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@JacobHeaton96 Happy birthday!! 🥳

@plramirez @spacealt4 Agreed. 😎

@spacealt4 Honestly both pics are 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

June 2021, March 2026

@OneFineJay That's a great friend!

One of my friends since 2008 reached out and asked if I needed help moving in and joining me on the drive down to Florida. He’s not asking for compensation and he will fly back on his own dime after a few nights at my new place. We met at the gym.

@dogdadCA Not cool. Wth

Update… he called my boss (the deputy Police Chief) to whine. I’m not avoiding the guy. He’s only come twice when I’m not at home. He’s not even trying.

@OneFineJay @johnmccumber +1 for the dark ceramic tint

@johnmccumber Saved to my notes! 🥰

My eleven year old corolla is black with black faux leather interiors and seats. Aside from getting a new/different car and getting tint on the windows, what else can I do to help mitigate how hot it will be once I move to Florida? White seat covers?

@Cardinalfan9633 🤩

I’m volunteering with the NCAA today and you know that I take any opportunity I can to dress up.

@nickbot69 Congrats!

Off to….WORK! I officially start my new job today and I just wanna say thank you for all of the support and wishes from all of my friends these past few months, your encouragement and support meant so much! I’m nervous, but I am also ready!

@gheylien It's a really nice area for sure. I'm not far from there.

Good ole 321 ... I really could see myself living in Brevard county.

@KiloJulietBravo Enjoy!

Doing a thing tonight

@PolitclyNcorekt Come to FL to celebrate instead and not get ghosted 🥹🥳

Get you a best friend that doesn’t tell you happy birthday and then ghosts you when you ask if they want to come have cake for a little get together 😍 10/10 would not recommend 🤠

@xvicepresident You'll do great! 🤓

😩 This exam is going to suck.

@MatthewCappucci All the crazies somehow found you 😆🫣

French fries fix everything. I will answer inquiries after fries.

@PolitclyNcorekt Happy birthday! 🥳🎉

3/24 is a good day to have a good day ☺️ Here’s to more gains 💪🏻 hopefully 27 is better than 26. Gen A: Chopped unc when?

@ThatOtherJJ Sorry for your loss ☹️

Oh man, March has not been my month at all. A lot of sadness. Fly high my beautiful boy. Yes, I have multiple pugs. One left. 😞

@RonFL67 Exactly!

@dvandrake_ Yeah, same here. Not only is it a pain to have to deal with, it can be really expensive to continually replace plants.

Planted a beautiful new Foxtail palm tree last summer and this is what it looks like today, after the cold spell here in Florida this winter. 🙁 Plantlife here is not used to temperatures in the teens.

@RonFL67 No, thankfully. I was worried lol glad this doesn't happen often 🤓

@dvandrake_ Hey, that’s great! I’m glad you didn’t lose them. Did you lose any of your landscaping?

@Wileybot2004 Have fun!

I am sorry to everyone I ignored today I had no sleep last night because I had to leave the house at 4AM to go to the airport and I’ve been flying all day and now I’m in the Dominican Republic on vacation. Please understand 😌

@CiaranDanielz Happy birthday!!! 🥳

27 today 🥰 Adam got me a Meath jersey for my birthday cuz his family keep mistakingly thinking I’m from Louth so gotta set the record straight🤣.

@KiloJulietBravo Way to go!