duumb

[wheel of fortune] me: id like to buy a vowel pat: arent u a millenial me: [sigh] id like to rent a vowel

@TheSchurThing this year does feel like a decade tho

I'd say tweet of the year candidate....but it's from 2017 Still made me lol pretty hard 😂😂😂😂

@dark_marf me: [looking at my credit card bill] yep, definitely shouldn't have signed up on twitter

@notacroc congrats ally!! gotta ask linda to cry u a table for the new place :)

Since everyone's timelines are filled with more and more bad news each day, i hope you don't mind me sharing a bit of good news.... we're officially homeowners! (Broker was facetimed in for the whole thing lol)

@_CoVid holy shit

One at a time...

@CutCopyPasta you should pin this

How to start your very first sewing project. A thread:

@rebrafsim @dave_cactus what does idk mean?

@AndrewChamings happy birthday andrew!! hope you have a great one 🎂🍻

@Book_Krazy wow prediction six years ago.

Be careful out there today. There's people everywhere

@Holy_Mowgli my birthday wish was being wished months after the actual day. thank u :))

Happy birthday @duumb!!!

@buzzfeedpartner yass.

@duumb We are producing a sponsored post for Verizon/Yahoo about relatable money tweets, would we be able to feature yours? thanks!

[wheel of fortune] me: id like to buy a vowel pat: arent u a millenial me: [sigh] id like to rent a vowel

@Holy_Mowgli u took a lot of time to reply

@duumb lol

Happy birthday, @duumb!!

@caithuls I go by dr duumb now

@duumb Omg duumb hi!!!

As the first person to comment on politics today I’d just like to say: Dang! And one more thing: Whoa!

@caithuls Please caitlin

MSNBC is calling me?

@okimstillhungry @FeelingEuphoric No you're back!

Dear @duumb I miss u Come back Sincerely, everyone

@SarahBurris @SXMProgress wow thank u to u both!! :))

When I told my boyfriend I was going on @SXMProgress to talk about the most recent millennial piece I wrote he sent me this (via @duumb)

@chuuew 😍

@duumb 👀

@duumb NP. A great one!

@judgejeudi thank u!! :))