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@CalebKayyy @dammiedammie35 So the bandits that says make nah call nh God or Jesus to come and save nah from their hands no fit kill them?… like I don’t understand o… but only this time he wan react ?😀😃😃😁😂😄😃

@dammiedammie35 Until God Kpai you You go rest… this girl only read the Bible like a novel ….no knowledge about it

“If there’s a God somewhere, he or she or it will have to beg me for forgiveness and I’ll still not forgive them cos look at what they created” This one pass me 🙆🏼‍♂️🧎🏻‍♂️‍➡️

@EvanLuthra @Hexologist31 Wow

🚨THE FBI CREATED A FAKE CRYPTOCURRENCY.. LISTED IT ON UNISWAP.. HIRED MARKET MAKERS TO PUMP IT.. THEN ARRESTED EVERYONE WHO SAID YES.. THIS IS THE CRAZIEST LAW ENFORCEMENT OPERATION IN CRYPTO HISTORY!!! The FBI built an actual ERC-20 token on Ethereum called NexFundAI.. 100 billion token supply.. A professional website.. Whitepapers promising "passive income through AI-powered investing".. It looked exactly like every other crypto project.. Because that was the point.. Undercover agents posed as the founding team.. Then reached out to professional market-making firms and said "we need you to fake our trading volume".. Every single firm said yes.. Here's what they recorded.. Gotbit.. A firm run by a 26-year-old Russian who publicly bragged in 2019 that he built a business faking trade volumes.. His team kept internal spreadsheets with columns literally labeled "fake volume" vs "market volume".. When asked how fast they could pump NexFundAI's volume to $1 million per day.. They said "6 hours.. It will cost about $200".. $200 to fake $1 million in daily trading volume.. MyTrade.. Run by a guy who called himself "the mastermind".. He explained the exact psychology of the scam on camera.. "We make the chart look like a really nice roller coaster ride.. That's where people jump in.. We have to make them lose money in order to make profit".. He said that on a recorded FBI video call.. CLS Global.. A Dubai-based firm.. Their bots generated 98% of NexFundAI's total trading volume.. When the FBI asked if they could sync fake volume spikes with fake news announcements.. They said absolutely.. ZM Quant.. Bots executing 10 to 20 trades per minute through dozens of wallets to look organic.. All of them knew it was fraud.. All of them did it anyway.. All of it was recorded.. And the clients were even worse.. Saitama.. A meme coin that hit $7.5 billion market cap.. The founders coordinated buys through private Telegram chats.. Sent "pump it" memes while manipulating the price.. Then dumped on retail investors.. $7.5 billion.. Built entirely on fake volume.. Every penny of real money came from retail investors who thought the momentum was organic.. One founder left Saitama and started Robo Inu.. Used Gotbit again.. Another launched VZZN.. Same playbook.. Lillian Finance.. Founder claimed to be a defense contractor who addressed Congress.. Marketed the token as funding children's hospitals.. Pocketed everything.. When the FBI shut it down.. They seized $25 million in one day.. 18 people indicted across the US, UK, and Portugal.. The CEO of Gotbit was arrested in Portugal and extradited.. Sentenced to 8 months plus $23 million forfeiture.. But here's the part that broke my brain.. Real people bought NexFundAI.. The FBI's fake token.. With zero utility.. Zero real developers.. Created solely to catch criminals.. Attracted real retail investors because the fake volume made the chart look bullish.. When the FBI pulled the liquidity to end the operation.. Those people lost real money.. On a government-issued token.. The FBI had to set up a restitution portal to pay them back.. And it gets worse.. Within 24 hours of the DOJ announcing the sting.. Someone cloned the FBI's exact smart contract.. Launched a copycat token.. Rode the viral momentum.. And made $127,000 in a single day.. Using the exact same manipulation tactics the FBI just arrested 18 people for.. Then in 2026.. The FBI did it again.. New token called Lexobit.. 10 more arrests.. Including operators extradited from Singapore.. IRS forensics showed that in one firm's trading.. 1,209 out of 1,221 consecutive transactions went straight back to wallets the firm controlled.. 99% circular.. The FBI proved what everyone in crypto suspected.. The volume is fake.. The charts are painted.. The momentum is manufactured.. And every time you buy a token because "the chart looks bullish".. You might be the exit liquidity.

@ujunwa_ok @sowore @dammy4trueluv @adekunleGOLD Not in support of what the boy or banger boy did but do you know that Ex- President GEJ too is someone’s son/brother/father/uncle ….?

@sowore @dammy4trueluv @adekunleGOLD Saying that your daughter has died and criticizing the government are now the same thing. Freedom of speech has limitations hope you know sir.

This was @AdekunleGold in 2012 openly criticizing then President @GoodluckJonathan. Back then, it was rightly called free speech, and if he had been arrested for those tweets, we would have been on the streets demanding his immediate release. How then does someone who benefited from freedom of expression turn around years later to use the police, courts, and the brutal cybercrime framework against ordinary Nigerians over online banter and social media exchanges? You cannot enjoy free speech when you are powerless and criminalize it the moment you become influential. Freedom of expression must apply to everyone, celebrities, politicians, activists, and poor young Nigerians on social media alike. The Nigeria Police Force @PoliceNG must stop acting as a private army for the rich and famous, while the judiciary must stop handing down outrageous punishments over internet speech that should never be criminal matters in the first place.

@Olamilekan25125 Ewon nah prison oh

The Doctor has posted the result on his story confirming that Davido’s wife chioma got the hiv after having sêx with Davido’s manager lati 😳💔

@dammiedammie35 😆😁😆😆🤣😁

Lady cr!es out for help after their neighbour in Edo State allegedly blocked the road they have been using to access their house for years and now they have to use a ladder 😭💔

@EarlUzor @GossipMillNaija Ofedobo

@GossipMillNaija My own be say make them find this girl for me. She don pass to de use xr. I wan help her

Just in: Nigerian student calls out Woman selling in front of her lodge for Trying to stop her from opening her own business accusing her of selling the same things that she is selling !

@dammiedammie35 For person wey kpai ur loved ones, you go happy say nah wetin he dey shop… May God help us all

Before you commit that cr!me, before you d£fame, before you cyber bu lly, watch this video o, this is a video someone made inside Nigerian prison and the kind of food they eat there💔💔

@dammiedammie35 @PoliceNG_CRU @TunjiDisu1 Lolz make e retire first 😀😀😀😀😃😃😃😅😃😩

Hello @PoliceNG_CRU , @TunjiDisu1 see the kind of boys you’re recruiting 💔💔

@Teeniiola I love this! Nah wetin dem deserve!! Bassstaarrddddsss

She broke up with him, and he came to pack everything he bought for her. Omo, the house don empty 😂💔

@instablog9ja Oloriburuku wey Dey talk no fit make am in life , never!!! Reason why he is worried is because he is a criminal

Onlookers left shocked after spotting a CCTV camera and solar panel installed on a fuel tanker by the owner to monitor the driver

@AliyuHa49425125 @instablog9ja Muguns 🤣🤣🤣

@instablog9ja Nonsense how about night what will happen.

@evanahh_ Nah wickedness go make man pee inside Toto… most likely the man see the woman as Dog🤣🤣🤣

Doctors in the house ??

@PoliceNG_CRU @TunjiDisu1 @tony_placid @CspIniedu @UNDP Is this from the real page of the Police CRU ? Ehhhhhhh Jesu! So you have to know IG to make them do the right thing and the police officers who did this won’t even serve any purnishment 🤦🏼😁🤣 nah the officers face nah suppose show not this innocent man. God abeg oh!

🚨FEEDBACK🚨 Complaint of Arbitraty Arrest, Unlawful & Prolonged Detention. Complainant thanks IGP @TunjiDisu1 for the prompt action of the Unit in resolving his complaint. We say #notoimpunity #policeisyourfriend #bailisfree @tony_placid @CspIniedu #happynewmonth @UNDP

@Northorious @HQNigerianArmy Omg!🤦🏼

Dear Nigerian Army @HQNigerianArmy , are you aware that some of your men blown off the brain of a Kogi born Nigerian Youth corp member Named Samad at Dei-Dei, Dakwa (Shagari Quaters, behind New Lagos Hotel) Abuja? They called it a mistake. Step one: you load the magazine. Step two: you mount it. Step three: you cock it. Step four: you pull the trigger. The soldier carried out each step deliberately, with both eyes open so what exactly is a mistake about it? Samad was in his room, he was not there by mistake. Find these men and get justice for him. You have a reputation to protect. @sowore @SaharaReporters @fisayosoyombo @NatashaAkpoti @officialnyscng @nysc360 @PremiumTimesng @Wizarab10 @HQNigerianArmy

@drpenking Nah go jst come and comment shhhhtt online… how about starting from how long it takes to make the funds in Australia and how long will it take you to make 4k in Nigeria ?…. Minimum wages nko?

This is the minimum prize of a Bolt trip in Australia. This trip would cost 4 000 Naira ($ 2.6) maximum in Lagos. Nigerians are really enjoying.

@arkham Somebody tag him please

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@instablog9ja Not the first time

Moment a r%bber walks into a shop with a machete, and the cashier responds with a flamethrower. x.com/Fights_bro/sta…

@IamKing_Adesina @NigeriaStories lol

I support this 100%! Banning the importation of accidented vehicles is a welcome move for safety and quality in Nigeria. Most of these "Tokunbo" cars being brought in from abroad are often wrecked vehicles that have been panel-beaten and coupled back together, then resold at inflated prices. One small mistake from the buyer’s end or even a minor accident, and the whole thing can fall apart completely because the structural integrity is already compromised. Nigerians deserve better. This is 2026, it’s time to prioritize buying brand new cars instead of settling for used or accidented ones. The government should now focus on making new vehicles more affordable through reduced duties, incentives for local assembly, and better financing options so the average person can actually access them. Safety first! No more gambling with our lives on the road.

BREAKING: Federal Government has now banned the importation of accidebted vehicles 🚗 into Nigeria 🇳🇬 with immediate effect

@NigeriaStories Omo nah wa 😁🤣 so before nah to wait for order 🤣🤣😁🤣😄😆😁😁

BREAKING NEWS: The Minister of Defence, Gen. Christopher Musa rtd., today ordered troops in the Frontline to shoot on sight at any t€rrorist without waiting for further orders.

@arkham But you ?

NOTORIOUS MULTIMILLIONAIRE SCAMMER “PINK DRAINER” MOVING FUNDS Pink Drainer, whose tools have been used to scam over $85 Million of crypto, just moved $117K out of his addresses. Currently, Pink Drainer holds over $12M of crypto, mostly that he received as payment from scammers using his tools. Is Pink Drainer about to make a comeback, or is he cashing out of crypto entirely?