Emmanuel Rannaud 🌹

"Je voudrais pas crever […] Sans avoir mis mon zobe Dans des coinstots bizarres " - Boris Vian 1952

@GagnonFrancois Du gros hockey des séries!

Les arbitres ont laissé les joueurs aller mais ils ne pouvaient pas laissé passer le bâton porté au visage de Guhle par Guntzel. Le #CH aura 1 min 50 s en A-N en début de 2e période. Quelle première période. Simonac! toujours 0-0, mais les deux clubs se défoncent. #Ch #Bolts

Beyond parody

@crunchyrugger @gtconway3d

Trump: do as I say, or I will bomb you back to the stone ages Iran: best I can do is this 10 point plan where you give us everything we want Trump: deal! FoxNews: Trump is a master negotiator

Sorry, but this is just a bizarre tweet from a CNN reporter. The “world should thank” our corrupt cosplay secretary of state Witkoff for brokering a break in a war he helped start that accomplished absolutely nothing for the United States or Iranian people but left conditions in the region worse than they were 6 weeks ago? How was any of this a win for anyone beyond the emboldened Iranian regime?

We went from “free Iran” to “kill their whole civilization” really fast…

@mndamico Given tonight's lackluster performance, dont you wish you stayed in the crib...

I'm on 10 hours of sleep over 3 days, on my 3rd coffee of the day, smell like baby cream and I look like I got hit by a car. And it STILL won't stop me from covering this game tonight 😅. Bell Centre is going to be electric tonight. Could be a special night in Hab land ce soir.

@MartinDulute Courage bro... On est là pour toj...

Papa est mort à 16h31... Je sais qu'on s'aime pas full mais en ce moment, pour un court instant. j'ai besoin de vous....

@MitchyGallo Ça sent la coupe... 🔥😎🔥

Here are my three takeaways from the Montreal Canadiens’ 3-2 win over the New York Rangers, brought to you by Snap Bar Sportif in Rigaud. 1- Newhook having a career year It’s unfortunate that Alex Newhook suffered the injury that cost him a large portion of the season, because he’s been terrific both before and after. Maybe people would view him differently if he had played a full year, more than just a third-line player who can fill in on the top six in spurts. Newhook might still set a career high in goals despite missing nearly half the season. Yes, he’s benefited from playing alongside Ivan Demidov, but he’s made the most of that opportunity and it’s clearly working. It wasn’t long ago that the Canadiens were looking to young players who hadn’t blossomed to help speed up the rebuild, and it looks like, in doing that, they hit a home run and found a gem in Newhook. 2- Penalty kill with another perfect night The penalty kill has been a point of concern for Montreal all season and needed to improve heading into the playoffs. To their credit, the Canadiens have done a good job fixing issues on the fly this year, whether it was protecting leads, slow starts, or defensive zone coverage. Well, the PK shut down the New York Rangers tonight. And while the Rangers aren’t a great team overall, they are dangerous on the power play. Montreal also held Tampa Bay to 0-for-4 on Tuesday and blanked Nashville on special teams over the weekend. Another box is starting to get checked as they approach the postseason. 3- Jacob Fowler’s rebound Martin St. Louis made the right call again with his goaltenders, something he’s handled well all season. Fowler’s toughest outing came back in early December, when he dropped a 5-4 shootout game to the Rangers at Madison Square Garden. So what do you do? You give him a chance to respond against that same team, and he delivered. Much like his win over Nashville, he wasn’t overly tested, but he made a couple of key saves, including a point-blank right pad stop on Alexis Lafrenière in the second period. Looking ahead, the Canadiens are in a great position with two goalies performing well while still on inexpensive deals. That kind of flexibility can be a huge advantage. @tsn690

Tiens, un publireportage déguisé pour Power Corp sur le front page du @LeDevoir. Ce n'est pas comme si il manquait de sujets brûlants dans l'actualité.

@TheJFreakinC For those too young to know who this is: this man is an institution ...

@HabsOnReddit Time to buy stock options on Uncrustables.

Marc Denis: “What’s after 40 (goals)? 50?” Cole Caufield: “41.”

@brendanshowbiz @mcleanspub GAME OF THE YEAR!

I'll be down at McLeans at 5 today to shoot a What the Puck video in the midst of all the St. Patrick's madness. Come say hi. @mcleanspub

Angine de cuisine...😬 #okbye👋

@brendanshowbiz I'd rather be living in the spring of 1971.

And what if we're living a 2010 moment? As in the back-up steals the number-one job between the pipes and pulls a team that wasn't supposed to win anything deep into the playoffs? Just a thought. I know it's weird to hear me being so dreamy about the Habs.

@HabsOnReddit F...K F...K F...K F...K

The Habs lose 6-5 in shootout vs the Ducks. Thoughts? 🤔

@OG_Costanza @HabsOnReddit Rightfully so.

@HabsOnReddit People will blame Montembeault for this somehow 😂

Nick Suzuki is now 0-16 in his last 16 shootout attempts. His last shootout goal was on Dec. 13th, 2023.

@HabsOnReddit Frigging broken stick again...

The Habs are going on a 4 on 3 PP in OT

@HabsOnReddit 7 shots in 30 minutes.

The Habs had zero shots on that PP

@EricEngels @brendanshowbiz We'd probably have better goaltending with Laine in the net.

Montembeault allows the first shot of the game to beat him clean over the blocker. He was so late to react that the puck was past him before he even shrugged. Meanwhile, Canadiens take a timeout to assess if they should challenge for offside. And they are challenging.