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@Timcast And then the wait staff think they can make eye contact. So annoying.

Isn't it annoying when your royal osetra caviar comes out but they forget the bone spoon?

@MarkMaddenX They should cut Howard. There aren't enough snaps to try to develop two young QBs. Allar is the guy you develop. Howard doesn't have enough experience to be #2.

Now you gotta cut Will Howard.

@RazorFist His problem is being an obstructionist. It has to be 100% his way or he votes No. He would have voted No on the Declaration of Independence for no mention of Hardtack deregulation.

Massie's major error was not feuding with Trump (though that doesn't help in Kentucky). It was allowing his intermediaries to antagonize and purity test Trump voters. KY residents may not always agree with Trump, but in my experience, they don't respond to condescension.

@AndyStaples The litmus test should be, if one or both teams stink, will you still watch? Nobody is watching USC vs ND if they're unranked. As a Yankee, I'll watch Texas vs Oklahoma if they're both winless. BTW, the answer is Army Navy and it's not close.

Ari left the Iron Bowl for me at No. 3 and man was he scrambling.

@JoshPateCFB @ReedTimmerUSA Looks like a 5 Peni graphic

@ReedTimmerUSA If you play your cards right how many tornadoes could you chase over the next week?

MULTI-DAY #TORNADO OUTBREAK POSSIBLE across the Central U.S. peaking Sunday-Monday! We have six days in a row of severe weather and tornado potential starting with a gorilla hail threat in central Kansas this evening, with the central and southern Plains to Upper Midwest having a full-blown #tornado outbreak Saturday evening through Tuesday morning. The risk areas from the Storm Prediction Center are color coded here by day. We are finalizing repairs on the Dominator 3 today for top tier tornado intercept mode. Stay tuned!

@Timcast Milk is pointless. Light Cream is the way to go. It's a step up from half and half so you can use less to get that creamy taste without watering down the coffee.

how do you people drink black coffee im trying but man i need some cream

@Timcast Brew it at a lower Temp and it will be less bitter. Better yet, just let it steep overnight in a jar in the fridge. Use twice as much coffee, then just dilute with ice or water to preferred strength.

@ClayTravis Next up, the jean jacket with back patch

It feels like it happened overnight, but after decades in the fashion wilderness, jean shorts are back. Every teenage boy in Nashville is wearing them, including my sons. Huge moment for Florida Gator fans everywhere. It’s your time.

@AriWasserman Expand to 16 for the logistics of it. Go to 16, get rid of the Bye. Getting a high seed means you get a tune up against a weak G5 or overrated SEC team in rd 1. All games hosted on campus until the Championship.

Let's do a new poll a few weeks later, now that 24 seems imminent: Your College Football Playoff Expansion preference is ...

@JN_Steve_ To be fair, they only drafted Bernard after their failed attempt to draft potential nutjob Makai Lemon

You can’t convince me Tomlin wasn’t actively searching for and drafting head-case WRs. Immediately, the first WR the #Steelers draft post-Tomlin is just a normal, level headed dude 😂.

@colecubelic Football hit it's peak in the 90s. You could see wishbone, then flip the channel and watch run-n-shoot teams that didn't even have a TE on the roster. Blend of old and new. Now every team runs variations on the same few schemes.

What was the greatest era of College Football?

@SharpFootball Franklin also ruined Hackenberg's footwork years ago. Gruden showed it on film. Hack had perfect footwork under Bill O'Brien, then next year his footwork was backwards under Franklin. He kept recruiting pocket QBs then make them do RPO.

trying to give the kid a factory reset

@ProFootballTalk Will they kick in to help pay for it?

The NFLPA will be pushing for high-quality grass fields in the next CBA negotiations. Will they get the surface that 92 percent of them prefer? nbcsports.com/nfl/profootbal…

@AdamSchefter @JordanRaanan Easy to install temporary grass for 140 lb soccer players to flop in summer. Hard to keep grass through winter with 300 lb guys tearing it up. Before turf, grass fields were mud pits by end of season. Then players will bitch about footing.

NFLPA executive director JC Tretter said NFL players strongly want “high quality” grass fields. Story via @JordanRaanan: espn.com/nfl/story/_/id…

@davidadamcone Matt Campbell. Veteran QB, low expectations, favorable schedule.

Who will have the best season off this list?

@nypost Is Cuck Chair an actual category on Wayfair?

Dianna Russini kisses husband on Mother’s Day as pair is seen for first time since Mike Vrabel scandal trib.al/oXOopff

@greggrosenthal The alarming thing with Richardson is that Steichen's offense should be the best fit for his talents. If he's struggling to pick it up, you have to wonder if there's any scheme he can execute.

the Colts are funny: they *might* consider allowing Anthony Richardson to compete with Riley Leonard for QB2. we'll see! (the Colts went 8-7 in Richardson starts in his age 21-22 season after taking him 4th overall)

@Blain_Crain Apparently Mike Vrabel is the hardest thing in sports.

Is hitting a baseball the HARDEST thing in sports? 🤔⚾️

@elonmusk Chess Club goes hard

@RiseNDraft Trevor Lawrence

Anybody have a good Arch Manning comp?