Deputy Doofy

Hey Walz…..

@ClownWorld House of the Rising Scum

What’s this haircut called? Wrong answers only. 🤣

@Sassafrass_84 I think he was in porno movies way back

I actually dont know, lol. Before my time. 🙊

@Beardvet @TexasRepublic71 @bretmichaels Couldn’t be a safer concert on earth for your old ass fans to go to

Now @bretmichaels is Caving to the woke mob like a ginormous p*ssy So much for Giving us Something to Believe in

@RossKneeDeep The fact that you call Trump a "racist" with a straight face proves only that you yourself are a racist who can only see honest policy disagreements through the lens of your own racism. Beat it, racist.

@HaterReport He pisses in underage girls? I don’t follow

SGA when he can’t get to the free throw line

Victory or Death is the antidote to Nolan's woke Odyssey. Beyond not woke. Based. Since 1793. victoryordeathmovie.com

Imagine dying while defending fraudulent Somalis. 💀💀

We gave up on “civility” when you tried to stage a literal coup via the “Trump/Russia Collusion” hoax. We abandoned “comity” when you decided that serial impeachments based on lies and fables were your preferred method of thwarting the Constitutional will of the American electorate. We decided against “collegiality” after you decided it was better to fabricate criminal charges to defeat your opponents than it was to try and defeat them at the ballot box. We threw out pretensions of “courtesy” the one-zillionth time you called us “Nazis” while your own candidates sport SS Totenkopf tattoos. We play by your rules now, Democrats. Deal with it. (You too, Mike Pence.)

You Want Trans Sports? Make Trans Teams!!!! What’s So Hard To Understand!!!

@TheGriftReport 10 out of 10 dogs prefer the doggy style position

WOMAN WITH DESIGNER VAGINA IN COURT ACCUSED OF MAKING VIDEOS OF HERSELF HAVING SEX WITH AN XL BULLY DOG Lanarkshire webcam model Stephanie Watson, 35, appears in court accused of bestiality after graphic videos of her having sex with an XL Bully dog were allegedly live-streamed and viewed by thousands online. Watson, from Lanark, faces charges of having an “unnatural connection” with the dog at an address in Bellshill between June and December 2024. Police were alerted after members of the public reported multiple videos circulating on social media. Footage is said to show her committing sexual acts including full intercourse and oral sex with the dog while wearing a pink crop top. At least 10 videos were reportedly recorded and shared for paying viewers. She was allegedly on four separate bail orders at the time of the offences. Watson did not appear at Hamilton Sheriff Court on Tuesday. Her lawyer requested a new date to receive further instructions. The case was continued without plea until next month. In 2019 she avoided prison after using stolen credit cards to fund a £7,000 “designer vagina” surgery. She was also convicted of further credit card fraud, drink-driving, dangerous driving and assault. The case continues.

@UltraDane All liberals do this

He sees her twice a week for an adjustment.

@MmisterNobody @DalGal1957 It’s called dirt

A woman washes store-bought strawberries with water and baking soda. The water turns brown. These are being sold in grocery stores everywhere. People are being exposed to chemicals without even realizing it.

@Rightanglenews @DalGal1957 BFD she was probably holding it in the other hand and he was mistaken

Body cam footage out of Palm Beach, Florida, is going viral after a Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office deputy pulled over and ticketed a woman for using a phone in her right hand while driving, only for the woman to reveal she is an amputee missing that very hand.

Joe Biden wasn't just senile, he was a CCP-compromised pedo puppet who sold out America for crackhead Hunter's hooker money while the media pretended he was sharp as a tack.

@Hoopss Only AIDS in the ass will stop him

The Spurs can’t stop this man.

@RealSkipBayless So SGA is sucking the refs dicks AFTER you did

Reminder: OKC is playing without its 2nd and 3rd best scorers.

@theblockspot How about “OKC is a young team with a two time MVP, they may win for the next five years” jeezus dude, you don’t have to use all the characters X allows

McCain is 22. Cason is 22. Ajay is 23. Chet is 24. J-Dub is 25. SGA is 27… & the back-to-back MVP. Hartenstein is 28. Caruso is a dawg. OKC won last yr. OKC will win this yr. OKC might win next yr. OKC might win in 2 yrs. OKC might win in 3 yrs. OKC might win in 4 yrs.

@WheatleyHayden Can’t really suspend a guy who didn’t make the play

Suspend Wemby. Intentional AND dirty.

@MuseBaker Not a fan of sport hunting either, but sometimes animal populations need to be culled…not sure if this is the case here

Politics aside, killing an animal like this just for fun is legitimately psychotic. I understand deer and bison and stuff if you eat it, but sport hunting a beautiful cat like this signals major mental issues.

@AlexPolmer @PerryALPHA Sucks when the other side does it, doesn’t it

I feel so demoralized as a liberal right now. The bad guys are winning and shoving it in our faces. Republicans keep gerrymandering and we just don’t do anything about it. If things don’t change republicans will have control for ever