Emily MacKinnon

About a month ago I was reliably informed — by the most insufferable people on earth — that winning a single tournament means you automatically become the best in history at that sport. Congrats to Venezuela, the greatest baseball country in the history of the game. 🇻🇪 🥳

How do you professionally say “you clearly wrote that with ChatGPT here is a better version to consider”?

they’re saying there’s 30g of protein in spending a night laughing with your friends

No one tells you that parenting is just relearning the world through someone who thinks worms are friends & birds are miracles. It’s the most healing thing I’ve ever done. My daughter looked out the window this morning & said, everything is green & growing. I told her, you too. And something inside me whispered, so are you. Now I’m watching her hold flowers up to the sun while the light bends like it recognizes her. It’s funny, every spring I think I’m teaching my child about the world & every spring she proves she’s the one teaching me how to see it.

Being neurodivergent means Your brain: genius Your nervous system: Victorian orphan

Micro-dosing hell by staying informed and educated.

If I had a nickel for every time team Canada lost in OT to the USA at this Olympics after their captain suffered a lower body injury in a game against Czechia I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot. But it’s weird that it happened twice.

My culture is not a costume

unfortunately i believe in permanent fallouts. may we never cross paths again🙏

having ADHD means that sometimes people will think you’re being pretentious or overly articulate but in reality its because you forget basic words and have to use whatever synonym your brain could find at the time, which just so happens to be weirdly specific and overly formal.

if you get Canada down on me I'll get Canada down on you

New Olympic drinking game: take a shot every time the announcers say that Crosby has one foot in the grave or mention that Celebrini was born yesterday

“You handled it so well” Thanks I don't remember 45% of my life

curling in between all the life threatening events

The side by side pics sending me into the stratosphere

Every now and then i think about the live action Flounder.

tate mcrae gotta go full canadian here on out if she wants to make up for that ad.. chop chop girl start writing a song about the CRA my account login portal

STOP USING AI TO MAKE CARTOONS OF YOURSELVES OMG YOU’RE 40!!!!

"Helen of Troy can't be black!!!! The historical inaccuracy!" My guy, she was born from an egg after her mom banged Zeus who was disguised as a swan. Its a myth. Its why there's a cyclops and bunch of other things not real. The race of the actor for a fake person doesn't matter