elysia h

Whenever I pick the middle seat on a plane, I secretly think to myself that I’m going to make someone’s day. Validation feels so good.

this one’s for climbers only

Why’s everyone posting their GitHub contribution activity graphs? #Wordle

Only pumps *once* throughout the workday. Meetings scheduled right through my session. 🙃

completely free product idea, you're welcome @twitter

You 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬 it's 𝒸𝓊𝓉ℯ to 𝘄𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗲 your tweets and usernames 𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖘 𝖜𝖆𝖞. But have you 𝙡𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙣𝙚𝙙 to what it 𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 with assistive technologies like 𝓥𝓸𝓲𝓬𝓮𝓞𝓿𝓮𝓻?

@rankaphen @kwakles124

warm up doodles. one of these is not like the other @elycheea

有女萬事足。

@midomeg @rankaphen It took me a second. Slight facial hair would help.

@bozo_ssb I’ve awkwardly gone to lunch/dinner with people because @kwakles124 didn’t realize the invitation did not include me.

Once you've been in a relationship for long enough, your pronouns become we/us

when you're on twitter

@midomeg @rankaphen Yeah. Idk about social over here. I identify most closely with Gori. 😂😂

As a... – customer I want to... – be told that [data-random-generator=“true” dataminvalue=“5” datamaxvalue=“30”] visitors are looking at this product right now so that... – I purchase a product that is fallaciously presented as scarce

@MelanieCrissey Love this idea and following because I want to know too!

Anybody know of a great app that helps you track cost per wear on a garment before selling or donating it? I want to be more mindful about textile waste. Checked out "30 Wears" app but it was a little clunky.

@jyeh92 I’m ready. But the commitment is high here. 😹

I know there's a fine line here. I've had people work for me who would pester me with questions rather than trying things out first, which can get annoying real quick. So I suppose it's a skill of knowing when to bust out the "preemptive support" card.

As a website visitor...

As a... – Google Maps user I want to... – receive a monthly email highlighting the 2 supermarkets and the local field that have I visited this month So that... – I can reminisce about the highlights of my month