Paul Goodwin

@EndWokeness You idiots

Miss Wayne County at today's parade:

@TheNorfolkLion Wet

This guy had his bike stolen and traced it down to a house. The bike’s been there for over 12 hours, but listen to how the police acted and the attitude! They say they can’t do anything because the back gate is open and there’s no other evidence. He then argues with the man, who clearly just wants justice for his stolen bike. The British police are an absolute joke.

@RealEmirHan M film

James Bond actor Roger Moore says ‘SKYFALL’ is the best Bond movie ever made. “Daniel Craig is, without a doubt, the Bond. He has just got it all. He brings to Bond the killer instinct.“ “Skyfall is just an extraordinary piece of motion picture. It guaranteed another 50 years.”

@wesstreeting Or parents could parent

Big Tech has learned from the Big Tobacco playbook. It’s extremely addictive, bad for our health, and causing real harm to our children. It’s time for action. theguardian.com/uk-news/2026/m…

@markofagenius Head of Drama is apt

The greatest achievement of Reform UK is to legitimise racism in UK politics. Utterly shameful.

@Solly01 It's a great watch and some brilliant new talent

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@MatthewStadlen @RobertJenrick @nadhimzahawi Are you laughing at hard work?

@RobertJenrick @nadhimzahawi People are laughing at Reform, Rob. Making it up as you go along.

People have asked what Reform’s no tax on overtime means for the Armed Forces Reserves. You won’t pay *any tax* on time served in the Reserves, where it’s on top of a full time day job. This will be a huge boost to recruitment. Thank you to those serving in the Reserves 🇬🇧

@RobertJenrick Brilliant policies

@MatthewStadlen What about the way Islamics treat women?

Just to be clear. It’s not anti working class to call out comments that are derogatory towards women. It’s anti working class to consider vile comments a feature of being working class.

@TaraBull Who?

In a word, describe troubled streamer Hasan Piker

@MayorFrey The police should be commended

Today, we remember George Floyd, who was murdered by a former Minneapolis police officer six years ago.   That moment changed our city forever.

@NotPerfectedYet Almost

My James Bond Ranking. 1. Timothy Dalton 2. Sean Connery 3. Pierce Brosnan 4. Daniel Craig 5. George Lazenby 6. Roger Moore

@archer_rs And not stolen by immigrants

If Reform Party Ltd candidate Rob Kenyon has really been a plumber for twenty years, as he claims, why are all his tools brand new and unused?

@RobertJenrick Wasn't Cleverly behind the Chagos betrayal too?

Here’s my resignation letter. Maybe you were too embarrassed to read it at the time. How did your sham Rwanda Bill work out?

@archer_rs So what

Nigel Farage is currently on Eurostar train ES9143 from Brussels to London. He's in the 'Business Premier' section with his girlfriend and a couple of heavies. He's refusing to talk with people or answer any questions.

@PopcornPost_ Daltz

Which actor truly defined 007 for you?

@BritWeatherSvs @GBNEWS Another prediction

A little bird told me that @GBNEWS are about to make further expense cuts due to yet more losses. That’s GBNews, the far right channel that keeps boasting how well they are doing. Let me tell you, the more pro Reform they get the fewer advertisers they will get. Simple.

@CrewkerneMan She can't take on the libdems

Personally, I’m not worried whether Andy Burnham wins in Makerfield and eventually tries to become Prime Minister. Kemi Badenoch can take him on, and beat him.

@rawespresso Can't afford a shit hole in Putney or Clapham on that

Golden handcuffs are the most expensive trap in the UK professional class. You take a £120K job. The salary feels life-changing for the first 6 months. Then the lifestyle catches up — the mortgage on the bigger house, the kids' private school fees, the car finance, the holiday cottage in Cornwall, the partner who's also stopped earning to look after the kids. The £120K, once a luxury, has become the minimum required to keep the life running. The job becomes impossible to leave because the entire structure of your life depends on it. You stop questioning whether you actually like it. You start measuring everything against the salary you'd be giving up. The lads who 'made it' in the City, in law, in tech management are the most trapped people in the country. Their version of freedom is being able to afford to retire by 55, after 25 years of work they couldn't escape from. The lads with no salary and no fixed costs have more genuine freedom at 27. What looks like the prize from the outside is actually the bait. The salary holds you in place better than any contract could.

@EssexPR @AllisonPearson @Judgesmyth893 Blocking valid tourist visas to try and look tough

@AllisonPearson @Judgesmyth893 They’re deporting Brazilian bar workers and visa overstayers, NOT the channel migrants.

I am under attack for saying Labour’s claims about getting immigration under control are fake. Because they are fake. The situation is horrendous, much worse than people know. Hundreds of thousands of rejected illegal migrants are still here. Deportations are a tiny fraction.