Dr. Dee

@RepFine So what does it mean when you hang an another country’s flag in your office? Can’t take you seriously when ya got a whole ass Israeli flag posted up next to America’s. Can’t wait till ya get booted lmao

Armenians should not serve in Congress. Neither should Somalis. Or Guatemalans. Or — wait for it— Israelis. If you are a citizen of a foreign country, you shouldn’t serve in ours. We need to pass my bill to stop the invasion of dual citizens in Congress. NOW.

@TheSaviour I heard they were racing to find another home to steal

🚨🇮🇱A serious road accident occurred last night in south Tel Aviv, resulting in the death of one Israeli soldier and one of the settlers, with five israelis injured — two seriously and three moderately.

@Jexxie That’s what I’ve been saying !! x.com/drdeebait/stat…

Men love it when women fart.

@Ravenismeee Went outside until the street lights turned on lmfao

To those who grew up without the internet, how did you cope with boredom at home?

Didn’t eat or sleep as much… but when I did sleep after about a week or so, the dreams started coming back. That’s when I remembered I have nightmares and occasionally night terrors lmao But honestly idk why I quit. Just kinda slowed down then stopped buying one day. This was prolly after like 10 years of it being morning/noon/night. I tried to get back into it last summer but mann one hit and i gotta do breathing exercises to avoid freaking out 🤣

Men who have quit smoking weed, what was your experience?

@LauraLoomer It should be known to everyone that yes even our Allies spy on us and try to influence us… just like we do them. What’s fascinating is the ally who spy’s on us the most is Israel and it’s not even close lmao

As I reported over a month ago, a CIA source told me Turkey was paying millions of dollars for influence operations in the US on social media to attack Trump and spew hatred against Jews. CIA source told me the CIA has evidence of certain podcasters being paid a lot of money by Turkey… Now it looks like @EFischberger has peeled back another layer of the onion.

@OGshoots Chat, is jack and (jackin) coke considered homosexual?

same thing applies to any homosexual sounding drinks I was at a meeting and this guy ordered an angel shot I’m like wtf you feelin heavenly for 😭😭

@DornerClipz @AdinRossVods Cheese would like a word sir

@AdinRossVods onions are the second best thing you can have a on a burger smh🤦🏾‍♂️

Adin Ross was SHOCKED after finding out 200 lbs UFC CEO Dana White can’t eat an onion and almost started crying because of it 🧅😭

@BattleRapBum @ClassicKBruh TM103 is a no skip album, they don’t put enough respect on Snow Tried to see him once 10+ years ago and it got shot up 🥲

JEEZY LIKE TO DRANK JEEZY LIKE TO SMOKE JEEZY LIKE TO MIX ARM & HAMMER WIT HIS COKE

@Scottfu90305281 @jacksonhinklle

@jacksonhinklle I fully support Israel’s right to defend itself against the savage terrorist group

🇮🇱🇱🇧 Israel is firing Phosphorus and illumination shells toward LEBANON!

@NewsBarron I’d drag my balls through a thousand miles of broken glass just to sniff her farts through a straw

Wow

@rickyberwick @DannyDuncan69 Lookin like a majestic sea lion up there lol love ya Ricky

I PRANKED MY BROTHER

@shadybiev @mtmonroe9 Read this shit like the fairly odd parents intro lmao

@mtmonroe9 Double burger, corn dog, walking taco, Oreo shake

First time trying Cook Out wtf is up with that place? $10 for a giant ass meal, food was amazing and it came out in 2 minutes. Give me all the cook out stock.

I asked Matt Gaetz What Is the Most Disturbing Alien Finding He Learned In Congress: Alien 'Breeding Programs' and 'Non-Human Biologics' "I had someone come and brief me who was in a military uniform, worked for the United States Army, that was briefing me on the locations of hybrid breeding programs where captured aliens were breeding with humans to create some hybrid race that could engage in intergalactic communication. An actual uniformed member of the United States Army briefed me on that." "In crashes of craft that had been recovered by the CIA... it wasn't just the hard materials, it was also biologics, but that they couldn't identify a human source of those biologics."

@97Vercetti @FBI

ate half of my sandwich probably going to save the other half for later

@catturd2 Wait I thought we don’t like cancel culture?

Learn to code ✌️

@EthanLevins2 Yeah idk man I think we should stay out of this one

Men die on the front lines Girls make TikTok’s fantasizing about it. Ukraine is a joke.

@ShawnRyan762 @cenkuygur @TheYoungTurks Oh boy, was planning on actually socializing this weekend but looks like it’s time to dive down the rabbit hole of alien breeding instead

The OFFICIAL preview for the next episode of the Shawn Ryan Show with Cenk Uygur. @cenkuygur @TheYoungTurks

@Rockburrito399 @memetexts Gay

@memetexts Weird fucking dad

@TheBlurrman @hayasaka_aryan en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leo_Frank

@hayasaka_aryan Sorry US history isn't my full potential to know, explain the joke or something

The KKK on its way to save a black man from a jew framing him for murder (1923)