M. Amsterdam

@ComfortablySmug Never Button

How often do you wash/have cleaned the walls inside your house?

@StarTribune What could go wrong?

Redesign of George Floyd Square to begin this summer startribune.com/redesign-of-ge…

@NortonMpls You'd do nothing.

Not brave enough to come to Minneapolis and say it to my face, but just enough courage to be a tough guy online

@CrimeWatchMpls Hey @IlhanMN come get your friends.

Some of our neighbors were booked from Edina PD overnight on probable cause 2nd degree assault, likely connected to the weapons incident at/near Lifetime Fitness we posted: AHMED ABDUL JAMA, 21 LIBAN AAR JAMA, 21 YASSIN MOWLID ALI, 22 DIINI ABDULLAHI HASSAN, 22

@CrimeWatchMpls Lunatic white women would give up their lives to keep these people from getting deported.

@StarTribune Lol. Who the fuck would listen to that?

Minnesota has been under a massive spotlight in recent months after allegations of widespread fraud in social service programs. Our Essential Minnesota podcast took a closer look at that fraud in a three-part series addressing how we got here, what’s really going on and what the solutions to dealing with fraud in Minnesota are. All episodes out now, listen wherever you get your podcasts: Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/3xa29ZyGf… Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/ess… Amazon: music.amazon.com/podcasts/3d3d5…

@CrimeWatchMpls @MayorFrey

Scoop: We got a preview of @MayorFrey's next Minneapolis promo video.

@CrimeWatchMpls Now they're posting ICE OUT signs on windows.

Remember when the men of Northeast used to handle these problems??

NE Minneapolis - We're getting reports that some auto theft prowlers are in the area of 8th and Marshall St NE. Police have been notified. 16:30

We spent substantially less on Apollo 11 (adjusted for inflation) than the cost of welfare recently stolen by Somali refugees in Minnesota.

MIC-DROP 🫳 🎤

🚨 Minneapolis residents held a “crucifixion pilgrimage” to George Floyd Square and the memorials for Renee Good and Alex Pretti. They are comparing their political martyrs to the literal crucifixion of Christ on Good Friday. Absolutely insane.

@CrimeWatchMpls Why has nobody has responded with a beatdown yet?

Submitted from downtown Minneapolis: "Has there been many reports filed against this person who is going around the neighborhood (Near the Hennepin County Library), kicking dogs! He comes up to ask if he can “pet your dog” and then he attempts to kick the dog instead! Would you be able to post so that people are on the lookout? This has been happening during the day over the past week. Most recently [Tuesday] around 10 a.m. on Nicollet Mall outside of the library. I’ve witnessed it and it has happened to multiple dog owners that live in the building across the street as they have been walking to Cancer Survivors Park to let their dogs play." *** If anyone else has first-hand information of this activity and/or has a police case number, please DM at top of page.

@Twins The team is accustomed to playing without any power.

The North Loop is experiencing a power outage. Our pregame ceremonies will begin in a delay until this issue is resolved.

@Twins The Pohlads 'right size' the electrical grid?

@CrimeWatchMpls They should change the name to Revive-o.

Minneapolis North Loop - Overdose DOA at Avivo Village, 1251 Washington Ave N. 11:52

@StarTribune Lol

Roper: Metro Transit’s visible investment in light-rail safety is refreshing good news for the region startribune.com/light-rail-twi…

@FOX9 'Unsupervised teenagers.'

Unsupervised teenagers gathered in large numbers at Becker Park in Crystal, leading to repeated police intervention over several days. fox9.com/news/crystal-p…

@ReichlinMelnick No, letting them in to the country is an impeachable offense.

This would have been an impeachably scandalous thing for a president to say even a decade ago.

@FOX9 'Rochester woman.'

A Rochester woman who admitted to laundering hundreds of thousands of dollars in the massive $300 million Feeding our Future scheme has been sentenced to six months in prison and is being forced to pay back more than $491,000. fox9.com/news/mn-fraud-…