Ser drunken the short

I'm kinda small and kinda fragile. I speak a lot of shit. Please don't hate me

@RupertLowe10 If you are for real then I am with you. Please, please don't let us down

Our plan worked, now we take it national.

You're supposed to obediently panic about the Hantavirus. I'm taking this severely seriously. Did you know Hanta, in Hebrew, means: scam, fraud, nonsense, lie, or something fake. So anyway, there's nothing fake about the Hantavirus, the threat is real. News Update to fill you in.

@KayBurley And nobody is a fan of you. We are so done with politicians and the media.

I have never been a fan of Keir Starmer as Prime Minister. Top politicians need to realise it’s not just the message, but how you sell it that cuts through to the public psyche. His policies may well have been among the best for the country and some undoubtedly were but Sir Keir never seemed able to land them with the public. Voters rarely reward policies they don’t emotionally connect with. Yesterday’s reset speech didn’t help. What exactly was he trying to tell us. Now, in what could be the death throes of his tenancy in No 10 after less than two years at the top, I do find myself feeling for him. He pulled himself up by his bootstraps and reached not one but two of the highest offices in the land. So, as the wannabes circle the Cabinet table this morning, positioning for what may come next, spare a thought for a man who genuinely wanted to make a difference, but never quite mastered the art of making his case. Fair?

@JohnCleese Cleese you were only funny when Chapman was writing for you.

I wonder if this list might be one of the causes of Islamphobia

@JDVance Is this a parody account ?

Under President Trump, we are unleashing the most aggressive federal anti-fraud efforts in American history. We won't rest until we root out every bit of fraud infecting our government and screwing over taxpayers. More coming tomorrow. Stay tuned.

@JohnSlinger Seems some aren’t happy John. Are you sure they all consented? x.com/rupahuq/status…

@Olszewski_RJO That's your opinion today. When he is forced out you will have a different opinion. This is why we are so done with the political class.

Keir Starmer, has a 5-year mandate to rebuild our economy, repair our public services, & make our country safer and fairer. He inherited a wrecked economy, wrecked public finances, wrecked public services. Will take time to repair. ALL Labour MPs should be supporting him in this

@MikeTappTweets How did we get to this stage that we handed over power to such simple imbeciles.

The Prime Minister is going nowhere! Country first. 🇬🇧

@peterkyle @steph_sejourne Are you dumb ? Why would you do this ? As a country we voted no to Europe.

Rebuilding our relationship with Europe matters. I headed to Brussels today to meet with @steph_sejourne as we deepen UK-EU cooperation on our industrial strategy. A closer relationship with Europe benefits Britain - it creates jobs, strengthens trade and increases our security.

@TRobinsonNewEra @metpoliceuk @Keir_Starmer Ask yourself this. Who pays him to cause division in this country. Who profits from this. Not me and not you but he does

Please listen carefully & share, the @metpoliceuk are under huge pressure Saturday, let’s not give @Keir_Starmer what he wants . Do not rise to provocation, let’s all be celebrating on Sunday laughing at the establishments failed attempts to silence us . UNITE THE KINGDOM 🇬🇧

Unity for Vi☪️✝️ory! Regardless of Race, Religion, or Left vs Right we must all stand together against Zionism. Big Thank You to @BrianMcGinnisNC Follow him too! 🫡

Of course I am very very drunk. So please don't hate me because of my opinions. I'm going to have another large vodka. It's the only thing I do well

@darrenpjones No. We don't wants you. We never voted for you You are irrelevant.

Just out of Cabinet and then the Middle East Response Committee. The impact of the conflict in Iran will be felt here at home at a time when we know the cost of living has been difficult for many. This Labour government is working hard to protect families and businesses from the economic shocks as much as we can. Serious times call for serious leadership, which is exactly what the Prime Minister is providing.

@Timcast How are you still even a thing.? Your best friend Jeremy has crashed and burnt. Take the hint.

SCOTUS Hands Trump THIRD MASSIVE WIN | Timcast IRL w/ Brett Weinstein x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

@RupertLowe10 @TapasLegoPulis I hope your a good man. This country needs good men. Please be good.

This Government is entirely wrong to ban foreign commentators from speaking at Robinson’s rally on Saturday I will be formally challenging the Home Office, again, on the decision to prevent these individuals from entering. I won’t be there myself, but many patriots will be and they deserve to hear lawful views in order to decide for themselves if they agree or not. That is free speech. Islamist extremists are personally welcomed by the Prime Minister, yet this group is banned. It stinks.

I used to have good knees . Now it just hurts. I remember when I used to be able to run I guess I'm just old.

Been listening to mr Peter Kelly What he does so welll

The ride of the Rohim Rest in peace Bernard Hill. You gave us the best movie scene ever.

@TheCriticalDri2 I'm not a smart person but I know a failure when I see one

Chris, no!