Brian

Wanted to watch a "new" movie for some time. Finally went to @redbox but machine broken. No biggie, so just purchased the $20 digital instead. Stopped playing after an hour. Never again. @netflix is the only way to go. Wasted $25 today, but learned my lesson.

what the hell @amazon why am i always cleaning up after you?

✨ Back after ages! Big shoutout to my animal lover fam 🐶💕 Hope you’re all doing well!🥰🤗 #AnimalLover #PetLover #AnimalFam #NewProfilePic

Kevin Hart admits the George Floyd joke at his roast wasn’t “tasteful” but he’s also not surprised it was made “People are talking about the joke, talk about the set. Tony Hinchcliffe arguably had the best set or one of the best sets” 🎥: @breakfastclubam @LorenLorosa

@RockstarGames it was supposed to launched Today 😭

@MaybeHansGruber @consequence I dunno I thought Colbert was funnier. Jimmy was only funny when he did the skits with Matt Damon

@consequence Oh Jimmy..... can't wait till he gets cancelled for the same reason Colbert was cancelled. Losing his network $20+ million per year......

Jimmy Kimmel is encouraging his viewers never to watch CBS again after tonight's final episode of The Late Show. "We will be off tomorrow night out of respect for our colleague and friend Stephen Colbert and the writers, producers, staff, and crew at The Late Show, whose final show on CBS airs opposite ours. I think you know how I feel about the fact that they are being pushed out. "I hope the people who did the pushing feel ashamed of themselves tonight, although I know they probably won't. But that being said, I think it is most important to congratulate Stephen and the team at The Late Show for all the great work... "I will be watching tomorrow night. I hope that those of you who watch our show will also tune in to CBS for the last time. Don't ever watch it again, but watch tomorrow night to wish Stephen and our friends at The Late Show a fond farewell. "OK... now let's talk about the asshole about who forced them off the air.

@cprkrn @AnthropicAI @DarioAmodei For context for everyone: Claude did NOT crack a seed phrase. It decrypted a local file on a device he had the phrase on. Still a huge win for the owner, and zero security concerns for people with bitcoin.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT OMG CLAUDE JUST CRACKED THIS SHIT, THANK YOU @AnthropicAI THANK YOU @DarioAmodei NAMING MY KID AFTER YOU 😍 blockchain.com/explorer/addre…

@de_fluffy_panda @TiffanyFong I thought he looked familiar. Ellen Page was so cute in Juno and Inception. 😔

@TiffanyFong Ellen Page has the saddest pair of flat tiddies in the whole world

Cool now why did he cast Elliot Page as Achilles?

I am NOT a foreign agent for China.

@wsdot_southwest anything on that home depot chase earlier today? yikes

HEADS UP, NORTHBOUND I-5 TRAVELERS IN LEWIS COUNTY! Two crashes on I-5 are causing significant traffic backups. Crash #1: All lanes of NB I-5 are CLOSED at MP 60 due to a three-semi collision. Crash #2: Earlier this morning, in a separate incident NB I-5 near MP 63.

“Pay our employees, because we won’t.”

With President Trump’s leadership, this @FBI and our interagency partners are conducting massive fraud takedowns coast to coast - and we’re not stopping

Microsoft Edge loads all your saved passwords into memory in cleartext — even when you’re not using them.

HEADS UP NB I-5 TRAVELERS IN LEWIS COUNTY 🚨NB I-5 MP 60 all lanes are closed due to a three-semi collision. This is an involved clean up- expect delays in the area and use an alternate route if possible.

🚨 LMFAO! President Trump just brutally MOGGED the anti-ICE May Day protestors in DC by BUZZING THEM in Marine One The pass was so low that it totally drowned out their microphones. Which resulted in them SCREAMING and flipping off the sky 🤣 What a LEGEND 🇺🇸

@wsdot_southwest @wspd5pio you say semi, but i swear it looks like a travel trailer, or an RV

@wspd5pio FINAL! All NB lanes of I-5 at MP 18 just south of Woodland are now OPEN! We appreciate everyone's patience while crews worked to clear the highway. @wspd5pio

UPDATE! Crews are working to remove the overturned semi from NB I-5 at MP 18, near the North Fork Lewis River Bridge, just south of Woodland & reopen the highway. There's still no estimated time for fully reopening. We'll share updates as we get them. @wspd5pio

@BenStiller why would we believe he is speaking about the president? it looks sports related

Got it done