@TalyaGalasko R50 donation to SPCA and pick your pup.
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dylan muhlenberg
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dylan muhlenberg
@dylanmuhlenberg
What a time to be a lie.
cape town Katılım Şubat 2010
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Valentine’s Day gift, budget limit is R50. What are your ideas?
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Preach. Jay Z answers the Biggie comparisons in 'Neck and Wrist', rapping "Hov was gon' always be Hov It 'twas the universe will 'cause Allah said so"
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@AnthonyBila Lay it over a beat and call him Saul Williams
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@SharpSchutters Obese is harsh. I'd say you're more chunky.
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I'm an obese asthmatic who does vigorous (140-185bpm) exercise in a gym with a mask over my mouth at least (inhale through nose, exhale through mouth into mask) 3x per week. You can train with a mask. The adaptation period is properly kak, but far better than closed gyms.
News24 🇿🇦@News24
WHO says masks shouldn't be worn during intense physical activity, contradicting other advice | @BISouthAfrica ow.ly/RtLC50CCnyL
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@bernardtheclerk Quick. And on #TrinomicTuesdays! Well done.
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What are the most South African levels of brokeness? i.e. 'End of the month Salticrax?'
Please shout :)
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@mikesharman Also, telling people you owe money to that you've "definitely paid, what bank you with, ah, probably needs to clear" when you know you haven't.
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@mikesharman Breakfast for dinner. Bacon and eggs on toast > cereal.
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@HagenEngler You can't eat a coat hanger for breakfast.
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Love seeing all the faves come together to make magic. Video is an SA Skins for the Euphoria generation starring at least one of your crushes. Song is what happens when rap grows up. Well done @phfat and @iampaulward
PHFAT@phfat
DEAREST TWITTER THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT SONG I'VE EVER DONE PLEASE SHARE youtube.com/watch?v=kuiCGF…
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@streakley Oh. Ok. Very nice, man. I'll look out for you and give you the nod at the robots when I see you.
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@dylanmuhlenberg Today I’m riding my tracksuit pants.
But if I absolutely *must* ride in the rain it’s on a Triumph speed twin in Alpinestars boots and a Helite jacket with a Bell lid.
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As an occasional motorcyclist, I don’t hate this.
Ciro De Siena@CiroDeSiena
The legal driving alcohol limit may soon be zero. Government is trying to push through a bill before the end of the year which will reduce the blood alcohol limit for driving to 0.0% Do you think this will have a positive effect on South African motorists' behaviour?
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@streakley What are you riding and then in order to properly position what type of rider you are - are you riding today?
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@dylanmuhlenberg Ja, I absolutely agree that cellphone use is incredibly dangerous for bikes. 90% of my hairy close calls on a bike are from Trevor in an A Class sedan sending a sext to his Fuller Hall gf.
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A burofax, you say?
Is that Spanish for "donkey fax"?
dylan muhlenberg@dylanmuhlenberg
@KevinMcCallum Get your fax straight. It was a burofax. The height of Spanish biz comms. Apparently.
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@KevinMcCallum Get your fax straight. It was a burofax. The height of Spanish biz comms. Apparently.
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Messi told Barca he wants to leave via fax.
A fax.
That must have frightened the office staff, hearing the fax machine start up again after years.
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@biobot Damn, 4/7 here. Put me in the bin where I belong!
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@chemelumadu Hello. Trying to get in touch re: a commission. What's the best way to chat?
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