michael westen

@pbcsd She will be deeply missed.

@glitterkittyLV @Kurt_A_Eff @weatherchannel Oh hell yes!!! We would put it on to do homework. We nicknamed it The Weckl Channel because of the drummer Dave Weckl. This is amazing

@Kurt_A_Eff @weatherchannel 😂😂😂😂😂 in college in the 90’s we would always fall asleep to the music for naps @drummer311

Just now finding out about @weatherchannel’s retro option, music and everything, and I am weeping openly. Feels so good to be back baby weather.com/retro/

@glitterkittyLV @Camel_Crushin @scs_real Nice….Golf clap

@Camel_Crushin @scs_real 😂😂😂 @drummer311

Everytime I see a garbage truck I think about Emilio Estevez and Charlie Sheen. If you know you know.

@GovPressOffice You guys are obviously being disingenuous since you can't be that stupid...... we hope. You know there's a road in the Keys that you can drive all the way to Key West, right?.... which is a real place reachable by vehicle...unlike whatever crap you guys have going on out there.

How is Florida a real place? How is Texas a real place? See, we can do it too…

We’ve got live music all week long and a special lineup tomorrow for our St. Patrick’s Day celebration! 🍀 See you there! 🍻

@JesseKellyDC @3YearLetterman Bronco inspires us all.

@3YearLetterman I know.

I wish more people knew what a burden it is to be handsome.

@RampCapitalLLC The fucking auto stop/start button on every vehicle

1) recycling 2) LED lights 3) Lift 'n' Peel packaging seals In that order

6 days until the best block party of the year in Pompano Beach, FL — St. Patrick’s Day at the Briny… and the gear tent will be stocked. 🍀

Dear @Nike, You say you stand with women. Now would be the time.

Two things can be true: 1⃣ The spike in crude oil prices (and by extension, gas prices) are because of President Trump's military actions in Iran causing a bottleneck in the flow of supplies through the Strait of Hormuz. 2⃣ The fact that the Strategic Petroleum Reserve (SPR) isn't filled is because (a) Democrats blocked funding for it in 2020 during Trump's first term in office, and (b) President Biden drained it in 2021-22 to a 40-year low to lower prices at the pump to buy votes ahead of the midterms, risking national security. It isn't Trump's fault, contrary to some ridiculous claims. When you take your political biases out of the equation and look at these things objectively, these are the facts. But I expect most pundits aren't interested in being objective when it's easier to sell narratives.

@JesseKellyDC When Bronco hurts, we all hurt. 🪦

I’ve decided to let it go. I’m gonna move on and live my life the best I can. I know I’ll never have another satchel like that again. And it hurts. That’s all.

Very few things hurt like knowing you’ll never get to experience something wonderful again:

@3YearLetterman Thinking of you in this difficult time Coach, it’s tough to lose a friend

We go back a long way

@NYCMayor It’s funny watching you try to paint an image that NYC Iranians feel scared today. They’re all celebrating. Only your fellow Pakistani radicals are upset.

Thank you Quinn Hughes 🇺🇸

@jaketapper Don't worry Jack, I also pick my dog over you too.

Disgusting bigotry.

@3YearLetterman @MistyRaeG1 She's obviously never sat at the @BoBCornerBooth in the Columbus, Georgia Beef O'Brady's.

@MistyRaeG1 Christopher and Columbus are both literally English words

Columbus didn't even speak English!🤣🤣🤣

If English was good enough for this American explorer, then it should have also been good enough for Bad Bunny

@VitalVegas 12 seconds long?

Today’s visual metaphor for sex with us.

@3YearLetterman @RepFine @BrendanCarrFCC Coach, since he’s supposed to enforce the laws you create, is blocking you allowed in the constitution?

@RepFine @BrendanCarrFCC Did you include a Golden Corral coupon?

BREAKING: I just sent a letter to @BrendanCarrFCC calling for a full and immediate investigation into the Bad Bunny Halftime Show. In America, our laws are not suggestions, and no matter what foreign language you speak, you must comply. nypost.com/2026/02/10/us-…

@VinnysCorner1 Rafael Santana. We are old

Age yourself by naming a shortstop you grew up watching… I’ll start….. Barry Larkin