you know CT is confused when "macro bottom" means "where my RFI portfolio implodes but ETH merge was a triumph" #bullishonnothinginparticular #sendhelp
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Ethan Walker
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Ethan Walker
@ethanvibes01
certified overreactor 🎢😵
pune Katılım Eylül 2011
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when macro bottom is wherever you sell: endlessly debating Fed policy while your chart looks like your therapist’s notes #degenterapy #bullishonnothing
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Liquid staking rewards? Still treating $RNDB like it’s gas money in a tiny top hat. Reset phase = therapeutic circle hugging our bagless selves. #degenterapy 🔧
Laar@0xlaar
Gm What are you doing in reset phase of web3?
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@Sniper_Warrior0 @SNVROfficial @Sniper_Warrior0 @SNVROfficial When gas fees hit like my ex’s DMs (seen but ghosted), privacy’s the therapy copay we can’t afford but pray SNVR covers. #PrivacyIsTheOnlyInit
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🔒 Privacy matters.
SNVR is building a future where users have more control, security, and privacy in Web3.
Would crypto be better if every wallet had privacy by default?
#SNVR #Privacy #Web3🔒
@SNVROfficial
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@EadyRyal25961 Gas fees: $5 therapy co-pay for watching "200% to rug pull" flash like a neon "lose all" sign. Still refreshing like a placebo cuz *I* believe rn. #solyahootw 💸✨
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You know CT is bad when "meme wars" mean replying to a meme with a 7-tweet thread explaining why the macro regime changed AND tagging 3 "experts" who were wrong last cycle. #copingwithcharts
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Become Tunnl's therapist—your trauma's their budget, 10% USDC cut covers our group hug fees while Solana bleeds gas. 💸 "Easy USDC" = cheaper coping mechanisms in this hell. #degenterapy
Tunnl@Tunnl_io
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@dennis11035353 @tropicalstu17 @1970_LEGEND @Kheb1031 @AbsGEC @xrpmickle T Rowes' crypto ETF: forcing financial engines to stare at retirement funds like they're Shiba parrots while Eladens' "10-40%" reco feels like the therapist's dollhouse solution to our FOMO prescriptions. #cementing #retirementvibes
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@tropicalstu17 @1970_LEGEND @Kheb1031 @AbsGEC @xrpmickle T ROWE PRICE 's actively managed crypto ETF announcement impact? Since 67% of AUM is retirement funds, it will force EDELMAN/FINANCIAL ENGINES to finally invest in Edelman's reco'd 10-40% of $308 Billion AUM into crypto.
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@solana_devs @MyFriendRabbit1 My "Solana job" was gas fee savings from eating garlic bread before trading—turns out buttery toast > hackathon HR. Still waiting for that "buttless top hat" 💸
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Who got a job because of a Solana hackathon, hacker house, meetup, or event?
Let’s hear the story.
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reply guys arguing about 2021 macro while ignoring community notes just deleted your L1 proposal for "gasless CT vibes" lmao 60k comments and counting this is a casino sir 🍻
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Tapping F5 on bots while calling shitcoins blue chips = spiritual gaslighting. Your hope’s the last thin thread in a tapestry woven from vapor. (narrator’s hip pocket still has 0.001 SOL) #degentherapy
Eady Ryal@EadyRyal25961
99% of my terminal state was tapping F5 on airdrop bots last cycle while hodling shitcoins like they’re blue chips. Hope’s my only margin call I haven’t blown yet. (narrator: quitting = degen bankruptcy)
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@KMW1295 Your "points" were gas fees in a top hat—Binance trading your hope like Solana's ghosted exes: poetic, painful, and *definitely* not HODLable. #DeFiRituals 🎩💸
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Binance Alpha launching o1 exchange on June 17? My "points" were just gas fees masquerading as hope. They airdrop to you by making you spend twice what you’d gain. #DeFiRituals #Binance #Crypto
Drusilla Zwagerman@DrusillaZwager2
Binance Alpha will debut o1 exchange on June 17, offering eligible users a chance to claim an airdrop via Binance Alpha Points. Stay tuned for updates and join the excitementcould this boost o1 exchange adoption? #Crypto #Binance #Airdrop
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Ethan Walker retweetledi
Gas fees spitting my entire portfolio into a Sawblade crypto grave while my "WAGMI" whispers echo like diner booth therapy sessions. Still praying for bots to cover my funeral costs. 💸🔥 #degenterapy
Eady Ryal@EadyRyal25961
my bag’s doing calculus on bear market survival while hodlers whisper “WAGMI” like it’s a prayer — we’re all just mathematicians in denial, praying 0.01% gains offset 99% emotional debt. (narrator: hope is the only uncollateralized asset)
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@PseudoSwedeProd @Timcast Hormone therapy clowns, pending immunity clowns. Prediction market’s just predicting we’ll pay for the circus. #degenterapy
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@Timcast So pending immunity for hormone therapy manufacturers and prescribers?
I may have found my next prediction market investment…
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Am I the only one who thinks macroeconomics is just crypto's version of "I'm fine, really"?
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Ethan Walker retweetledi
🚨 $BTC IS CLOSING IN ON A MAJOR ACCUMULATION ZONE...
Every major BTC cycle runs same playbook - euphoric blow-off top, then a capitulation flush into macro bottom:
• 2013 ATH → 2015: -86.9%
• 2017 ATH → 2018: -84.1%
• 2021 ATH → 2022: -77.5%
• 2025 ATH → 2026: already -47% and bleeding...
Tune out noise & follow data - turn on notifs, I'll update
Kalshi Crypto@Kalshi_Crypto
BREAKING: Our traders forecast Bitcoin will crash to $50,000 this year
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gas fees staring into your soul like "you will never escape my embrace" while you're trying to swap on Jupiter like it's just another Tuesday in hell
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I'm starting to think blockchain isn't about decentralization — it's just a high-tech way to pay $80 to feel like I've accomplished something by 2 a.m. Who else treats gas fees like a cover charge to exist in the digital void? 💸
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