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9 Books & A Podcast: Slayer pod linktr.ee/dxferris Pro wrestling book amazon.com/Good-Advice-Pr… Comic strip comp amazon.com/Suburban-Metal… Slayer bio, 3rd ed amazon.com/Slayer-66-Biog… Donnie Iris bio amazon.com/Story-Donnie-I… GoodFellas self-help manual amazon.com/Good-Advice-Go…

@Shonnie_Iris @Pittpatva !!!

@Pittpatva Thank you for informing me of this band. I’m a Yinzer displaced outside Philly since 2000. I get back a lot and never heard of the Donnie Irish band. Unless someone told me and I was loaded. I need to investigate this. Thanks! Tagging @dxferris

Melania and Trump are very sensitive about when they met, or how she got to the U.S. There's a missing decade in her life, which should have been her prime modeling years with a big portfolio, but there is nothing. Their "introduction story" is well-crafted, but with a lot of evidence to the contrary.

CBS canceled Colbert’s show just THREE DAYS after Colbert called out CBS parent company Paramount for its $16M settlement with Trump – a deal that looks like bribery. America deserves to know if his show was canceled for political reasons. Watch and share his message.

@HBO What the blue hell is wrong with you people? You can’t brand effectively,so you turn your name into what it was six years ago, but I need to create a new account, but you yayhoos are making everyone do it, so your server’s too busy, and I can’t? Do you have any tech people?!

@rcevetto Thanks, bruv!

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@dxferris @hajjarjason1 @theOTCSlayer I literally just heard that driving to work. Quinn And Banana And Banana James Dean Jaaaaames Deeeaaan Jimmy Dean B-94 ROCK ON

⁦@dxferris⁩ ⁦@hajjarjason1⁩ ⁦@theOTCSlayer⁩ I SIT ON ACID

@AmazonHelp You think this is funny? Like “We took your money, here’s a troubleshoot link, LOL”?

@dxferris We're sorry to hear you've encountered a problem with an app on your Fire TV Stick. Here's a link to our Help page with some troubleshooting steps: amzn.to/4jQWx2W. -Brandon

@AppleTV @amazonfiretv Here’s a best practice: With a lot of successful media companies, you can turn on their streaming app, and the sound works. No troubleshooting, no rebooting the Firestick 1-6 times. Y’all should look into that. Any coders on your payroll?

@AmazonHelp Like… if you had to restart your phone five times to make Instagram work, and they never fixed it, would you feel you were getting you money’s worth?

@AmazonHelp But, like… how about a professional-level device or app that just, like, you know… “works”? Like, maybe hire some people who can get the job done, not just collect the paycheck?

@AppleTV @amazonfiretv Lemme ask you two this: What would you say is a reasonable amount of times I should have to reset my Firestick before the sound works on my Apple TV app? Closer to 5 or 0? Do either of your companies have access to professional tech people?

@AppleTV @Apple @amazon @amazonfiretv The AppleTV Firestick app still sucks. Do any of you have access to competent tech people who can design an app you don’t need to reset the hardware for six times before you can use it? Do your coders laugh at you when you pay them?

@HeavyYinzer @theOTCSlayer @hajjarjason1 @AndreozziCarl That is one helluva set! How was Rocky Mountain Way?

@theOTCSlayer @hajjarjason1 @dxferris @AndreozziCarl We got a set list

Tonight @hajjarjason1 @dxferris @theOTCSlayer @AndreozziCarl

@DisneyPlus @hulu Ya know… You caught me at a weak moment. I was going to sign up for Disney+ again, and get the “no-ads” bundle with Hulu while I was there. And the DisneyPlus site isn’t working. Don’t you have access to solid tech or good tech people?

@AmazonHelp How about you just get some apps that work?

@dxferris Hi! When you have a moment, please check out more about what to do if your app is not working as expected here: amzn.to/4k6MeZE. We hope this helps! -Shannon twitter.com/messages/compo…

@amazonfiretv Here’s a question, no, three: 1. Why (still) doesn’t the sound work on my @AppleTV app? Sometimes it has sound. Sometimes not. 2. What would you say is a reasonable # of times to reset my Firestick before the app works? 3. Do you have access to good tech people?

@Bucketoblood … If you want to set up a signing sometime, I can make John’s Plate Processing address and Leslie’s piping pitch part of my reading. I mean, the Patriot speeches are from memory, obviously. “…Using a field of half-C sprats and brass-fitted nickel slits…”

Why don't we start with joust jams?