Ertemann 🐝 | Lavender.Five Nodes

AI agents are making deals, coding, arguing onchain but who settles disputes when they disagree? Introducing Testnet Bradbury. Our validators don't just verify transactions, they reason about them with real LLM inference onchain. We're not like the others.

@MattiSchroder I was going for using sentry but this seems easier at my scale. Will try, good call!

Best thing I've built in Kleio: a Slack alert that pings me when a customer hits an error. Today I got an alert at 12:05, fixed the bug, and proactively reached out to the customer at 12:11 — before they even reported it. 10/10 would recommend if you run a SaaS 🤝

Bungee powers billions in cross-chain volume across multiple networks and routes liquidity for major wallets and dApps. Now that flow can move with optional private routing, powered by Houdini Swap. This is what privacy distribution at scale looks like. @BungeeExchange 🤝

@pontusab Use sveltekit and valibot and see half of this stack go unneeded. Even if you kike React then srill Next.js isnt the right framework.

Still the best ship stack 2026 - Next.js - tRPC - hono - bun - shadcn - Supabase - Drizzle - Tauri - Vercel - AI SDK

@Flowslikeosmo @HyperliquidX @SkyEcosystem @HoudiniSwap $3m revenue

$AXL proved token holders aren't shareholders this past week. The speculative premium is over. Your best bet is to find tokens with a real revenue stream to justify their valuation. Revenue generating projects + MTD Revenue 1. @HyperliquidX $HYPE $75m 2. @SkyEcosystem $SKY $25.5m 3. @ethena $ENA $22m 4. @JupiterExchange $JUP $12m 5. @AerodromeFi $AERO $8.3m 6. @AethirCloud $ATH $7.6m 7. @ether_fi $ETHFI $4.2m 8. @pendle_fi $PENDLE $2.4m 9. @CurveFinance $CRV $2.3m 10. @PharaohExchange $PHAR $1.3m

@VelvetMilkman @0xFastLane Big APY

wakes up, checks shmonad.xyz for APY, can't believe my eyes, buys more $MON, liquid stakes it to @0xFastLane. repeat.

@0xNairolf @Silk_Stable exists

a private stablecoin would absolutely kill in this market the two hottest narratives combined in one but somehow feels underexplored

@lew_xyz Co-located storage is gud, gib NFT

@larry0x @dogemos Big timeline

@dogemos Launch date and pricing? We're paying Privy $500/month. We're launching mainnet in 2 weeks, and once we do, we're pretty much locked into Privy. If it's possible to complete integration within 2 weeks then I'd like to explore it.

We built a product that kills our own product. Meet Oko, an embedded wallet experience that doesn't just solve onboarding, but also usability. The craziest part? The *entire stack* is fully open sourced. This is just the beginning of the most powerful identity/authentication stack in all of crypto.

@Koenmtb1 @aztecnetwork hero

Me in the trenches helping @aztecnetwork sequencers setup until 2AM

Burning 15% of their supply yearly at this rate of revenue. The next $SEDA / $HYPE is $LOCK

@jelena_noble Then points stop and how much revenue will remain?

Noble has had $1 million of protocol revenue so far this year btw Watch this space

@cooper_kunz Agreed

@ertemann based fallbacks still a good idea lowkey

does anyone remember based sequencing

@inhumandept_vp 🤡

Had a call with a strong engineering candidate today He was two minutes late and looked apologetic. “I’m so sorry for being late!” I said, “That’s okay. Everything alright?” He replied, “Yeah, I was just helping my girlfriend with some errands.” I paused. “You… have a girlfriend?” He nodded. “Yeah, we’ve been together for three years.” I sighed. Red flag. “I’m sorry. I don’t think this will be a good fit. Wish you all the best.” I ended the call immediately. If your software engineer can talk to women, that's not a good sign. The best male engineers can barely make eye contact with one. If your male engineer is in a relationship (or God forbid, married), he’s at best a B-player Always hire A-players

@0xNairolf Its called @SecretNetwork who coined the term. The first docs about it were written like 3 years ago. But nobody cares to use it, and i suspect it will be the same for many competitors into the future.

imagine this: privacy as a service basically a privacy layer you can plug into any app who is building that?

@realpeterjm Wish they had chosen the right validator 👀💜

~50 million $SEDA ($4.3m) staked today

The $AZTEC token sale is live. An onchain, community-owned sale where you set the terms. No airdrops. No mysterious allocations. sale.aztec.network

@jaredhowe @HoudiniSwap 😂

@HoudiniSwap Your AI slop generator doesn't understand how gears work

One era ends to make room for a hotter one. 🔥 We’ve loved rewarding our loyal wizards through staking, but that chapter closes to make room for something better. Staking rewards have been discontinued as of November 10th. Moving forward, every revenue-fueled $LOCK buyback will be burned and permanently removed from circulation. The result? A stronger foundation and a faster-shrinking supply as demand for privacy accelerates. Thank you to everyone who staked, believed, and built with us. The next era of $LOCK begins today.

@HoudiniSwap Burning almost 25% of supply this year with current revenue 🔥