Evidence-based Wen

Truth beyond bearing.

@PhilipRCMarlowe @TheLudd @JackOtter @Uber @Uber_Support literally one of my favorite Seinfeldisms

@TheLudd @JackOtter @Uber @Uber_Support

Hey @uber: If you are going to give users the ability to reserve cars ahead of time, you have to solve for last-second driver cancellations. My airport ride cancelled at pickup time, and it took 33 minutes for me to get another ride. That is terrible service. @Uber_Support

@Citizen__B @wosunews I've moved out of Ohio but lived there for 50 years and am an OSU grad, and every time I see any development pertaining to this, I feel shame by association. After the documentary Surviving Ohio State came out, I was overwhelmed with disgust.

@wosunews This fucking guy. Hell, this fucking party. #GOP Every goddamned #Republican is doing their best to protect predators and rapists, and WE'RE the ones being "divisive" by talking about it? If you think you're a decent person, you can't let these bastards go unpunished #AGYost

AG Yost asks US federal court to dismiss 77 cases against Ohio State over Strauss sexual abuse wosu.pm/4npXH8B

@JasmineForUS I wish I could take Whoopi with me everywhere.

For all the “I just don’t like her laugh, people,” please tell me if these high gas prices, lawless losing war, high unemployment, blatant corruption, or racist assault on representation by the confederate south was worth not having to hear her laugh?

@FrankConniff Republican Federated WOMEN? JFC

This will be a boon to the rape whistle industry in Florida.

@KaraNextWeek Yeah keep that under your hat.

Literally nobody wants to know that

@AdamKinzinger WTFFFFF

Omg people will get PHDs analyzing the psychology of these people dropping to their knees for an 80 year old man

@kallimgmt @Jeopardy I want him outa there soon. Creepy vibes.

@Jeopardy Absolutely loved Jamie’s episodes. New champ not much

His stats are STACKED. Check out how Jamie Ding compares to other Jeopardy! greats.

@AbbottElemABC The Slim Reaper! Love him.

@GovPressOffice JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL

Does this look like a “Red Cross worker” to you?

@EW You know, just because someone says something DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO REPORT ON IT.

Rob Schneider, who does not have a history of military service, called for the U.S. to reinstate a military draft for men and women amid the war with Iran. ew.com/rob-schneider-…

@StevenTDennis He's a rank amateur, among other things.

The thing about Fetterman’s vote for Mullin that is interesting to me is that he didn’t seem to leverage his rare moment of immense power - he had effectively a veto in committee - to get something in return. The Senate is usually all about leverage.

@AdamKinzinger @LindseyGrahamSC @POTUS OMG retort of the day, maybe the week.

@LindseyGrahamSC @POTUS Oh eat a sack of ripe anuses. You know better. he spent the first two weeks saying we dont need anyone

Just spoke to @POTUS about our European allies’ unwillingness to provide assets to keep the Strait of Hormuz functioning, which benefits Europe far more than America. I have never heard him so angry in my life. I share that anger given what’s at stake. The arrogance of our allies to suggest that Iran with a nuclear weapon is of little concern and that military action to stop the ayatollah from acquiring a nuclear bomb is our problem not theirs is beyond offensive. The European approach to containing the ayatollah’s nuclear ambitions have proven to be a miserable failure. The repercussions of providing little assistance to keep the Strait of Hormuz functioning are going to be wide and deep for Europe and America. I consider myself very forward-leaning on supporting alliances, however at a time of real testing like this, it makes me second guess the value of these alliances. I am certain I am not the only senator who feels this way.

@TheAuthorGuy what in the hell happened there? Jeez. Conan was visibly perturbed.

Whoever is doing sound for the Oscars needs to not do that any more.

@vurnt22 I had a moment with him at the stage door of 700 Sundays that I will always cherish. He's a real one.

Billy Crystal is handling BUSINESS

@Lulamaybelle possibly ... probably. This last time he was on he was unwatchable because he broke so much, like Jimmy Fallon and Bill Hader used to. Could not keep it together.

@estivator More rehearsals for this show than SNL, maybe?

One of my favorite #Oscars memories is Ryan Gosling and the cast of #BarbieTheMovie performing “I’m Just Ken” live. It was absolutely spectacular. Even Martin Scorsese was on his feet.

@ObamaFoundation John Boehner?

👀 Any guesses, fam?

@Carie1092267 @nbcsnl Generally the guest hosts participate on some level in the sketch development.

@nbcsnl This was brilliant. Does Harry have input on the development of the skits?!?

harry pulled these looks off, now you can too

@VinnysCorner1 yes

Yes or No: You’ve seen your favorite MLB team win a World Series in your lifetime

@RachelCoyleOhio @wsyx6 How long will it take to "investigate" something that the guy has essentially already admitted to? This Class of 1970 alum is sick of all the sordid goings-on at this institution.

Anyone else watching this #OhioState press conference on @wsyx6? Ted Carter didn't just grow a conscience and resign. Someone told the board about his "inappropriate relationship," and they confronted him