Keith's Gone AWOL

Going to try and create one of these ‘side hustles’ I hear the kids talking about these days.

@HMRCcustomers Hey folks, I've sent a DM. I have a question about adding Corp tax to an account. Thanks

Good morning, we’re here until 8pm to answer your general queries. 💻 Please don’t post any personal details. ❎

Over five years ago now since #netmagazine published their monthly #WebDevelopment magazine. Still have their coffee cup ☕️

@nikitabier Using WinMX to download some songs, one of the first was from the White Stripes.

What was your earliest memory of the Internet?

@ImSh4yy Cool, it's been floating around on a Reddit over a week now #superunique

PRO TIP: REST is overengineering. Just expose one endpoint called /api that accepts SQL queries directly. Based on security concerns, I've added AI validation to the snippet.

@jeffrey_way Raspberry Pi + a few modules 😀

Yo - what do you want for Christmas? Something $200 or less. Can be anything. The weirder the better, if it's something you're genuinely into. (And don't reply with "Laracasts subscription.")

@CraicAddict89 I remember that one! She wore a beret! Classic Ireland 🤣

@GaborPfalzer Honest answer? I still haven't, and we finished the game last year 🙁

People who have played It Takes Two: How do you process the Cutie scene? How can you get on with your life? 🐘 Please no spoilers for those sakes who haven’t played, they all have the right to be an instant emotional wreckage. Damn, what a scene.

@KattyGadget Bought a few on Temu for 3 quid 🤫

@timwebdev @wp_acf Not ideal, and. not a fan of this shit...

@eirestudio @wp_acf I had trouble logging in this morning. Looks like advancedcustomfields.com is now down altogether.

Hi @wp_acf - Any idea why the licenses page is now 404'ing? advancedcustomfields.com/my-account/vie…

@wp_acf Nice....

Cheers, guys ❤️ @syntaxfm

@katie_harri_son @MPSRTPC Go back to your Daily Mail, Katie

@MPSRTPC Because you have to protect pedestrians from entitled cyclists. A cyclist will mow down a pedestrian without a second thought.

This week will see the trial of barriers on parts of Westminster Bridge to improve cyclist and pedestrian safety.

@damohorts @theJeremyVine Technology…. Do you drive without using your eyes?

This happens a lot. Party blindspot. Partly a speed differential. It usually isn't malicious. I do think there's a technology solution that can help (connected vehicle tech) but I've struggled to get R&D funding for it and there isn't really a long-term commercial model to justify the time/cost (would mostly look to give the technology away for free). A lot of road safety charities don't find private companies either.

Can anyone advise how to avoid this situation on a bicycle? Happened to me yesterday. Happens a lot. The obvious thought is that perhaps people in cars could indicate for more than two seconds, but that may be too much to ask.

@AntSpeaks @ZelenskyyUa Thanks for showing everyone how fucking dumb you are 👏🏻

@ZelenskyyUa You reject Russian influence yet use Russian alphabet.

Thank you America, thank you for your support, thank you for this visit. Thank you @POTUS, Congress, and the American people. Ukraine needs just and lasting peace, and we are working exactly for that.

How is this allowed by one of the biggest tech companies in the world, in this age – @GoogleAds ? The sponsored ad here displays the correct domain for mews.com but when you click it, it redirects to a #phishing website mevvs-app.com ?

@TM76361657 @theJeremyVine @Boenau @MikeyCycling @ChaponaBike123 If you did this on a test you’d fail, simple as. Are you this stupid in every aspect of your life too?

It was not unreasonable for that car to drive through, the pedestrian was almost across that side of it. Why on earth would he expect that man to stop suddenly to pose like that? You honestly expect all of London to grind to a halt for you. Its extraordinary. London needs to work. Stop trying to prevent that. It's selfish & short sighted.

The UK’s driving culture summed up in six seconds. The motorist won’t even stop for Paul McCartney on the Abbey Road zebra crossing @Boenau @MikeyCycling @ChaponaBike123

@GarfieldUtd @MartinSLewis There is a standing charge, expect for Agri-businesses.

Will energy standing charges be cut? ... blog.moneysavingexpert.com/2024/11/martin… #MartinLewis

Conor #McGregor is a RAPIST. Say it loud.