Stu.

Imagine the trouble she has trying to introduce herself in France.

It's just like the time I was suspended from twitter for being too funny. It's all so unfair!

@tedh65 I'll show her later. :)

Me: I just watched Airplane and need to ask you something Brother: What is it? Me: It's a comedy movie from 1980, but that's not important right now

To think that I've deleted tweets before because of a double space.

Well this is outstanding

@NearLegalJones She does it every morning.

@dysondoc WtF? 🤣 there is something going on there…

No matter where we leave the tea towel, Jessica would much prefer it to be on the floor.

@edwardssm21 Of course. I'm just a hardass!

@dysondoc Still enforcing the strict 'no cats on the work surface' rule I see!

@crystaltippps Shhhhh! She's very sensitive about her podge.

@dysondoc Jessica is an absolute unit now.😻

@mumtuum We've tried, but Molly just puts it on the worktop.

@AuntyBerberf We're all just hunky dory, thanks sweetie.

Read this.

@JewishCatMother God, I fucking hope not!

First time the cat tree has borne fruit this early in the season. We're expecting a bumper crop this year.

@henrybabes He's about 5. This is exactly why I don't believe in god. If a supreme being did exist, there's no way it would allow me to suffer like this.

@dysondoc I have now totally lost track of all of your cats - how old is Colin now?

I'm not saying Colin is stupid, (in fact you all know I wouldn't dream of it), but if you gave him a crayon he'd definitely eat it.

@choccyandbuns I know. He's lucky he's gawjuss.

@dysondoc Aw the scrumptious git 😍

@happykiwi_nz @KiffinEileen We certainly are, thanks very much. Just haven't had much time to myself for a while.

@dysondoc @KiffinEileen Oh yeah! You hardly ever appear in my feed these days so I forgot about the baby. It's weird the way the algorithm works. Hope you and Barb are well. 😊

Bed sizing

@happykiwi_nz @KiffinEileen Ahem. 11.

@KiffinEileen @dysondoc @dysondoc has 10, he will know 😄