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Imagine running for your life and this is the fastest you can go

Joe is royally pissed about shrinkflation #SOTU

@SydneyBattle I am not vegan and genuinely curious, what about eggs? Why not eggs?

@momoney_mojuri I apologize on behalf of all Hoosiers

whole bar is off beat. this is embarrassing

first night back in the midwest and some weirdo requested sweet caroline from the band. it’s time to bounce already

To avoid crowds, visit areas that are less crowded.

@torinmesser We lift each other up here

@phonybigcharles @tilinifashonti @LouisatheLast Yeah, personal care products ☠️ That’s the point.

@ellen_mccmom @SRPainter @StevieNicks @JohnJHarwood @lizzo That link wasn’t working for me but here's NBC's official clip youtu.be/XlTGa61eDAk

I would simply shrivel and dissolve if Stevie Nicks write this to me. @lizzo keep doing good 💘

@bariweiss “Algorithm”

1. A new #TwitterFiles investigation reveals that teams of Twitter employees build blacklists, prevent disfavored tweets from trending, and actively limit the visibility of entire accounts or even trending topics—all in secret, without informing users.

THREAD: THE TWITTER FILES PART TWO. TWITTER’S SECRET BLACKLISTS.

@theemoneyplug Is this why I couldn’t get a refund for my packages left on the wrong doorstep 12/3?

If you have an Amazon package delivered starting 7 December, go to your Alexa and say, “Alexa, thank my driver.” They get a $5 bonus, at no cost to you!

Nails on a chalkboard energy

@AmazonHelp how do I get a refund for my missing items ASAP

Hey @amazon, tell me why my packages got delivered to the wrong address Friday—per the photo and phone conversations with cs reps before tonight. WHY can’t I get a refund or replacement? My packages weren’t stolen, your delivery driver screwed up. COMPENSATE. You can afford it

@amazon NOT ME bc my packages were left on some random person’s doorstep. I was hung up on and left on hold for 30 minutes tonight. The way I’ve been treated the last three days. I’m about to cancel my Prime membership.

Who’s making a wish list and checking it twice? 🎁

No one is in the mood today

@ZoeSchiffer By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?

@ZoeSchiffer This isn't a test in competency. This is a test in "loyalty" where he wants to see who will blindly follow orders. The irony on many levels shouldn't be lost that many of the compliant folks will be H1-B visa holders who just want to stay in the country.