Michael Burke

@hasumpstuffedup Also cheating by Tom Atkins, isn’t it?

Really bad one this. I think we can all forgive the boundary ump - that's such a tough call to make at full speed off one look. But the ARC are supposed to be reviewing all of these last disposals FKs. What has happened here? Really disappointing #AFLCatsCrows #AFL

@cityofmelbourne you need to update your waste management page on your website. It still says $99 for a station wagon, but the actual charge is $145. I queried and was told the $99 fee was now for a car boot. None of the fees listed are for $145, but that is the charge today (27/03/2026)

I cannot fathom how that AFL see more value in this Opening Round bollocks over having full fixtures of games. 1 full round in the first 5 weeks is an absolute joke and gives the season no momentum. Absolutely hate it, doesn’t even feel like the season has properly commenced

Welcome Lynchy this is an elite club. Only the very best at their craft can do this.

@smwright1965 💯💯💯

Lynch needs to focus on winning the ball not constantly looking for free kicks

@Tigers_of_Old @AFL No way it was 74,000. I’d say 60-65k. Whole bays at th top of the Olympic, MCC and AFL empty. Leaving the ground after the game - no crush at all walking to Flinders St.

$43 for an upgrade to Level 4 hey @AFL for a ‘fully ticketed’ game. Absolute rort. Should report you to the ACCC. Honestly will stop going to these away ‘blockbusters’ as a club member. Hey but at least the pies are staying the same price!👎👎👎 #AFL

Conceded 12 Goals (75PTS) in 1 QTR 👌 #AFLSwansBlues

International visitors trying to get roughly 3 kms from an exceptionally confusing public transport system: in this case dumped them at North Melb Station. Taxi demand: $AUD100 No other option available, but the bastard drove off leaving the new arrivals (and a bunch of locals with experience) in the driving chill rain #systembroken

Fans: GET RID OF BOUNCE AFL: OK Fans: not that one!

No machetes, but struck a pedestrian w/ a stolen vehicle, on bail, & ran thru Myer, Emporium & Melb Central, w/ knives, aimed @ punters. It’s an issue 4 Melbs. Be real. If you’re a blind shrill for 1 party over another, then you’re not helping this state. You’re hindering it.

@yarratrams This is the first Sunday in 3 years that Elizabeth st trams haven’t been disrupted due to protest, and they get cancelled for 5.5hrs (& counting) for VICPOL. Might be easier just to post the Sunday that all Elizabeth St tram services are running as normal.

Due to an emergency services request in Elizabeth Street - No Route 19 trams run between Stop 9 Haymarket and Flinders Street Station - Estimated impact to services: more than 1 hour

FOOTY TRIVIA IS BACK! Due to overwhelming* demand, Paul Daffey and I will be hosting a footy quiz night at the Commercial Club Hotel on Wednesday September 24 (Grand Final week). Come along and match your footy wits against other f-wits! *I remember at least one person asking me

@ptua Elizabeth st tram terminus. Not enough space between shelter and trams to get on/off, not big enough for the amount of passengers per minute, and the bonus of screaming/fighting/defecating inhabitants

Worst tram stops in #Melbourne, as voted by Reddit users: Racecourse Road, Newmarket Queensway. Windsor Burwood Highway, Burwood Kingsway, Southbank All could do with improvements to accessibility, shelter, seating, space and safety. Have you got others to nominate? Let us know.

Should @UberEats go past the current 3 x they want to check whether you are certain you don’t want to subscribe to their delivery subscription scam, and get real? We all know there should be 28 levels to get through before you’re certain you don’t want to “save” on delivery fees

@tabcomau your support number for EBT does not accept EBT support

@fesshole #didnthappenoftheyearawards

I hate giving people lifts so much that if I do ever have to give someone a lift I deliberately drive bad so they don't ask again

@ABCmediawatch Looking forward to seeing how Linton Besser manages to make this about Trump, like every other episode of “Media Watch” this year.

Coming up on #MediaWatch: 📻 The sorry saga of Antoinette Lattouf reaches its conclusion. 📺 9:15 tonight. ABC TV + iview

Hands up if you’ve been converted from a @kayosports advocate to a #kayohater by their ridiculous requirement to set up a new Hubble account, just before your game starts, with no notification?

💯💯💯 If GCS had to borrow WCE jumpers last week, then this should not be the opposing jumpers this week. #bringbackbabybluemandm