Baker The Candlestick Maker

@VladTheInflator Remember when I told you I pulled all my 401k positions out of the market and into bonds, back in August

Remember when I was told this would never happen again and I'm a doomer?

Am I the only one that grew up dipping their donuts in milk 🍩 🥛 My lady thinks I’m crazy I can’t be an outlier on this

Here am I, send me!

I got over 160g of protein today and that is an accomplishment. please clap

It’s true if you swing it you’ll hit me Can’t say enough positive things about these guys!!!

Have a springtail infestation in my master bathroom I’m losing my mind with these tiny fucks

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@YAKOKE_ACTUAL Ack 👨🏻‍🔧

//UPDATE - THANK YOU// ALL ATTACHMENTS/DETACHMENTS SCALPER, GHOST DANCE, TVSHKA Read and disseminate amongst ranks. Thank you to all SCALPERS and GHOST DANCE. The tribe exists because of you and is here to serve. Thank you to all prospective members of SCALPER. Patch distribution begins at the end of April for approved prospective members. Please be sure to check your DM’s. @SCALPCOM has most likely contacted you. To those of you standing by for contact from @srsattern (me) - outreach will be completed by April 1st. Thank you for hanging tight. I’ve been on the road pretty constant this year. We expect no less than 400-500 new Scalpers to be welcomed officially to the tribe. Thank you to the wonderful individuals and teams who support tribal ops every day, this is nothing without you. It is an honor to work with each and every one of you. Through the generosity of many, 388 direct contributors to GHOST DANCE, to be exact, this year the tribe will deliver $23,280 of training vouchers, comms, medical gear, and soft kit to members in need. The first round of comms will be discreetly delivered with patches. We will be periodically polling members for direct responses throughout the year to make sure everyone who needs anything is taken care of. This is all possible because of you. This is all for yours. If we all do a little, in the end it adds up to be something very great. You should all be very proud. GHOST DANCE will always honor and serve our members. Sincerely, YAKOKE! -338

@AZJohnnyC The real gem is Dilkon

Arizona is horrible. Don't even think of it. But, if you absolutely MUST, then choose Tucson. The valley, Northern Arizona, Payson, Prescott, and the rest of the state are uninhabitable.

What I grew up wanting to do vs what I actually did

@RealMrParamount They forgot to give me the internet famous promo code

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Drinking beer in my backyard, officially on vacation, running my sprinklers, listening to Selena, avoiding any responsibility.

I have been away for the most part from X all weekend doing some home projects Countless runs to Home Depot/costco etc with my little girl Home Depot we exclusively only use the race car shopping carts Costco she gets to surf the flat carts Man I absolutely cherish these days really hate that I can’t freeze time and just stay in it Going to miss it

@OGPancake07 @Nickermacher @tactikeys Looks so sick! Way to get out there!

Got to shoot another two gun match today. This time @Nickermacher joined up, and we ran Armored division! Missed you today bud, hope you’re healing up decent! @tactikeys

@Reconoverwatch @WL_TAC @srsattern LFG!!!!

What did you do today to improve yourself? shout out to @WL_TAC awesome brunch of instructors awesome classmates second shout out to @srsattern for the encouragement and the tribe

@decaysurfer @WeaponOutfitter .23¢ at scheels rn for federal with a can

@WeaponOutfitter .25 cents is lowest I’ve found for 9mm

Real talk: was asked to source some ammunition for a executive protection firm and I was like, "oh sure, no problem boss" The distributors are CLEANED OUT on bulk ammo, only have self defense ammo left. Consumer focused sites still have ammo alnk.to/dWfSNVi

@Docquistador You should reverse uno and ask them then when they say the inevitable hit them with the “this isn’t going to workout long term, sorry!”

Modern dating in a nutshell

Spread the word @WL_TAC is essentially on tour !

@srsattern You have no idea how much more respect I have for you due to the fact that you too are a musty only doer 👨🏻‍🔧🫡🫡🫡

You know in keep that MF thang on me

@Docquistador The Goy will do anything for the goyslop

🚨 Time sensitive: Between 3-4pm local time, Chipotle is offering Buy One Get One burritos to anyone who can show a tattoo