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@scmedicinals * overrated

Community is the most underrated part of overall health, yet its one of the most important for longevity. There’s people out there that see their friends 1x a month. That’s not enough bro

@savanah2j @hlthymthrheifer Because you can’t thirst trap at home?

@hlthymthrheifer I’m not at all interested in working out at home

Look I’m very into health and fitness there’s a lifetime gym opening by my house and I was planning on getting a membership, starting price is $339 per month. Doesn’t that seem a little steep or am I just outta touch because I haven’t paid for a gym in a long time??

@MalCan4401 @mattvanswol Thank God

@mattvanswol I honestly think its because there are way more non-parents than parents now days. It never use to be like this, at least not that I remember.

I don't know about you, but I've been seeing just a general disregard for kids in society. >Not stopping for school busses >Refusing to let families with kids into restaurants >Getting angry when kids are just being kids in public When did this start happening?

@mattvanswol Cry me a river. We live in a society that worships and pedestalizes children to a ridiculous degree. Parents bringing kids to breweries. Can’t drive within some absurd distance from a bus. If anything we need to tone it down a notch. People are understandably getting tired of it.

@cloneristic “Should I just unmatch him?” Women will just cut things off like that, even if they were dating for years.

Has no one ever told women that we all do this? Dating apps are porn content, with the added boost of maybe being able to fuck the girls for real if you play it right. One handed swiping is 50% of it. Don't worry, he's mixing you in with the other roster prospects too. Now probably making you all orgy blow him with AI. We've been spending most our lives living in a gooner's paradise. And we'll spend the rest of it there too. Just be flattered. He could jack off to anything and you're still being included in that. Probably won't last so enjoy it while it does. Women will complain about anything...

@bethanyshondark Why does he have so many kids

Every time I post about our family getting split up on a flight I’m told I didn’t pay enough for our seats or book far enough in advance. But this is what Macaulay Culkin just posted. It should not be legal for airlines to split up kids and parents on the same reservation.

@colineddington @AutismCapital Dudes into babies

@AutismCapital This is where babies come from. Offline. Booking my summer in Japan rn

The AI boom may end up accidentally liberating people from technology. When you can't trust your eyes, your ears, your thoughts, when everything you experience online could be digitally false, when passwords, bank accounts, nothing is secure, you go offline. You only meet with others in real life. If robots exist you cut a body to see if it bleeds, you can show proof of humanity, you only trust those in your immediate circles, and before you know it, you've remembered the value of community. Essentially, by poisoning the well of the digital, you may ultimately become free to be fully human.

@crimsonavenger Why the fk would you “give up”?

Whats the age when you just give up? I’m 58 this year and don’t feel like giving up yet. I still wear the vans and listen to punk and metal and enjoy a drink. Don’t think I’m embarrassing myself to be honest.

@TheFedUpLefty @crimsonavenger Spoken like a true ph@get

@crimsonavenger That’s not “not giving up,” that’s “not growing up.” Aspiring to be a 60 year old teenager isn’t the flex you think it is.

@farzyness Fan of crying kids?

Laura Loomer Grade A retard = CONFIRMED.

@NevenaCankovic @nypost Lol

@nypost Well, it's not exactly a royal life if it's with cats - for that, family is still missing. 💯

Singer Enya prefers a solitary life with her 12 cats in a Dublin Victorian-style castle: 'Lives like a queen' trib.al/6iIpmv4

@les_doit @Joelbirmz12 Most peaceful is about 1AM - 5AM in my opinion

@elevation902 @Joelbirmz12 Well they really should. Most peaceful time of the day is 5-7am in my opinion.

Why the fuck has someone started lawnmower up at fucking 7:20am on a fucking Saturday?? Prick

By your 30s, if you did life right, it has a way of reminding you that you made the right decisions. You see friends who married too early getting divorced and you are glad you remained a bachelor. You go out and see married men cheating on their wives and trying to get with younger women and realize you could have been that kind of sleazeball. You log onto X and find men your age coping with "Proud Father" and melting down whenever a guy posts about his bachelor life and you nod and smile, realizing how performative it all is and what misery these men are actually living in. No matter what they post on social media shaming you, you just know that your decision was the right one and it infuriates them. Live well bros!

@BonesawMD I never understood the obsession about eye contact either. How long to hold it, when to break it, which direction to break it, etc. Too much eye contact can come off as creepy or intimidating. Don’t overthink it, and don’t overdo it.

As you move up in the world you notice this rule goes backwards. Seeking eye contact to be validated is subspace coded. Very submissive position. Holding it longer than necessary reveals you’re someone painfully conscious of their lower position in the dominance hierarchy. Most dominant people you will ever meet assert it by dismissing you. Will hardly acknowledge you or grace you with eye contact at all. Won’t bother playing games with you bc they genuinely see you as nothing.

@sweatystartup “No kids at 40” Bro, your kids are just going to die one day and be forgotten about. It’s not that deep.

Bad move. You'll end up moving to NYC, getting purple hair, having no kids by 40, driving a sedan, investing heavily in AI, marrying a woman who has an instagram following and generally failing at life.

@les_doit @Joelbirmz12 Not everyone goes to bed at 9 PM bro

@Joelbirmz12 Cause they’ve been waiting since 6am and thought they’d be courteous?! Not everyone sleeps till noon on weekend. Some people need to adult 24/7.

@MostlyMonkey Hilarious how people with kids get so baited on this app. Go play with trains or some shit and leave everybody else alone

Past a certain age, a man without a family can be a bad thing.

@DonkGod Lol, your kids are still just going to die one day and be completely forgotten about

@sghoul @SydSteyerhart Other people = leaches. Retarded option. No children = retard. Leach option.

The point of wealth is to leave it to your children. That is its only value, it has no other value, but it has many forms of anti-value, like leaving it to a charity. Lynch was a good man. He understood the assignment.

@MasculinePeak Outdated and overrated

83% of men have no more interest in marriage. Men are hitting their 30s and 40s, and remain unmarried. What is going on?

@SydSteyerhart One of the dumbest things I’ve ever heard on this app. Lol, your kids are just going to die one day bro. It’s not that deep.