Duncan White

@PhillHarniess @EACD_2021 @EACDtweet @AnnaBasu1 @deanna_gibbs @jeffbezemer @GoshOrchid @Luiluilua @TDeave @uclknowledgelab @Pen_CRU @EI_Smart @m_heys @hharniess Bravo Mr Harniess!

i’ve never missed in person meetings more than i did watching this parish council meeting descend into chaos

As the passengers obsess over this iceberg, they're missing our fantastic new deckchair arrangement.

"Here's your pork, sir." "Where?" "In the trough." "What?" "The trough." "Eh?" "On the chute." "Eh?" "In the grass." (Pic: @UKChris1982)

Pope Your Enthusiasm

Hooray for this tale, hooray.

Just read the thread. Joyous. twitter.com/liam__whu/stat…

Gordon Brown has announced he is writing a "candid memoir". Exclusive extracts...

When you forgot about the report and try to write it on the school bus twitter.com/DeathAndTaxes/…

I recommend the plugin that makes Trump's tweets into a childish scrawl. Improved my Twitter massively. maketrumptweetseightagain.com

What a letter to the New York Times this is.

The inimitable @BrookesTimes at his filthy, ingenious best

That was a serious speech by Theresa May. I feared we might look craven and a bit needy. Not a bit of it. On her best days she is very good.

Trump moving to bring back torture. Russia decriminalising domestic violence. So hard to fight the feeling world is moving backwards

"Ever get the feeling you've been cheated?"

What Theresa May said in her Brexit speech on Tuesday and what she really meant. My translation for @IndyVoices independent.co.uk/voices/theresa…

Trivial Pursuit makers change all mentions of "km" to "kilometres" as a universal find and change. Can't see what could go wrong there.

Yes Terri, sounds like you did kill her & you should probably turn yourself in to the police instead of writing to That's Life magazine

Matt, Telegraph