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By age 25, your circle should consist of: -a Spellcaster -a Healer -a Tank -and a Rogue your network is your net worth

Every Monday

@The_DC_Bob @PFTCommenter @WashWizards Expecto patronum baby go Wiz im on the bandwagon now

@PFTCommenter @WashWizards Nah fuck all that. Stay on that side If you weren’t watching the 15 and 60-something wizards on a random Tuesday nights in the middle of March, it dont hit the same for you Such a huge day for loyal wiz fans who never stopped believing

Attn @WashWizards Im back.

if a baby is born in nyc at 1 am & another baby is born one hour later in la at 2 am nyc time, the baby in la is on paper younger than the baby in nyc but is really older by one hour.

@satakshi_ai @stats_feed Yes very good job bot

@stats_feed But later people reduced that

🚬 American cigarette consumption peaked in 1963 at a yearly rate of 4,345 cigarettes per capita, or an average of nearly 12 daily cigarettes for every person in the country.

Having a double barrelled surname used to mean your parents both came from good families but now if just means your mother is difficult

yeah i got a porn addiction porn myself a big bowl of cereal

data center? i'm 5'8...i need to date a point guard! 😂

The Flames have picked inside the top-10 just 10 times in their history. Six of those times they picked 6th.

Off topic but the kpop industry really stole his whole flow 😭😭😭😭

Welcome to hell you muppet reject

One of the craziest sports stats you'll see: 19 of 20 horses in this year's Kentucky Derby are descendants of Secretariat The greatest of all time

I'm gone

@DrewVento We got hella lakes what do you expect, pumpkin juice?

Canada got a little lazy with the lake names here

Tht feeling you get wen you know its over

The gap in my resume is from when darkness took me and I strayed out of thought and time. Stars wheeled overhead, and every day was as long as the life age of the earth. But it was not the end.

why breed dogs with jaws large enough to tear through Flesh, when you could breed dogs with minds large enougj to tear through Fallacy.....

The Trump shooter literally NARUTO RUNS into the dinner to try to take out Trump