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@Northorious This is so unfortunate. May the souls of the two dead rest in peace, Amen.

This is too sad to hear😭😭😭😭 Nigeria 😢 These are what Mr Zacheaus Olatunde said about the kidnapping that happened to them in Orire,on May 15, 2026. He talked about what really caused the death of both Mr Michael Oyedokun and Deacon John Olaleye. Terrorists said Mr Michael Oyedokun disobeyed them, they said he died because he disobeyed their order. That day when we reached the forest, they told us to drop all our phones, we did so but we didn't know that Mr Michael Oyedokun didn't dropp.his own. A terrorist who was sitting with him on the motorcycle discovered a phone in his pocket and he began to question him, the teacher said he didn't hear when they said that, immediately the terrorist slapped him and when their commander heard, he took it up and he was furious. They have two commanders, a General commander and a camp commander. The General commander said; If I didn't k*ll anyone...I must k*ll this man for disobeying my order. The following day, Mr Michael Oyedokun was s*aughtered. He was shouting as they were dragging him away, he was begging and his noise was so loud but later...no more noice. One terrorist in his age of 17 or 18 came later, he was dancing and singing to celebrate the death of the teacher. Mr. John Olaleye was m*rdered on June 7, they k*lled him because they said they have warned that military men should not move closer. They didn't k*ll them in our presence, they came to take them away and go to another place to carry out that evil act. We were only hearing their noises. They have a tent where they kept us, we were chained and they handcuff our hand for the whole 56 days. They blindfolded our eyes and anytime we wanted to pee or defecate, we would beg them. They changed locations, we didn't stay in one place through out the 56 days. Sometimes, they would hit us with a gun. We used to suffer for any crime those little children committed. When it's time for them to pray, they didn't joke with it. They prayed alot and recited Quran. They would never miss their prayers and when it's time to recite Quran, they would never miss it. The terrorists said they didn't want money but they wanted their people who were arrested to be freed, that was their demand. We men suffered alot, they should not see us praying, anytime they noticed we were praying...they would beat hell out of us. They said they didn't want us to pray or call Jesus. When he was asked how they were saved. He said that the terrorists willingly released them. They asked us to go that day because military have abducted their families, they told us to go willingly so that their families could be released as well. When we were released, they told us the way to pass and they told us we will see two streams on the way. After those two streams, you will see the solders who are there to receive you, they told us. I was the one carrying everyone when we reached the streams, I carried almost those little children because most of them were already weak. After a short trek, we saw some security men who have been waiting to receive us. It was a bitter experience, they gave us majorly rice and red oil, no pepper and sometimes it would be only rice without salt or red oil. There was a time they k*lled a deer and a grasscutter for us. Since the day they have eliminated Mr John Olaleye, they have changed to us, they started treating us well, they changed their cruelty ways of dealing with us. They changed when they heard that some of their family members have been abducted by the solders. The day we would be released, they asked us if we would take out bath but we said no, we were eager to live the forest. They told us to get ready that we would go home that day. When we reached Ibadan, one of the military commanders asked me if I could identify the terrorists if I see them on phone. He showed me their pictures and I could identify one. They told us they have arrested 8 of the terrorists and others have been nutrilized.

@the_dejiii Where did you watch? Prime? Netflix?

Odessey by Christopher Nolan is a fuvkin 10/10! I think Anne Hathaway might win her first academy award with this.

@EmekaOghali Congratulations Mekus

I locked in and I did it, I can finally say, “Web3 did” My first ride bagged 🚗 🔑 ✅

Xabi Alonso overseeing and being fully involved in training sessions is a beautiful thing to see. He will make Chelsea great again.

@GeneralSnow_ What is this obsession some of these guys have with Obi’s son? Must the young lad go political? Nawaooo lol

Peter Obi and His Son Are Yet to Thank Me Despite My Support, threatens to start campaigning for Tinubu. — Isaac Fayose as He Declares His Love for Tinubu

With the way I Dey hustle now, you fit see me for hospital as your surgeon. No shout o , just open belle make I start work

@frmarcellinus Sometime in 2004 myself (Rev Fr Martin Iwudo) Confirmation - 2006 (Archbishop Valerian of Onitsha)

What year did you receive your first holy communion? I received mine in 2004.

@Tsar_Strand @DailyLoud Did you read the background story?

A man says he was voluntarily paying his child’s mother $300 a week, but after asking for just two months to get back on his feet financially, she filed for child support and the court ultimately ordered him to pay only $13 a month.

@baby_teye @tiier_1st What exactly is gay about suggesting that an athlete pays attention to his abs? What is gay about abs? As men who hit the gym, don’t we see fellow men’s abs, make comparisons. Applaud those who are more fit ? Nawa for una ooo

@tiier_1st Gayest thing to say How was your attention drawn to that?

He needs to work on his ABS. Or he can get me as his PT

@Soonfit1 I know you 🤗🤭 Unizik 🌚

@FrUgochukwu @SylviaChinwoke_ You welcome Padre 😊

@emycee4 @SylviaChinwoke_ This is beautifully explained. Thank you.

No bro, everything is not the same please. You have to remain one place. The Holy Communion in the Catholic Church is meant for Catholic communicants who are in the state of grace. As an Anglican, you are free to attend the Mass but not allowed to receive the Holy Communion. Please desist from that, going forward. If you want to be a Catholic, be a Catholic fully. There are processes to that.

@azucubanna @instablog9ja Leave ChatGpt alone. Leave AI alone. At least, you could have removed the last affirming sentence by ChatGPT. 😐😐😐

I Was Happier When I Was Earning Just €113 Cleaning in Prison Than When I Was Making Millions of Euros — Footballer Turned Pastor, Dani Alves Former Brazil international and footballer-turned-pastor, Dani Alves, has reflected on his time in prison, saying he found greater happiness earning just €113 cleaning than he did while making millions of euros during his football career. Alves made the remarks while sharing his testimony during a church service in Guatemala, where he spoke about his faith and the lessons he learned from his time behind bars. “I was earning millions of euros, thanks to God and to football, but in prison, earning 113 euros, I was happier than when earning millions. Before, I was playing football and now I was in prison cleaning the house, but I had my father [God] with me. I would say: ‘What are millions of euros worth without a father?’” he said. The former footballer said his experience changed his outlook on life, adding that his faith gave him a sense of purpose and peace that money never could.

@SylviaChinwoke_ @FrUgochukwu Being in a state of grace means been free from sin especially mortal sin. Yes, we are all sinners but before receiving communion, you must absolve yourself of every sin through penance. Penance gotten and given from the sacrament (confession and absolution)

@FrUgochukwu If you don’t mind me asking. Please what does it mean to be in a “state of grace”?

Dance in the Motherlands 🌍 🕺

@Blue_Footy @NizaarKinsella @grok What’s a Bleep test ?

‼️ The players took part in a bleep test on Monday, won by Walsh, whose physique has developed significantly. Cole Palmer finished second after an injury-hit season, while teenage forward Estevao Willian was third. ~ @NizaarKinsella

@FrUgochukwu lol. I guess he saw ‘30s’ and assumed you will be entering 31 rather than 40. 🤣

I'm actually your elder brother. So, I'm the one to refer to you as my kid bro not you calling me your kid bro 😁 I'm entering the 4th floor this weekend😁. I'll welcome you in September.

You could see the shock and fear on her voice even in her calmness. It’s well.

@ThatG4m Michael Essien

GUESS THE FOOTBALL LEGEND?

Me and my coursemates once took our lecturer out for a drink after a certain exam 🌚😐. As he was going, he ordered 4 plates of Onugbu soup for his wife and 3 children. 🤦🏽

@Elkhalifa1111 This man dude is 19?

This 19 year old truck driver shares how he cooks steak and eggs inside his truck