claire

they should let you leave work early if the vibes are off and you hate it there

ever since I was a little girl I knew I loved to be right

please don’t offer your positive perspective when i’m trying to be a hater

this was the original hawk tuah

Oh and if you’re wondering if their names were provided when I asked they were not because I was not “formally getting a citation I didn’t need that information”

All of this ended with me having to do the sobriety walk, I obviously passed and a VERBAL warning to get my headlight fixed & a thank you for my time. I’m sure in the 45 minutes this interaction took these three patrol cars could have done something more “protect and serve”-y

In case you were wondering how many Morgantown police officers it take to pull over and intimidate a 5’0 smol woman because of a broken headlight the answer is three and a K9

when people give me directions and they’re like “you can’t miss it” i’m like, oh you do not know what i’m capable of

One day you're young and the next you want this:

"who hurt you?" oh my parents, the economy, rent prices, my unrealistic expectations, that weird thing i said last week, the government, do you want me to keep going

The one thing they don't tell you about having a hot girlfriend is that the prettiest girls are also the sleepiest. Every morning i get up and do random side quests for 4-6 hours until she wakes up.

my toxic trait is that if they opened Jurassic park I would still totally go

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@WVBlackBears WOOOO MOTHMAN!!!

'Tis the season of giving! ...and deep cleaning our office🙃 but while cleaning, we found a couple of Mothman bobbleheads! Wanna own one? LIKE and RETWEET to enter. We'll select 3️⃣ winners tonight at 5 PM. NO PURCHASE NECESSARY! (Mini Santa hat not included 😊)

You hear a lot about golden retriever boyfriends but not girlfriends. I am one. Always excited to see you, motivated by treats and pets, constantly shedding.

oh you’re in a relationship? which one of you has haunting nighttime anxiety where you contemplate the world and death and your ultimate purpose and which one of you falls asleep in 10 seconds