Jake Turx, UN Special Rappateur on Sarcasm & Abrup

Major Spoiler Alert: In the end, the Jewish people win

1. Israel announces it will bomb the bridges on the Litani river. 2. A Russia Today “journalist” decides to stand on a Litani river bridge. 3. Nearly gets bombed to pieces. 4. Cries foul and war crimes

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@AbrahamDanziger @JakeTurx well i did just like two days ago open a whatsapp business account thank you

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@AnashReporter Ah. But what's a Zionist?

@JakeTurx Quick explainer:

By the way, what does being a Zionist mean?

NOW: Netanyahu Holding Live Press Conference

@KassyAkiva Just a heads up, and I don't know the science behind this, but many infants are born with blue eyes that ends up turning brown like half a year to a year in

@JakeTurx She has the most beautiful blue eyes

I can’t decide what color hair my baby has

@RT_com I'd be concerned that the cameraman is a spy because he somehow knew the exact spot the Zjonists were about to hit

This was a DELIBERATE TARGETED ATTACK on journalists there's no mistake about it. This was an Israeli precision strike FROM A FIGHTER JET — RT corr Steve Sweeney who was wounded earlier today ‘If they think that they're going to silence us, they're very, very much mistaken’

@endimem_music If it's a story about him growing up, might I suggest calling it "Baby Rottenberg"?

I want to do a story tape with Abie Rottenberg

@JoosyJew 😂😂😂😂😂

I can’t believe I was attacked by rabid dogs, stung by swarms of bees, and burned by volcanos as I reported from the town of ‘Rabid Dog Bee Swarm Hot Volcano’

@LucasGageX @samwhite087 @Israellycool Can you do 6:30 EST for Spaces, Lucas?

@samwhite087 @Israellycool @JakeTurx Not when you only have certain speakers allowed.

No joke: The first Jewish fan walked up to me in the gym today and we had a very honest discussion. These kinds of discussions heal and are constructive, especially in a time like this where things are getting out of hand. We're both family men. We want our kids to be safe.

@LucasGageX @samwhite087 @Israellycool We can do Spaces or we can do private. I'm down for either.

@LucasGageX @samwhite087 @Israellycool No particular agenda, tbh. I appreciate meeting people who see the world differently than I do, learning from them and expanding my horizons. Good-faith dialogue is rarely not constructive.

@JakeTurx @samwhite087 @Israellycool Well, what is it that you want to discuss? Like I said, I'm open to discussing things in a constructive way.

@LucasGageX @samwhite087 @Israellycool I see this as a unique opportunity, though I get your reservations. Should I pursue further or let go for now?

@JakeTurx @samwhite087 I see today both you and @Israellycool want to talk to me. I'm not sure about what. I do keep my profiles locked down and don't DM anyone really. I don't follow just anyone. Obviously, I keep things high security since everything has happened.

@SweeneySteve How did your cameraman just happen to know the precise inch where the bomb was gonna drop?

Today I$rael tried to kill me in a targeted airstrike in southern Lebanon as I was reporting on was the targeting of bridges and the forced displacement of 1 million people, an ethnic cleansing operation on a larger scale than the Nakba I have absolutely no doubt that this was deliberate. Despite claims there were no warnings ahead of the strike and no notifications sent to the Lebanese Army who allowed us to film As we have seen in Gaza they want to silence journalists who document and report their war crimes It is the western powers who provide political and military support for I$rael, arming it to the teeth to carry out genocide in Gaza and ethnic cleansing here in Lebanon. They are not simply complicit, but active participants and should be held accountable for their actions. But if I$rael thinks today’s strike will silence us and keep us out of the field they are very, very mistaken

@DBashIdeas Seems like you could use an energy boost and I believe I have just thing...

Haven't heard back from @DBashIdeas on this yet. 😬

@LucasGageX @samwhite087 DM me. Let's become less strange to each other.

@samwhite087 @JakeTurx I'm still not fond of strangers. But I'm not unapproachable, as shown today.

@nobodythatex @LucasGageX I'd settle for that, sure. But actually, I'm more interested in coffee and convo right now.

@JakeTurx @LucasGageX אני מכיר אתכם. עוד כמה שנים הוא יהפוך לכתבה אצלכם על האנטישמי שגילה שיש לו סבתא יהודיה התגייר ועכשיו גר בכפר חב״ד. די