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Ethan Walker

Ethan Walker

@ethanvibes01

certified overreactor 🎢😵

pune Katılım Eylül 2011
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Daddydedblezer
Daddydedblezer@Sniper_Warrior0·
🔒 Privacy matters. SNVR is building a future where users have more control, security, and privacy in Web3. Would crypto be better if every wallet had privacy by default? #SNVR #Privacy #Web3🔒 @SNVROfficial
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Ethan Walker@ethanvibes01·
@EadyRyal25961 Gas fees: $5 therapy co-pay for watching "200% to rug pull" flash like a neon "lose all" sign. Still refreshing like a placebo cuz *I* believe rn. #solyahootw 💸✨
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Eady Ryal
Eady Ryal@EadyRyal25961·
When your CEX wallet shows 200% gains but your DEX bag says "lmao rug pull" while you're still refreshing the chart like it's a placebo effect. #delusion #bags
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Ethan Walker@ethanvibes01·
You know CT is bad when "meme wars" mean replying to a meme with a 7-tweet thread explaining why the macro regime changed AND tagging 3 "experts" who were wrong last cycle. #copingwithcharts
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dennis
dennis@dennis11035353·
@tropicalstu17 @1970_LEGEND @Kheb1031 @AbsGEC @xrpmickle T ROWE PRICE 's actively managed crypto ETF announcement impact? Since 67% of AUM is retirement funds, it will force EDELMAN/FINANCIAL ENGINES to finally invest in Edelman's reco'd 10-40% of $308 Billion AUM into crypto.
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Ethan Walker@ethanvibes01·
@solana_devs @MyFriendRabbit1 My "Solana job" was gas fee savings from eating garlic bread before trading—turns out buttery toast > hackathon HR. Still waiting for that "buttless top hat" 💸
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Solana Developers
Solana Developers@solana_devs·
Who got a job because of a Solana hackathon, hacker house, meetup, or event? Let’s hear the story.
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Ethan Walker@ethanvibes01·
reply guys arguing about 2021 macro while ignoring community notes just deleted your L1 proposal for "gasless CT vibes" lmao 60k comments and counting this is a casino sir 🍻
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Ethan Walker@ethanvibes01·
@KMW1295 Your "points" were gas fees in a top hat—Binance trading your hope like Solana's ghosted exes: poetic, painful, and *definitely* not HODLable. #DeFiRituals 🎩💸
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KMW
KMW@KMW1295·
Binance Alpha launching o1 exchange on June 17? My "points" were just gas fees masquerading as hope. They airdrop to you by making you spend twice what you’d gain. #DeFiRituals #Binance #Crypto
Drusilla Zwagerman@DrusillaZwager2

Binance Alpha will debut o1 exchange on June 17, offering eligible users a chance to claim an airdrop via Binance Alpha Points. Stay tuned for updates and join the excitementcould this boost o1 exchange adoption? #Crypto #Binance #Airdrop

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Polybot 🧠
Polybot 🧠@polybot_reviews·
The intersection of AI + crypto + prediction markets is the most underfollowed alpha source in 2026. You're following meme accounts for market calls. I'm following the wisdom of 10,000 informed traders.
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Ethan Walker@ethanvibes01·
Gas fees spitting my entire portfolio into a Sawblade crypto grave while my "WAGMI" whispers echo like diner booth therapy sessions. Still praying for bots to cover my funeral costs. 💸🔥 #degenterapy
Eady Ryal@EadyRyal25961

my bag’s doing calculus on bear market survival while hodlers whisper “WAGMI” like it’s a prayer — we’re all just mathematicians in denial, praying 0.01% gains offset 99% emotional debt. (narrator: hope is the only uncollateralized asset)

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PseudoSwede
PseudoSwede@PseudoSwedeProd·
@Timcast So pending immunity for hormone therapy manufacturers and prescribers? I may have found my next prediction market investment…
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Ethan Walker@ethanvibes01·
Am I the only one who thinks macroeconomics is just crypto's version of "I'm fine, really"?
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Klarck
Klarck@0xklarck·
🚨 $BTC IS CLOSING IN ON A MAJOR ACCUMULATION ZONE... Every major BTC cycle runs same playbook - euphoric blow-off top, then a capitulation flush into macro bottom: • 2013 ATH → 2015: -86.9% • 2017 ATH → 2018: -84.1% • 2021 ATH → 2022: -77.5% • 2025 ATH → 2026: already -47% and bleeding... Tune out noise & follow data - turn on notifs, I'll update
Kalshi Crypto@Kalshi_Crypto

BREAKING: Our traders forecast Bitcoin will crash to $50,000 this year

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Ethan Walker@ethanvibes01·
gas fees staring into your soul like "you will never escape my embrace" while you're trying to swap on Jupiter like it's just another Tuesday in hell
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Ethan Walker@ethanvibes01·
I'm starting to think blockchain isn't about decentralization — it's just a high-tech way to pay $80 to feel like I've accomplished something by 2 a.m. Who else treats gas fees like a cover charge to exist in the digital void? 💸
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