Burp Reynolds
862 posts
Todays Mount Rushmore: Non-Edible Things that look delicious
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Good News (and HELP WANTED)
The documentation trips have been successful
Sales reached out about selling them, and the trips may be included in the 2027 budget
I have been tasked with creating a name for this content to be referred to as
What should this series be called? 🎥
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Watching Conor McGregor fight then playing Black Ops 2 with the boys in 2026
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I have texted all my coworkers who voted for Zohran to send me a photo of their A/C set to 78.
Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani@NYCMayor
New York: it's hot out there, and the power grid is working overtime to keep us cool. Set your AC to 78 degrees, turn off lights/electronics you're not using, and unplug what you can. Our City is doing its part too: maintaining the 78 degrees rule in our buildings, dimming/turning off our lights during peak electricity demand, asking private partners to do the same, and powering down non-essential equipment. A stable grid means the AC stays on, and lives are saved. Let's ease demand — and get through the heat — together.
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Reminder that 95° and humid is better than 10° and a wind chill
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I need a full @Jomboy_ investigation here considering the history.
-Josh’s third series vs CLE (old team)
-first series since Brother Bo was sent down
-Hedges taking Bo’s spot
-Josh’s contempt with the Manzo sitch which lead to his ugly exit
There’s a lot to unpack
Jomboy Media@JomboyMedia
"Literally nobody likes you." -Austin Hedges to his former teammate Josh Naylor
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@ViagraPussy lol post one Tacoma listing with even close to those numbers
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am I insane, why is everyone I see acting like $25k for a barebones electric truck with 200m of range, no radio, hand crank windows, etc is cheap or affordable. I got my 2018 Tacoma TRD Off Road for $16k with 80k miles, is everyone on drugs???
Dexerto@Dexerto
A new electric truck is releasing with no radio or navigation and hand crank windows for under $25,000 It's being created by Slate Auto and features a DIY kit that transforms the two-seater truck into a five-seat SUV
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In the running for 2026 Retard of the Year Award:
1. Thomas Massie
2. Candace Owens
3. Nick Fuentes
4. Tucker Carlson
Who else??
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Kyle Tucker with one of the worst at bats you will ever see
I can't believe this man is getting paid $60 million a year
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@OhioTate Imagine the last time he washed his hands with soap
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I have obtained exclusive footage of a Barstool employee picking up and putting back down 2 bagels (and touching a 3rd) before settling on a 4th.
I kept this person anonymous to not cloud your judgement on a ruling.
Fair or Foul on what Mintzy did?
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I had my buddy’s sister coming over doing meal prep for me for like 6 months and now she’s too busy and I’m like a divorced dad just ordering pizzas and hating myself
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I’m working on a current top ten nba players list. No rankings yet but having trouble getting down to ten. These are candidates. Who do I add?
Brunson
SGA
Joker
Giannis
Cade
Wemby
Luka
Ant Edwards
Tatum/Brown
Kawhi?
Lebron?
Steph?
Donovan Mitchell
KAT?
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BREAKING: QB Brendan Sorsby and Texas Tech are mutually parting ways, @PeteNakos reports.
Sorsby will not play College Football in 2026.
on3.com/news/brendan-s…
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@captive_dreamer His head is so disproportionate to the rest of his body
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This is a disaster for them
Hasan's Old Tweets@HasansOldTweets
Hasan shouts out Elon Musk, praising him for his genius, his looks, and his wealth. "You're a designated genius, a good looking dude, and happen to be a [tr]illionaire... You are our 'Bro of the Week'" He then states that Al-Qaeda are terrorists and pedophiles.
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@MacrodosingPod @ConnerHKnapp @PFTCommenter @mackenzielozano @madconroy9 @PFTCommenter I didn’t know JNCO made suits
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ThePatrioticBlonde™🇺🇸@ImBreckWorsham
Here's where I'm at. You promised to drop the names of Epstein's clients on the House floor, @MassieforKY. As of today's date, that hasn't occurred. At this point, I have no idea what you're waiting for, nor do I care. You follow me. I'm armed, I'm self made, so I bow to no one and I give zero fucks about being sued. DM me the list and I will drop them TODAY. You have my number and my DMs are open.
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