Richard B

@lewis_goodall Yeah you can tell Charterhouse where i live near are hard up, as their fleet of mini busses only get polished fortnightly instead of weekly now. Tough Times...

If you want a good example of how power works in Britain, just consider how many broadsheet front pages are devoted to the relatively trifling problems of private schools by comparison to the day-to-day and long term problems faced by the state sector (where the vast majority of kids go).

@FadeHubb You wanted equality... Just sayin.

Thoughts?

@fesshole Did the company have big Windows?

I have no idea how to do my job. I've been here a year. I was headhunted by a company who saw I 'ran a database' on my CV. I did run a database, but it was with pen and paper and actual physical folders. This company assumed it was computers. I get paid a fortune

@MadmusclesPlans Great April 1st joke

💪 To get in shape isn’t as hard as it sounds!

@ExploreSpaceKSC Can i see this fly over in south of UK?

LIFTOFF! Go #Falcon9! Go #Eutelsat36D! 🚀

@LucyWoodslucy70 lol, Honest Jane love your videos.

@IainSankey Same reason they're normally grey with a terribe Grecian 2000 look,

Just had a leaflet put through the door from the Green candidate for the post of London Mayor. Can someone please tell me why they always have pink or purple hair?

@fesshole Maby mike was a twat, maby he never bought a round, why did you get the Ike with Mike?

A few years ago friends and I deliberately left out a friend from a night out, he somehow managed to be walking pass the bar and he saw us, we locked eyes , he looked at his phone, and looked up and walked out of our lives. Nobody saw him again. Mike, I'm so sorry.

@fesshole How does confessing anything ever help..

Married for 30 years, new girl started in work and started sending me saucy photos. Felt very flattered and we ended up sleeping together. Wracked with guilt confessed to the wife. She threw me out obviously. Now in a depressing bedsit. Don't be me.

@fesshole I live in a flat and really want a dog but cant own one till i move however my neighbour owns 2 cats and leaves her bagged cat shit in the landing for days befor taking it to a bin some pet owners are tramps

When my parents died I inherited there house that I now rent out through an agency. I live opposite and the tennants don't know I own the property. One day he came over and asked if I could look after his dogs while the agency inspect the house because they don't allow pets.

@NoContextBrits Not the wooden ones ,no

Anyone else think these were made from metal?

@campbellclaret Yeah it was a bit of a word salad,consisting of inconsequential ramblings, faux Statesmanship and yet another opportunity to demonstrate how out of touch he is with working classes.While comeing across as a patronising smarmy knob, An Alfa Male he'll never be.

I missed the great Churchillian call to arms but I am guessing from the rash of “wtf was that about?” messages that a) there was no clear purpose that made sense and required a PM statement. B) He delivered it badly. C) He is vaguely hoping it will stir things up a bit. But frankly he would do so much better if he just tried to do the job. Govern. Lead. Stop all this performative bullshit. The longer he delays an election the angrier 🇬🇧 will become.

@marcusjdl Commercial vehicle allowed 20mins on double yellows. Educate yourself before calling people out.

@fesshole Aye, Your marriage was already over when you thought that was a good Idea. It would have been different (emotionaly for you) if you had met her there 4 years ago.

Took my wife of 4 years to a swinger club for the first time without setting the expectations. I just wanted to experience the scene without getting involved. She ended up sleeping with two guys, never regretted anything more in my life.

@BBCNews Fuck around,,find out.

Shamima Begum loses bid to regain UK citizenship bbc.in/49MaY3m

@fesshole Thats all great untill your bedridden because of a stroke, and you cant play with your family and all you have is your fond memories of err work,, and paying tax so your government can squander it. A fool and his money are easily parted.

I'm due to retire shortly but overheard my daughters discussing how great it will be when I'm free to look after my grandchildren much more. So just spoke to my boss and agreed to stay on, if I have to work in my old age I'm going to bloody well get paid for it.

@fesshole Well this is a lie Gp's wont touch you , About as much chance of a gp entertaining your std As they would be administering Chemotherapy

Recently contracted an STD while playing away from home. Had been trying to find a way to get to the docs without my partner knowing. Fortunately I just got a tooth abscess and the dentist prescribed antibiotics - seems to be working a treat.

Oliver Dowden says Gary Lineker should stay out of politics. Lets do a little test of public opinion. If Gary Lineker should stay out of politics LIKE If Oliver Dowden needs to get out of politics RT

@mrdanwalker Aye because by nature their nosey Bastards and Gossip merchants.

If Sir Chris was ‘forced’ to reveal this news because of a journalist then that is horrendous. Whoever you are… you should be ashamed.

@fesshole No, no just no, She wants to leave you shes just to scared to do it

My fiancé got pissed at her Christmas do, snogged the boss and let him finger her. Got home still drunk and told me everything. I'm quite forgiving and philosophical so am not that bothered. He gave her a promotion last week and hasn't attempted anything else untoward. Win/win.