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@unitedrewind @Fergie_Years Thug. Can still remember that.

OTD 97 - Paul Bosvelt lands one on Denis Irwin, to Fergie’s consternation.

@TheWelshDragon9 Margaret will hopefully never have the need to use the NHS lol

Nobody.

@JamesStatman Must....bring......Utd....into......tweet.......to......make.......it........relevant

Jǒsko Gvardiol has outscored both of Manchester United’s strikers combined this season in the Premier League: 3 = Jǒsko Gvardiol 2 = Rasmus Højlund + Joshua Zirkzee Unbelievable. 🔱🇭🇷

@tedio74 Because Utd get more clicks.

Poor game, two poor teams but it's only United getting the stick🤔

Ugarte and Mainoo in midfield could be a very good partnership.

@MUFC_Roar He is there to be an annoying fighter in midfield and upset opposition attacks and he did his job well today

Ugarte isn’t in the team to pass the ball - so what do whoppers on here do, judge him on his passing ability, did his job very well again today but idiots won’t see 🙃 #MUFC

Fair play to #MaxVerstappen absolutely amazing driving so far

@notcapnamerica @MuellerSheWrote Top house shithousery from the cameraman there

Trump: “we don’t have any empty seats” Cameraman: *immediately pans to the empty seats*

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@HumansNoContext Judging by all the BMW's I've encouraged on the motorway, after all these years, their indicators still don't bloody work

@Bowley123Adamb1 @C4Dispatches @Channel4News @thetimes They have enough money. This is extra money they have received in secret. The NHS and military are being charged to use land owned by them. That is wrong.

@elbiffamark @C4Dispatches @Channel4News @thetimes You mean small amount of money per person. And the money goes to the duchy hardly an issue

Every time you use the River Mersey Ferry, the King profits, an investigation by Dispatches and @thetimes reveals. The Duchy of Lancaster, which owns the coastline from Barrow to the River Mersey, charges the publicly-owned ferry a yearly fee for mooring at a pier on Duchy land.

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@1968Tv The Brazilian team of 82, the best team never to win the world cup.

Back in July 1982, I ran home from school and got in just in time for kick off (4:15 pm) to witness one of the great World Cup games of all time exclusively LIVE on BBC1 Italy 3-2 Brazil Commentator John Motson #WorldCup82 #Italy #Brazil

@jonmikesav8 His performance in midweek probably justifies a start

Wonder if Amad will start? 🤔

@brianmoore666 Will need to be absolutely brilliant to even get close to the film. Probably one of the best thrillers of all time.

In spite of its huge promotion, I can't work up any enthusiasm for Sky's forthcoming Day of the Jackal series.

My sister Sarah Cunningham has been missing since 0230am in Camden. Last seen leaving apartment building on Jamestown Road. She was wearing a black outfit. If you have any information please let me or the police know. she has been officially reported as missing.

My baby dog Gracie has been missing 2 months today, I'm up at 4am to go sit in a forest & hope my smell draws her in. 2 months & not 1 confirmed sighting 💔

I’m sure many of us are familiar with a scene like this, night after night for weeks or even months. This has to be addressed by parliament @Keir_Starmer #fireworklawchange

Please retweet, urgent foster and forever homes needed to enable a small registered charity to save more dogs from being killed in council pounds #SUSSEX #UK. Details or apply to adopt or foster below 👇 arundawndogrescue.co.uk/available-dogs Posted from their facebook page.. Nov 2 2024🆘🆘 You will all have seen and many comment when we post a stray or abandoned dog who is in a Council Pound Kennel facility. You will also note that UNLESS exceptional circumstance where a previous history is known we state the following - * NO CHILDREN * NO CATS or SMALL FURRIES * FULL FACILITY TO SEPARATE FROM ANY RESIDENTIAL DOGS * FULLY SECURE FENCING AND ACCESSIBLE GARDEN * SOMEONE AROUND MOST OF THE TIME I would like to make it clear to ALL that there is a reason for these 'rules' and a very good one at that!!!! Pound kennels are unable to fully assess stray dogs. They are not insured or employed to do so and so the degree of information we are given is limited from pound to pound and dog to dog. We, giving RESCUE SPACE to each dog we can, are under IMMENSE pressure at the moment, in the main being unable to find SUITABLE homes for some of the already fully assessed dogs, let alone urgent and at risk of PTS dogs. These dogs are ONLY at risk through the irresponsible BREEDING, SELLING and BUYING of the dogs by the unutterable SCUM who dump them and leave them to their fate! Leaving them for those who work in the pound system to have to make unthinkable and horrific decisions simply because there is NOWHERE for them to go. It is OUR responsibility as a RESCUE to give these dogs the VERY BEST chance of a new life and with our kennels sitting stagnant with dogs like DIDI, OSCAR, the lurcher puppies and Didi's puppies, we have NOWHERE to put a dog if things don't work in a foster. Please picture this - IF we (as an example) placed a dog straight from the pound in a home with a child and the child got bitten, the dog would be destroyed (through no fault of its own, we would be held fully accountable for irresponsibly placing a dog who was not fully assessed in an unsuitable home and putting a person (or even another dog) at risk and would be failing all round so BEFORE we get a barrage of comments saying our rules are TOO STRICT - THEY ARE NOT! They are there for the protection of both the dog and people. Please read our foster and adoption guidlines BEFORE offering help and IF you feel you can help please complete an online application form. We are a VERY small team and simply cannot monitor all comments, questions or offers. THANK YOU for reading and understanding and although this post may seem harsh, we are just trying to help save the lives of dogs who do NOT deserve any of this! If you can offer a foster or a forever home please go to Arundawn's website to see dogs that need homes and fill out the application form or please share to help. Healthy dogs are being killed everyday across the #UK because rescue shelters are full 🆘🆘🆘🆘🆘🆘🆘🆘🆘🆘🆘🆘🆘🆘🆘🆘🆘🆘 #dogs @RSPCA_official @APDAWG1 @thismorning @GMB #dogs #dog #adoptontshop #Rescuedogs #Pets @rickygervais @liamgallagher @Nightowl400 #England #Scotland #Wales #NorthernIreland @lorraine @JaneFallon @DrBrianMay @PeterEgan6 @ChrisGPackham @AlisonHammond @radioleary @RoyalFamily @StellaMcCartney @RuthJonesLabour @andreajenkyns @ScottishSPCA @Battersea_ @LurcherSOS @Dogs4Rescue @themayhew @AllDogsMatter @clarebalding @GMB @thismorning @WalesOnline @itvnews @BBCNews @BBCPanorama @UKLabour @ConservativeAWF @PETAUK @HopeRescue @DogsTrust @The_Blue_Cross @lorraine @EamonnHolmes Dogs below URGENTLY NEEDS A FOSTER OR FOREVER HOME #SUSSEX #UK arundawndogrescue.co.uk/available-dogs

@mrddmia @ChairmanWhatley It wasn't rigged you daft fuckwit, every court case trump and his lawyers put before that alleged voter fraud court lost.

I’m on the ground in the Trump-RNC legal headquarters in Florida. RNC @ChairmanWhatley has assembled an outstanding legal team. That’s why Trump keeps winning these key legal fights before the election. The election won’t get rigged again. Vote early. swampthevoteusa.com