Emily Bergmann

As Diane Warren what do you even do in this situation lol

@fictionalpig He looks so fucking good

Love the plebs hooting and hollering for Best Documentary Short as a concept from the Oscars balcony

there are shades of yellow and green that only exist in march

@jackcalifano Feral forecast

@old_kath Was laughing hard at this tweet then also realized we went to college together. You are absolutely throwing what you know, can confirm

listen to me very carefully. there are hundreds of 150-200 lb butch straight women that use body lotion as face moisturizer, unironically wear gas station Boston sweatshirts, old navy jeans, and sorrel boots to “go out”. and ALL of them have 3+ beautiful men in their dms PINING

@DPD_ In the Courant no less!!

randomly, for the first time in decades, just remembered talking to a journalist at my cousin's field trip that I tagged along to(?) when I was 11... I was really just saying anything

@jackcalifano 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

So it turns out if you spend a full day in prospect park throwing snowballs at your friends and building ramps for the kids to sled off of at dangerous speeds you will be connected to humanity in a way that makes it physically impossible to feel sadness for at least 24hrs

American Olympic skeleton racer “Dan Barefoot” was a social experiment conducted by the researchers on the bus at MTV’s Next, thank you for your time

LADY GAGA PROOF THAT ITALIANS ARE HONORARY LATINAS

@Emily_Sundberg Saw this and IMMEDIATELY yelled Coromandel, so glad I was right…a hometown hero

the best indian food i've had in the last year was in darien, ct

As I have said, there is no task too big or no job too small. 

Happy to lend a hand and help out New Yorkers. Stay safe!

@chayesmatthew Okay thank you I thought I was going nuts

Bernie Wagenblast, voice of the @NYCTSubway system (“stand clear one the closing doors!”) is the Mamdani inauguration emcee. Wagenblast, introducing the dais, calls @JumaaneWilliams “Jumanji”.

Am I crazy or did Bernie Wagenblast just say JUMANJI Williams at Zohran’s inauguration

Mandy Patinkin and that kids choir that always makes me cry on YouTube!!!!!!!

welcome Anglican musicians, nerds, and laypeople alike it’s time for #9LC from @ChoirOfKingsCam @Cambridge_Uni

So this is Christmas And what have you done?

sounds good to me @USPS

@cowboyverismo As one of the world’s final scrobblers, yes

in a calendar month when last fm year end statistics drop will you all pretend to still care about them... please... for me...?