edyesed

Good night, Twitter. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning.

(Falling to my knees, begging, pleading) Please. Folks, seriously. PLEASE. Do not - and I can’t emphasize this enough - set the state on fire this weekend.

(deep sigh) All six wildfires in the Pacific Cascade Region this weekend were caused by fireworks.

You in our comments: I don't need these firework safety tips. I'm built different. Fireworks: You are a sentient gelatin and your cousin is one margarita away from trying to relight a "dud". You are *exactly* who needs these safety tips.

Is it poetic When humans write the JD For LLM jobs?

@dberkholz Any book about how to do something is a physical manifestation of experience compression

This slogan is interesting, because I would argue that the right advisor is a compression algorithm for repeating the same pitfalls they've seen many times.

The compression algorithm for experience surrounds us every single day. I’m grateful it is thus. My myopic ass would be terrible at hunting and gathering.

the anti-wfh propaganda might be the biggest most coordinated player hating in human history

Ha! @jamesurquhart has a “flow” chart to model technology selection for flow architecture at #gluecon

Two stages of life of tech people: Temporary and constantly changing human relationships, which never come from the heart Giant larvae stuck on their back unable to get out of bed --- I guess it was different for me 🤷🐛

Nintendo did us a solid with #TearsoftheKindom 👍

#tearsofthekingdom make sure you clear those shrines completely 😬 This message brought to you by a save point 90 minutes in the past

Galaxy brain stuff happening over here. TV on the porch. Karoks and all.

Ultrahand!!!!

@RayDubicki I took the day off work and G is planning to take over after school 🥰🥰 See y’all there!!! ( first hour or so has been great! )

@edyesed Kiddo 1 has been playing since 6:30.

If you want to find me today 🔜 meetup at Hyrule Field at 08:00 pacific!

So 500 shows? Only 500 writers. Guild membership becomes a fraction of what it is now. We lose our power. Which means rollbacks. Which means no more pension and health insurance. For ANY of us. Considering that insurance saved my life five years ago, I'd sure like to keep it...

Extracting cash from information asymmetry is only One Way ™️ There are also Other Ways ™️

Man what the entire fuck is wrong with y’all?