and extremely well executed. Season 3 gives us a focused, serialized war arc instead of endless filler and lectures. It has strong character moments, intense battles, great ship designs, compelling music, and actual consequences for the crew. "Enterprise" has always been considered the worst of the Trek shows. After the disappointment of the Kurtzman shows, Season 3 has become PEAK Trek. It's another sad reminder of what they took from us.

@MatrixMysteries Always go to family places

Americans are waking up to how INSANE food prices have gotten. He orders 2 soups, 2 grilled cheese sandwiches, and 1 other sandwich at Panera Bread — then stares at the total: $71. For soup and sandwiches. Panera Bread is owned by a private equity firm.

@preciousStamets Celebrating stupidity

Sam is really good character. I love her.

@EdwardJDavey This tactic isn't working

No Trump, the UK's aircraft carriers are not "toys." They are HMS Queen Elizabeth and HMS Prince of Wales.

@jondelarroz Who was never sexual until he arrived. Dirty pervert corrupting children with his overly sexualised gay agenda.

Notice all of these people act the same. They do something completely incendiary and try to push LGBTQ nonsense down your throats. Demand you like it or you're a "bigot". Claim review bombing. Lie and claim the show is a success when the ratings obviously don't justfiy it. When you voice you don't like it, you're "rage baiting" or on a "hate site." Or something else attacking fans. Cry that they're being canceled, and claim to be a victim. Move onto another property and do the same thing.

@UB1UB2 Leave it there

This was the frustrating reality for passengers on Thursday morning after their Air India flight (AI111) from Delhi to London Heathrow was forced to make a massive U-turn mid-journey. The Airbus A350 took off at 6:00 AM, but roughly four hours into the flight - while cruising high over Saudi Arabian airspace - the crew heard “unusual noises” indicating a suspected technical issue. Following strict safety protocols, the pilots made the call to turn the aircraft completely around and head straight back to the Indian capital. The plane eventually touched down safely in Delhi at 12:30 PM, meaning passengers had spent nearly seven hours in the air, only to end up right back where they took off! What makes this even crazier? Reports indicate that this exact same aircraft (registered VT-JRF) faced another technical issue just over a week ago on March 15th, when it had to be diverted to Ireland during a New York to Delhi flight. Air India has apologised to all the affected passengers for the massive disruption, stating that the aircraft is now undergoing extensive technical evaluations and that they are working to get everyone on alternative flights to London #UB1UB2 #London #Heathrow

@MOSSADil Deport

🚨 UK: Disgraced NHS trainee surgeon Dr. Rahmeh Aladwan, 31, arrested in South Gloucestershire for breaching bail conditions. She faces 4 charges of supporting Hamas terrorists (up to 14 years each) and 2 charges of inciting racial hatred (up to 7 years each). Stay connected, follow @MOSSADil.

@MatthewNichol5 Child abuser

This is Cheryl Reeve, the head coach of the WNBA Minneapolis Lynx. Look at her shirt and look at the empty seats. Cheryl Reeve is a fucking demon.

@beverleyturner @WhiteHouse @GBNEWS When will we get a 121 GBNews interview with Trump

I'm about to go into the @whitehouse cabinet meeting. What would @gbnews followers like me to ask?

@NewsM101 English

The bad guys are going to be white men. I guarantee it.

@HeidiBachram Deport

She’s finally been charged with inciting racial hatred and supporting a proscribed organisation and is REMANDED into custody 🙌

@KeenanPeachy Low budget

Your discomfort is the point

@CharlotteCGill I bought a nice flat in Wandsworth common for 70K in 95. The prices now are insane

I used to tweet a lot about housing. Eventually I just became so despondent and had to step away. I can’t see anyone sorting it out in my lifetime, that’s how bad it is. NB I don’t own & I’m 37.

@koshercockney Deport

Wonderful to see. The moment suspended NHS Doctor Rahmeh Aladwan was arrested (again) She has now been charged with multiple counts of inviting support for proscribed terrorist organisation Hamas

@rj_abel Incompetent

Portrait = £36,000. Speakers house renovation = £6.9M. Travel 2022-25 (19 trips) = £250,000 + MP salary £86,000 + speaker’s additional salary £70k. + Staff & office budget. Chauffeur-driven transport. Large number of official gifts retained. Worth every penny of your money?

@it_unprofession One muffin each

My company decided we all need to be more "innovative." So they scheduled a 3-hour innovation meeting. Nothing says creativity like fluorescent lights and stale muffins. The facilitator told us there are no bad ideas. Then immediately told me why my first idea "doesn't align with the roadmap." We did an exercise where we put sticky notes on a whiteboard. Apparently if you write the same broken process on 40 different Post-its, it becomes strategy. At the end, leadership said they were "blown away" and would "take this offline." That's corporate for "we're never speaking of this again." We returned to our desks and resumed doing everything exactly the same. Innovation complete. 10x achieved. Please clap.

@koshercockney Deport

🚨 BREAKING Suspended NHS doctor Rahmeh Aladwan charged with multiple counts of inviting support for proscribed terrorist organisation Hamas.