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So just hold the parrot and lop out a tit, love.

My terect for the last year. “The storm took what it could reach, Left me raw, unmasked, And strangely unafraid.” Says it all.

It’s time for Labour to remember its roots and reinstate the right to peaceful protest. Thanks to @ChrisGPackham for the narration Location: HMP Wormwood Scrubs

As it's Friday, I'm asking all my followers to please retweet (and comment) on this post if you see it, to help my bird account be seen! 🙏😀 To make it worth sharing, here's a cute little Wren reflection. 😍 🐦 Thank you very much! 📷😊♥️

My dog Jack LOVES to howl at sirens, so today on our walk a fire truck passed us and he AWOOOED his little heart out, and when he was done somebody across the street applauded him (it was an epic awooo) and so Jack did a biiiig stretch, which looked like he was taking a bow which led to even MORE applause and you guys it’s been the best day

God, I’ve been waiting for this - just the one - massive plant - but she’s a beauty

Thread on the real size of things 🧵 1. Titanic compared to a modern cruise ship

Back to old tricks

This guy just fulfilled everyone's childhood dream 🤩

16. Shirley: Visions of Reality directed by Gustav Deutsch Reference to : Morning Sun by Edward Hopper

12. Shirley: Visions of Reality, directed by Gustav Deutsch Reference to: New York Movie by Edward Hopper

Kids never get it wrong. And even when they style clothes in a slightly off way, it only looks more awesome. But here is a guide on how adults can match patterns. 🧵

Never judge a book by its cover. That’s a hard song to play as well. Class

Elon Musk buys a pub

Quebec excellence

Thread of cats stealing food in paintings 🧵 1. Still Life with cat by Desportes, 1705

My favorite video of the Olympics so far is the cameraman for the trampoline gymnastics

This is Toroman, a street cat. Toroman just wants pets.

They sent the fluffiest as the bait