lil nightcap

@UnitedInFocus Click bait. He was decent, subbed off bc of red card in the back line. Kids gonna do well under ten hag back at united though. Calling it now👀

@LickshotLippy Cunha must be the best player on earth then

Ok so league wrapped. It’s time to start talking my shit, let’s start with the most important one: Bukayo Saka WORLD CLASS status confirmed. For like the 4th time in his career. Top 3 players for his club and country for the last 5 years and he’s only 24. Arsenal legend

@Fullcourtpass NBA equivalent of Arsenal

Chet Holmgren had to step on Victor Wembanyama foot to prevent him from getting an offensive rebound during a free throw 😭

@KingPhelz Amazing that record made it through Onana. But then again we were never winning at half time with him

These two Senne Lammens saves kept our halftime record intact ❤️

@mr_amanfo Using all comps like it’s his fault his team had a terrorist as a manager and can’t finish. If anything you’ve boosted his PR bc he’s got 20 just in the league with a mid team and he played as a DLP for half the season lmao

Top 10 Highest assists totals in a single season ( All comps) 1. Lionel Messi - 36 assists 2.Thomas Muller - 32 assists 3.Kevin De Bruyne - 29 assists 4.Mesut Ozil - 28 assists 5. Xavi. - 28 assists Bruno Fernandes doesn’t even make top 10 of this list

@InvertTheWing Man fuck the Olise issue WHY TF IS DECLAN RICE HERE

So let me get this straight. Olise (who was Number 1 on your last list), falls out of the Top 5 completely, because he lost in a round that Mbappe and Yamal couldn’t even advance to…? Whilst the other 2 move up? Absolutely shameless.

@SamJDean How tf have you made it this far in your career with 2 brain cells rubbing together to keep warm up there

With respect to my colleagues in the football writing industry, I am stunned that Bruno Fernandes has been named FWA Footballer of the Year instead of Declan Rice. Rice has literally won more matches this season (35) than Fernandes has even played (34). telegraph.co.uk/football/2026/…

@xGPhilosophy First time in years his xG is lower than his assists. Well deserved. Also a good bit of his assists have been headers which don’t generate a lot of xG even if they’re good chances

Bruno Fernandes has 19 assists from 12.05(xA). In other words, his teammates are finishing at a ridiculous rate.

@ESPNUK Funniest thing about this isn’t even them splitting it between open play and set pieces it’s them straight up lying about Henry all being from open play. Bro had 2 from set pieces lol

Bruno Fernandes is set to break the Premier League assist record for a single season 👀: Kevin De Bruyne: 20 assists 🅰️ 17 from open play Thierry Henry: 20 assists 🅰️ 20 from open play Bruno Fernandes: 19 assists 🅰️ 10 from open play

@EzzyMUFC Such and insanely clear foul and not even looked at. Leading with the elbow, extremely late, nowhere near the ball. That gets called back if we scored from it

How obvious does a foul have to be before it gets called by the ref??

@UtdKlay Getting soft in his old age

🚨Pep Guardiola on if Rayan Cherki is allowed to showboat against Chelsea: 🗣️Pep: "Listen... Rayan is a special, special player.He is little bit of a free soul. I am a manager who likes control, we know this. So sometimes, on the touchline, it is so, so tough to watch. My heart... pff. He gets the ball, he starts the tricks, and my instinct is to shout, 'Rayan, please, play simple!' But if I tell him against Chelsea, 'Stop this,' I destroy the player. I take away his incredible quality. What he did against Arsenal, against Liverpool… exceptional. Unbelievable..” “So against Chelsea, I want to see it again. If he feels it, he does it. Go out, express yourself, have fun, and show the world how good you are. We will respect the opponent but at the same time, I don’t want to take away what makes Rayan special. He's one of the most unbelievably talented players I've EVER seen.” #CHEMCI

@vettepassby35 Funniest thing about it is if his parents needed free daycare bc both parents worked they probably had it. That was often a perk from businesses until the 70s to keep people at work

I’ve never had this mentality. Idc that I had to pay for my college, if the next generation got to go for free I would be the first in line to vote for it

@GBUnitedx History won’t be kind enough to Bruno. He would have so many more assists if he played with consistent goal scorers like de bruyne

📊 𝐊𝐄𝐕𝐈𝐍 𝐃𝐄 𝐁𝐑𝐔𝐘𝐍𝐄 Vs 𝐁𝐑𝐔𝐍𝐎 𝐅𝐄𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐒 stats during their time together (2019/20- 2024/25 season) 🇧🇪 𝐊𝐄𝐕𝐈𝐍 𝐃𝐄 𝐁𝐑𝐔𝐘𝐍𝐄 🎮 248 Games ⚽️ 67 Goals 🎯 107 Assists 🇵🇹 𝐁𝐑𝐔𝐍𝐎 𝐅𝐄𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐒 🎮 290 Games ⚽️ 98 Goals 🎯 83 Assists Legends 😳 😳 😳

@LegacySiu Casemiro

Guess the player Very Hard

@mufcMPB Get all 3

🚨 Manchester United are moving in the transfer market to look for Casemiro’s replacement and estimate that the budget for the midfielder signing this summer will be €200m. There are 3 names at the TOP of United’s list: Bruno Guimarães, Sandro Tonali and Elliot Anderson. Adam Wharton and João Gomes are the alternatives. #MUFC [@edu17burgos, @diarioas]

@UnitedUpdates @PeteHall86 KEEP

🚨 Harry Maguire is willing to accept an £80K-a-week PAY CUT to stay at Man United! [@PeteHall86] #mufc

@CristianoXtra_ PLEASE PUT THEM ON THE SAME TEAM THAT WOULD GO CRAZY!!!!!

🚨 BREAKING: The strategy is to bring Cristiano Ronaldo and Messi together to promote the MLS." In case he leaves Al Nassr. Cristiano Ronaldo is considering a sensational move to MLS this summer, with Los Angeles FC and Inter Miami CF emerging as the frontrunners to land the Portuguese superstar. The race is wide open! This could set the stage for another chapter in the Ronaldo-Messi rivalry on American soil—or, even more intriguingly, see the two legends unite at the same club. Would you want to see Ronaldo and Messi as teammates? 🤔

@Mike87_United His biggest flaw was lack of risk taking. He was too safe. Thats what Carrick actually understands. Tons of the games we drew would have been wins if we didn’t invite pressure when we were only a goal up. You have to go 2-3 goals up to really kill the game.

Ruben Amorim coached a really solid season. A lot of people aren’t ready to hear it, many never will be. But the underlying numbers behind our performances across the board from day 1 have been top 3 in the league. Results didn’t always reflect it, but performances were there.

@TheFergusonWay Only against United would it not be a pen. Completely took out his back leg before getting the ball

I have no idea in what world this is not a penalty but it is what it is. x.com/euromedia5990/…

@TouchlineX Lmaoooo coming back from losing to a shit west ham shouldn’t give him this PR especially after Bruno just smacked up the 2 best teams in the league

📸 - If football IQ was WiFi, Enzo is 5G and everyone else is searching for signal! This is NOT a debate anymore. Rice? Bruno? Caicedo? Rodri? NO! Enzo has been the best midfielder in the Premier League this season. HE DOES IT ALL. AT THE SAME TIME. EVERY GAME.

@Gravitygunner14 Shameless bunch. Keep ignoring the other angle that clearly shows it coming off his hip. His arm is literally behind the rest of his body

Clearly moves the ball past Zubimendi with his hand! Hand ball on any day !