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@JDVance1 My worldview tells me you are a dumbass who is scared of all the women who are smarter than you

If your worldview tells you that it’s bad for women to become mothers but liberating for them to work 90 hours a week in a cubicle at the New York Times or Goldman Sachs, you’ve been had.

@BurningRuins @TheLemonBowl_ Dumbest ad ever

@TheLemonBowl_ If you had to lose weight for your husband to treat you with respect it’s time to cash him in

My husband is upset and happy at the same time)) All because I had to change my wardrobe completely one more time when I dropped one more size in 2 months. I just started to add this to my morning routine and voila! Now I feel confident and desirable again.

@ga51509630 @TheLemonBowl_ Nope

@Vaughan76088411 @RemainingKind @TheLemonBowl_ Nope

@RemainingKind @TheLemonBowl_ They usually pay for em ? :)

@TheLemonBowl_ This is absolutely written by a man

@RUIQILI39626583 @united And customers can complain whenever they want

@enotweet @united Private company can do whatever it wants😉

Masks are no longer required on domestic flights, select international flights (dependent upon the arrival country's requirements) or at U.S. airports. More comfortable keeping yours on? Go right ahead… the choice is yours (you look dino-mite either way)!

@freestuffbiden @JozTerrill @united I am from Florida - trust me I don't plan to go back

@petemuntean I just got on to a united flight and this is already in effect

NEW FROM UNITED AIRLINES: “Effective immediately, masks are no longer required at United on domestic flights, select international flights (dependent upon the arrival country’s mask requirements) or at U.S. airports.”

@christinelu We got that too - the box is too cute to pass up

MOM: What’s this? ME: Sushi! MOM: It’s too expensive. ME: Once in a while. MOM: You once in a while too much. 🤣 Predictable Taiwanese mom response to me surprising her with Sugarfish. She’s saying thank you without saying thank you. lol

@sagebrennan I am available for hugs

BREAKING: @JoeBiden is “seriously considering” a COVID vaccine mandate for air travel. Retweet to tell the Biden administration you support this.

@sagebrennan This one is the best

Oregon Coast 2021: Best of Oregon Coast, OR Tourism - Tripadvisor tripadvisor.com/Tourism-g14388…

He'd been eyeing this costume for months. He looked forward to celebrating #purim2021 safely with family & friends. This week he tested positive for COVID and is in isolation. He's trying real hard to remain upbeat but it's not easy. Can you spare an RT/like for this hero?

@ryanstruyk Iibii

Idaho Republican Attorney General on Texas election lawsuit: “I am declining to join this effort... As is sometimes the case, the legally correct decision may not be the politically convenient decision. But my responsibility is to the State of Idaho and the rule of law.”

@chrislhayes Getting some for my son - thanks for the idea!!

Here's the one we were just doing. They're hard! But good at teaching patience among other things. amazon.com/Arthur-Search-…

When I was a kid, my best friend's dad would do Raymond Smullyan logic puzzles with us after dinner. Just ordered a few of his books and spent an absolutely delightful hour doing them with my 8 year old. Yes I realize how painfully nerdy this all is, but highly recommend!

@derekeb @likee_official Try

@doeroftheword2 @kittenslim @kylejahner @KarenAttiah Same reason and time for me

@kittenslim @kylejahner @KarenAttiah Bought mine for the same reason at the same time. Well, I ordered it in April - it arrived in June. But at least I have one. Now for a thermometer...

Trying to see something. During this pandemic, how many of you have an oximeter at home?

@pajolicoe The worst with flip flops!