Eddo Brandes Fan Account

This is the basis of my philosophy.

@SnowMed34 I respect the hustle, might try turning Indian every time I suffer a setback myself

This code switching mofo lol

@ChosenTarnish31 @dpheneghan1 Stop lying Rajesh

@dpheneghan1 @eddobrandesfan Indians earn more than whites in every western country.

This entire thing being an elaborate scam to stop the Norwegian government forcing him to get a job is perfect. He really became an Indian in his soul

@CynicalMem15153 @littlesealio82 Yeah that is exactly the line he's taking

@eddobrandesfan @littlesealio82 He can't get a job because of his lack of schooling in the first place.

@littlesealio82 No he was, I mean the social media campaign, if you look at videos where he's just speaking like a Norwegian he's taken to social media because they've stopped his unemployment benefits

@eddobrandesfan He wasnt abandoned in slums then?

@SigmarMehl Praying for your hairline

Week four on my new stack. I hope it’s not too late for my hairline. • Finasteride • Minoxidil (with a derma roller) • Pumpkin seed oil • Saw palmetto • Green tea extract • Aswhaganda • Reishi

@DanDavisWrites Bolt getting popped would have destroyed athletics so he was always running with protection.

Just want to make sure everyone knows in this age of ozempic that I've not touched the stuff and have lost weight the old fashioned way with clenbuterol 60 mcg/day

@GirlPissSipper It's a bit rare these days but I checked and it's on annas archive. Yeah I have, didn't think it was his best, rambling & incoherent and a couple of decades before he'd totally fried his brains so he didn't even have that excuse

@eddobrandesfan Superb I’ll get it on the poolside list for holiday season. You ever read the Hunter Thompson one on the Hells Angels? I’m glad they gave him a shoeing. What an insufferable cunt

I don’t like cops but I think it would be more fun to be undercover in a 1%er bike club than it would be to be an actual member. They don’t half have some proper helmets, would do your head in if you had to be real mates with them

@BovrilG Isn't she married to that jihadist who runs New York City now?

Ur III would be an intersectional 2010s feminist with a string of white boyfriends and a Pinterest board full of rupi kaur poetry

@NaziPrideNigga You know who else wore shorts? Hitler.

Going to start applying the suffix -maxxing to as many things as possiblemaxxing, I call it maxxmaxxing. I'm thinkingmaxxing it could really catch onmaxxing.

My favourite rapper is probably Marky Mark aka Mark Wahlberg. Haven't heard any of his music I just respect what he did to those Vietnamese.

I wish I was Chinese so I could open a takeaway and get all my family to work for free and just spend all my money blasting cigs and going to the casino. And eating luminous red sauce every day

@fanofnicethings Plumbers too

@eddobrandesfan Doctors hate him

A tale of most exquisite horror A train station toilet. Four urinals in use. Two cubicles to choose. One in use. One open. A succession of men skirt the urinal queue and head to the vacant stall. Recoil. A blockage. A sight better unseen at this hour, or any hour. Back in the queue. More men come. Bypass queue. Spring back in horror at the cubicle. Rejoin the line. Another man approaches. A man with iron in his veins and a soul divine. He too skips past the queue. He too enters the cubicle. The other men exchange knowing smiles. He’ll be back. The door shuts. They wait. He does not emerge. The sound of a belt unbuckling. My god. My god.

@PunishedWhit Thanks for quote tweeting this one, another one I'd neglected to mute

@eddobrandesfan Love me Rhodesia-poasting blue checkers!

Seems great from in the middle of my email job but didn't they largely loathe this? The really lopsided victories were from full timers, right?

Are you kidding me? All this time I've been drowning in it and that crafty heeb who runs product has kept it in a secret hidden part of my inbox? Fuming