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@ManOfFocus_ I burn 2400 cals a day, if I’m going to replenish that I have to have 3 meals.

Fasting makes you realise that eating 3 meals a day is a SCAM. CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG.

@openchatter Why is it all so called intellectuals don’t go anywhere near the things they support being thrust onto others?

Why is it that intelligent, middle class people don’t support ReformUK ?

@fesshole He doesn’t have to tax it if the car has been sold into ‘trade’.

Bought a car off someone on Facebook. Cylinder head blew within two days, and he refused to give me back my money, even though he had used Radweld to fake fix it up. He sells a lot of cars on Facebook, and I check every one is taxed and report the ones that aren't.

@ev_madness …they’ll do 700… eventually.

@ev_madness OK mate, I must have dreamt it. 👍

@ev_madness I know they can’t do 700 miles, I don’t need to know how they work to know that. I know a 1.9 Diesel Passat does 700 miles at 70mph and don’t know how that works either.

@ev_madness Well this summer we drove Cornwall and walking past all the chargers at Michael’s Wood Services dudes were questioning how long each other would be and trying to hurry them along. The queue was back to the entrance for EVs. So in addition to having to stop someone’s hassling you

@ev_madness Yeah I’ve read them. Like I say I’m not anti EV but I drive a lot and working around coffee and lunch is a chore. I just want to get there. Once EVs have a range closer to 700 miles they might become useful to me but until then…

@ev_madness Another thing… in the UK during school summer holidays I’ve seen the queues for chargers. No thanks.

@ev_madness That is hassle my friend. I’m not anti-EV but that is hassle. Nobody wants to stop for lunch on the way to somewhere unless it’s a beautiful view, who wants to stop at a service station for lunch?

@nickimoraa We don’t go thinking our body is the issue, babe.

Men hit the gym after a breakup thinking their body is the issue. bro you have the emotional intelligence and maturity of a door knob. go to therapy.

@ohhanxiety Smacking shit out of people and bags in the gym.

People who don't drink and smoke, how do you manage stress?

@Matt_Pinner Hippotatomus

What do you see 🧐

@Kimmi520381244 Look at the Cro-Magnon forehead. Need you wonder?

@CrumblingDad Wait until you manually weigh the products and see how shy they are.

One bag of shopping… nearly £45!!!! 🥴 It is no wonder people eat junk food.

@lannnary It’s easy really. Grab the person who’s wrong you, paste them into the floor using your hands and fists then pick up their still twitching husk and drop them into a wheely bin. Works every time. 🙂

people who are good at managing their anger, how do you do it? I can physically feel my blood boiling in my veins when i get mad.

@ProRightMemes Lock them in and call for trigger happy cops.

What should store owners have to stop this from happening? 🤔

@Jennycald1965 It’s the rights answer to Corbyn. They’ll split the vote in the same way too.

What the fuck is this?

@1875KC Why is there suddenly beef between you two? It can’t be just the result in a friendly.

Forest are such a sensitive, self-entitled, victim-like football club. Pathetic 😭 #NFFC

@CuriousWbt @fesshole It takes a certain type, normally of a certain age. Invariably men by comparison have no balls. When someone’s in line for a roasting they point at their subordinates. They rarely take responsibility and spend too long watching each other.

@draxispowers @fesshole This is 100% against my experience. Cant say anything more without casting shade.

I'm a female CEO & ultimately the decision maker when hiring for high level management & executive positions in the company. I've hired more women for senior positions than men. The simple reason being because men keep ignoring me & talking to my male PA/notetaker in interviews.