Edzard Höfig

Fun Fact: you can drive for almost 74 hours without leaving Germany

Man muss sehr alt sein um das zu verstehen...

hopefully they are adding AI

shader programming is for when off-by-1 errors just aren't doing it for you anymore, and you're looking to get into new things like • off by 1/2 • off by multiple of -1 • off by power of 2 • off by a reflection around 1/2 • off by 1 graphics api

Now you know why

When trying to solve a coding problem, one programmer thought, "I'll use threads!" - and then two hd he arpoblmes

⚠️Stay safe everybody! If you use a Crest or Colgate toothbrush, please update to KB-133769420 and install the latest kernel bugfixes for any external devices like your floss and mouthwash.

FUNGUS IN SPACE!!! 🍄🚀 Equal parts cosmic horror and nature being metal, let's talk about the lichen that grew on the OUTSIDE of the International Space Station! Get your tea and curl up, because I PROMISE you wanna hear about these fungal cosmonauts 🧑‍🚀 🧵

We lost a titan of programming languages, programming methodology, software engineering and hardware design. Niklaus Wirth passed away on the first of January. We mourn a pioneer, colleague, mentor and friend.

A group of security researchers from Technical University in Berlin managed to get root access to @Tesla's Autopilot computer by exploiting Secure boot mechanism with voltage glitching. #37c3 #tesla #carhack

@motiondesign_01 You might want to have a look at SCXML.

So, state machines with transitions. Any good resources?

@Henri3tt3 Mäusebunker!

Wo in #Berlin ist das???

As an... – iOS user I want to... – use a rolling date picker that defaults to today and blocks future dates, meaning I have to roll back the years before the date and month, on a device that is made to enter numbers via a numeric keypad so that... – I can provide my date of birth

@nitram509 @lukhash Transparent case is a banger, too 😄

@lukhash @edzard Hey wait… did no one spot the DeLorean DMC-12 model (ratio 1:20) below the monitor? What a dream 😂 @edzard

Loading #C64 game directly from glow-in-the-dark vinyl record. The noise is binary audio, computer processes the data fed from the vinyl and the game is loading in real-time. We also created an online scoreboard. Shit can’t get any cooler 🔥

Publishing schedule: Tsalmoth hardcover: April 23, 2023 Tsalmoth trade paperback: March 12, 2024 Lyorn hardcover: April 9, 2024 Lyorn trade paperback: April 15, 2025

Ihr seid gut in das Wintersemester gestartet? Und sucht einen Nebenjob, der Euch beruflich weiterbringt, in einem netten Team – ganz nah an der @TUBerlin und auch gut erreichbar von der @BHT_bln aus? Dann kommt zu uns: 🚀 jobs.fraunhofer.de/job/Berlin-Stu… ⏳ Bewerbungsfrist: 30.11. #Jobs

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Full stack developer

The Tripitaka Koreana - carved on 81258 woodblocks in the 13th century - is the most successful large data transfer over time yet achieved by humankind. 52 million characters of information, transmitted over nearly 8 centuries with zero data loss - an unequalled achievement. 1/