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New Mars post, free to all readers. "Let's talk space toilets" mceglowski.substack.com/p/lets-talk-sp…

@vermont_morgan good Post

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@JLingPystynen v-epenthesis speakers, or "Veps"

New blog post: some finetuning of the relative chronology of Proto-Finnic and neighbors with some pointers towards a late dating of *w > v protouralic.wordpress.com/2026/03/24/not…

Twins booth: “It’s a good start for the Twins here in the fourth inning.” "Have you ever seen Bux with his pants down?" "Uh... no?" “Like in shorts?” “No, he’s got, like, he doesn’t have his socks showing” This might be the greatest interaction I’ve ever heard on any broadcast.

@LaverneusDingle what a career! Sad to see him go.

About to lose one of my all time favorite players and arguably top 5 off-ball OLB in NFL history.

@NFL_Journal Bucco Bruce AND Jags/Panthers dates this pretty neatly to a couple of years in the mid-90s

This is what it took to look at a Simpsons gif in 1990. You had to download a viewer from an FTP archive hosted at the White Sands Missile Range

@fbgchase And Boryla only went and led a two-score 4QC/GWD in that Pro Bowl

Mike Boryla (1975) Tyler Huntley (2022) Shedeur Sanders (2025) Worst QB Pro Bowl choices of all time.

@owenbroadcast it keeps getting worse, the cake pan it was baked in wasn’t even made out of cake

recently learned there is no coffee in coffee cake. absolute sham. now i tell people this and they say “well yeah, it goes with coffee”. all cake goes with coffee. thats just cake. why are you defending this. because some 17th century german baker ran a psyop on you. on all of us

@BenWolby it happened

@BenWolby IT'S HAPPENING

Most receiving yards over the age of 40: Jerry Rice: 2509 yards Tom Brady: 6 yards Marcedes Lewis: 2 yards Everybody else: 0 yards Brett Favre: -2 yards Aaron Rodgers: -9 yards

@Oszillate @mayaofspring I used CRWTH on my spouse on a plane ride once

@mayaofspring My most memorable hangman success was pitching "aardwolf" in 9th or 8th grade (L2) English class which, as it happened, no one else knew, not even our teacher (a few letters in, people did start protesting however "how is the solution not aardvark").

this is the lesson I learned when I was like 9 and playing hangman at school. I had thought that if I make the word long and fancy 🤓 it will be harder for others to guess – I soon learned that it's the opposite very much so

@Oszillate (unless I'm undiagnosed autistic instead, or both, or something)

@Oszillate ADHD diagnosis gap relationship may have been responsible for ending my marriage

Autism *diagnosis* gap relationship

@BBCInMemoriam Favre 2010 ftw.usatoday.com/story/sports/n…

Can anyone confirm whether or not Phillip Rivers is the first Grandfather to ever throw a touchdown in NFL History?

@vermont_morgan "Still Bill"

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@vermont_morgan your name is Thurman Murman?

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