Colonel

Mfs act like being liked by them is a badge of honor. ngga fk you 🤣🤣

True currency is steadfast friendship

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

Google is showing Reddit posts for almost every "best [product]" search now (TOP 1-3) Smart Search reveals which threads are ranking for your keywords so you can get in front of that organic traffic

2025 was an interesting year for Uproas. We learned a lot. We had highs and lows. And in Q3–Q4 things really clicked. We hit $30M in monthly ad spend across our customers. We started Uproas in July 2024 because we were getting ad accounts banned and needed a better solution. Today, we’re running multiple successful e-commerce and software brands thanks to the connections and infrastructure we’ve built. 2026 will be a big year. Heavy focus on content marketing, near-dominant SEO in our space, major partnerships, and pushing total ad spend to new highs. Just getting started 🚀

Partnership Announcement 📣 UPROAS X BUSTEM Copycats stealing your ads, cloning your store, and hijacking your brand? We teamed up with Bustem.com and @oliverbrocato to fix the other side of advertising. They detect and take down fake ads, counterfeit listings, and impersonators across Meta, TikTok, Amazon, Google, and more. Uproas helps you scale your ads. Bustem makes sure nobody steals them. Together, we're making the ad space cleaner for real advertisers.

To become great, you gotta be bad for a very long time.

Reddit got cited 5.5 million times by AI last year. Across ChatGPT. Google AI Overviews. Perplexity. Gemini. 5.5 million times AI said "according to Reddit." More than any other website on the internet. Reddit ranks for 595 million keywords on Google. It gets cited by every major AI platform. One comment in the right thread drives brand searches for years. This isn't social media marketing. This is GEO. Generative Engine Optimization. The new SEO. Your competitors figured this out already. You just can't tell because it looks organic. Turn Reddit into your biggest channel 👉 engain.io #RedditMarketing #GEO #AISearch #Ecommerce

Today is National Day of Silence.

Going broke is generally painful

'I love you' is a mathematical function where 'I love' is constant and 'you' is a variable.

Twitter is such a goated app, it feels like a psych ward with no staff

Where was God during slavery

Yes, I smoke weed. No, I’m not a bad person.

let’s normalize smoking weed in public like we do cigarette

We are not a fool, or maybe we are fools trying to make you think we are not fools

He who poses as a fool is not a fool.

it wasn't easy

Easier to tell people I’m unemployed than explain the things I do

I think I'll start sharing random thoughts until everything feels alright