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@drprofpatches
ex-smash CFL fgc player currently residing in socal, studying cs and ur mans jumping habits, always about the brouzoufs
Brevadaaa Katılım Kasım 2016
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@ADHD_93 There's a lot of things that people don't realize how old they are. Sunscreen goes back to ancient Egyptians pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC86…
Oceanside, CA 🇺🇸 English
@MaxKetchum_ I agree but there are a couple outliers like shogun
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As a person who rarely ever commits to watching shows, the ugly falloffs of Game of Thrones/The Walking Dead/Stranger Things/The Boys have completely destroyed my faith in TV writers. It’s so obvious that these stories were greenlit with awesome pilots and no conclusion in mind
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Dude who hates Nolan’s adaptation of Homer not because it’s inaccurate or unfaithful but because he agrees with Plato that Homer is a corruptive influence on the youth.
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Inflation is completely out of control, you can’t even take 3 kids to a Detroit Tigers game anymore without spending an arm and a leg! Crazy!
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one time ape watch giant boulder completely flatten monkey at base of cliff side. No blood no sound instant death
SOUTH ★@blamesouth
cheese isn’t available, what are you putting on your fries?
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@YungStinker My profile pic is from lone pine prob some of the most underrated and beautiful parts of cali imo
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Oceanside, CA 🇺🇸 English
This world sucks, man. I hate being put in a position where I have to side with Jimmy Kimmel. I’ll never forgive you for this.
Variety@Variety
Jimmy Kimmel defends calling Melania Trump an “expectant widow” after she and Donald Trump demanded ABC fire him: “It was a very light roast joke about the fact that he’s almost 80 and she’s younger than I am. It was not by any stretch of the definition a call to assassination. And they know that,” Kimmel said. “I’ve been very vocal for many years speaking out against gun violence, in particular. But I understand that the First Lady had a stressful experience over the weekend. And probably every weekend is pretty stressful in that house. And also, I agree that hateful and violent rhetoric is something we should reject. I do. And I think a great place to start to dial that back would be to have a conversation with your husband about it.” variety.com/2026/tv/news/j…
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My partner not gonna be happy I named our daughter dirt
Gracee💕💜@graceis_cute
let's normalize naming kids after your favorite music album
Oceanside, CA 🇺🇸 English
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“Hello Winston overwatch, my son refuses to eat his vegetables again”
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Kingpin tries to take down Spider-Man by hiring Hydro Man, Shocker, Beetle, Stilt Man, and Broly
V. ✨♥️♥️🕷️🐝@HaangEmHiigh
AHH SHIT I THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA FUCK EVERYBODY UP I WAS YELLING LMFFAO!!
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@DaftDoggo SD is just big. Ya San tee and lakeside exist but I'd say most of San Diego (especially coastal) is really nice (I agree on the expensive part tho)
Oceanside, CA 🇺🇸 English
Bruh San Diego is like one of the most expensive racist places in SoCal
lukaDoncic@yourbestyourlas
San Diego is just an ethical Los Angeles
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Me on Crusader Kings convincing my newly conquered vassals to stop having -57 opinions of me -
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being unprepared to take a Native American rights question from Gorsuch is sort of like being surprised that the Duolingo owl wants you to practice Spanish
Aaron Rupar@atrupar
GORSUCH: Do you think Native Americans are birthright citizens under your test? SAUER: Ah, I think ... so. I have to think that through.
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@rosegoldrex Goat behavior, I've been stuck at 155 for too long. Do u have someone spotting u while pushing or did u get up to that solo?
Encinitas, CA 🇺🇸 English
On the bright side, I've just started repping 215 on bench press so that's cool.
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