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Charlie Kirk: “If you are serious about actually protecting human rights, you should want to make Iran Western again.”

Princess of Persia VS Slave of Mordor

Eliminating the head of the Basij won't work because other Basij will just take his pl -- oh shit the new guy is gone too. But a new Basij leader will still repla -- fuck he's gone too. OK, maybe this will work.

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🚨 JUST IN: Sen. Eric Schmitt is on absolute FIRE on the Senate floor. “First, Democrats FLOOD our country with 15M+ illegal aliens, and now they claim merely asking people to prove they are a citizen before registering to vote is ‘SUPPRESSION!’”

NEW: The Department of War is recruiting an elite strike force of Wall Street financiers to create an “Economic Warfare Unit,” which some have dubbed “Deal Team Six.” Their mission: find companies to solve the Pentagon’s supply problems and get them the capital to do it. After the Pentagon’s recruiting deck leaked last week, the NYT warned that “Deal Team Six” could lead to corruption, noting that salaries may reach up to $600,000 — comparable with Wall Street compensation. But as Ryan Hassan (@eventidia) explains, this elite crew of “deal guys” could be exactly what America needs... especially during a time of war. For decades, the military has sourced weapons from a handful of contractors that weren’t incentivized to compete, leading to rising costs and stagnating lethality. Now, we’re hiring folks who are professionals at spending… to actually spend taxpayer money well. Yes, we’re paying them like bankers, and yes that’s the point. Full story 👇

John Solomon just joined Hannity to break down the news today that James Comey was subpoenaed for the Grand Conspiracy case down in Florida and how it’s related to the recent news of China meddling in the 2020 election. “James Comey is gonna be asked did John Brennan ask you to get him the Steele Dossier. Were you working together with him to get the Steele Dossier to be underlying the document (the ICA).” They chose politics (power) over country. Fast forward to 2020 and they chose politics over country again by hiding the intelligence they had that China accessing accessed our voter data. The grand conspiracy is heating up. More than 130 other subpoenas have been sent out in connection with the investigation. @jsolomonReports

@ShawnRyan762 Who needs enemies when you have citizens like this...

“If I were Russia and China, I would let Iran play out longer. I would let the U.S. use more of its military warfighting capability, and then when they’ve played it down enough, I would go take Taiwan. It’s what they wanted to do for a long time, but we are kind of holding them back. If I were China, I would say, let’s let them play this out, we’ll let them get tired—once they’re tired, we’ll do what we want to do, and they won’t be able to stop us because they’re going to be too tired to come over here and do that.” @MichaelTLester

@nikitabier Why not generate a summary for every article instead of doing it on demand? Feels like a big waste of tokens.

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He who makes half a revolution digs his own grave

@jacktronprime It's simple. He finds out they're investigating him for leaking, so he quits and publicly attacks the Trump admin so that if they go through with charges, he can cry "political retaliation" because I disagree with Trump about Iran. And no one will read past the headlines.

Dan Bongino demolishes Joe Kent AKA Vindman 2.0 on Butler, reveals he offered Kent a briefing but Kent never took it. "I want you to know something. I offered Joe face-to-face and you know it, Joe, don't bullsh*t people. I offered him a briefing on Butler. Did he show up the FBI headquarters to take it? No way. He did not. That's a fact, bro. You are a liar and a bullsh*tter. And you know it. I offered you that briefing and you didn't take it. You have hidden knowledge about something that happened at Butler? He's got hidden knowledge, folks. Amazing. The president, he was shot in the head. in Butler. He was shot in the head. No one spoke out more about the secret service failures in me. My first week on the job, I had the case agent in my office with an entire team, including a former secret service agent, briefing me about Butler. You know something? Spit it out! Grow a pair! Spit it out! You got some hidden knowledge? You see the grift though? Well, we don't know nothing. I know something. Black box, I got it. Watch my podcast. The FBI examined 35 accounts linked to Crooks. I thought we didn't analyze anything. I thought they told me that I thought they said that. Including social media, bank and other online accounts. But we don't know nothing. We don't know nothing about nothing. Amazing by the way, how keep this up. The same people out there, clan of people who were telling you out there that Iran's no threat can constantly tell you or imply at least that Iran was behind this kid produced no evidence. They tell you they know something and then they go but Iran's no threat. You just implied Iran tried to shoot Trump at with through this kid. Which story is it mother? Which story is it? Get your story straight. We don't have any evidence of that. Yes, Iran wants to kill Trump. Yes, this kid is a lunatic. It happens all the time a sadly. John Hinkley, Arthur Bremer, people lose their minds and do stupid stuff. Here's another more from this article. You guys can read it yourself. The home was completely swept, every device was collected and accessed. There were reports out there say we didn't get into certain devices. That's false. That is just made up. Joe would have known that if he would have read the article or just showed up at our office. " He is just Alexander Vindman 2.0. He is a liar and has zero credibility. Take everything he said last night and dump it in the garbage.

This is what they do, and what the spineless @LeaderJohnThune @SpeakerJohnson are going to enable further by giving into the Dems demands for "ICE reform".

This whole thread is insane. These are actual source docs. CIA letterhead.

Love this ❤️ but sick, demented freaks are going to destroy it

@VALORANT Huge respect for listening to feedback, I was so bummed when I heard the news, now I'm happy

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Here it is: From the Democrat Party’s own mouth—to turn every single alien into a voter while bribing them to do it. Nancy Pelosi: the goal of the Democrat party is to convert illegal aliens into documented immigrants: Bill Maher: "The CA lawmakers giving government assistance to undocumented immigrants to buy houses. That's kind of a different place than the Democrat party used to be on immigration, is it not?" Nancy Pelosi: "Immigration had always been a bipartisan always." Bill Maher: "Not free houses." Nancy Pelosi: "It's not free houses—it's the American dream being available to more people." Bill Maher: "This is for the undocumented." Nancy Pelosi: "I would like to move them to documented." The 2020 invasion was a deliberate criminal operation: open the fucking border, import as many illegals as you can and overthrow the constitutional republic of the United States.

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We just walked out on Pam Bondi and her outrageous lies. Here’s what happened.

@RepSuhas Hahahahahahaha you guys are such dumb losers 🤣🤣🤣 it's so sad and pathetic

Pam bondi is trying to dodge answering questions under oath about Epstein. What is she hiding?