Evert Smith

@haroonmeer Did you ever see the Batman Judge Dredd cross-over?

Passing over the torch as the kid rediscovers my old Batman comics..

You know you're an old school Linux user when... you still try to use `ifconfig` and get a "command not found" error, followed by a moment of silent grief 🤬

@haroonmeer @dinodaizovi Something something grey beard

@dinodaizovi FWIW.. I ran elm before pine..

I remember dialing up to my VMS account and running pine, even before SSH was created...

@haroonmeer Hey H - what exactly is "analyst co-presented"? Sorry. A bit dof on this one.

Watching an "analyst co-presented" webinar. So incestuous. I hate this part of the industry so much... Almost¹ tempted to pay some analyst firms just to publicly track the movement on their radars post "subscription". __ ¹ Willing to bet but unwilling to encourage this sham

Wh00t! Our 3rd talk at RSAC in 4 years, and maybe our best RSAC talk yet.

#0xcon good to be back

@webafrica Sorted. Thank you.

@evert_smith Morning, as a follow-up, please advise whether you still require any assistance with the above. If so, please share your account email address via DM, so we may have a closer look and assist with a way forward ASAP today. Rs^

@webafrica WiFi is down everyday now???

@webafrica @__navybaby When I use your WhatsApp bot it says no outage. Please clarify.

@__navybaby Hello Ntokozo, we have confirmed reports from Metrofibre of a widespread Fibre outage in the Midrand area. Metrofibre engineers are working on a fix/restoring your connection/ on a resolution as we speak. nT^^

@haroonmeer @thegrugq I can still recite the intro monologue but not remember to buy milk 🙄

@thegrugq My kid can’t understand why it’s such a big deal. It so is!

Watching the A-Team with my kid. 1) it doesn’t hold up as well as Macgyver did; 2) I woulda bet actual money that their van was all black with a red stripe (and woulda lost) I am shook.

@charlvdwalt It's a brave new world .. and somewhere little Billy is discovering IRC and ASL again

@evert_smith Some kid tried it, but i locked her in the cupboard. What’s next? Editors????

I did a coding demo for my 8yr old's school class this morning. Of course my MBP refused to boot, which was I think the most important lesson I could teach them. BUT, I managed to get the project working, so I think my education paid for itself right there...

@AnthonyOlivier True story. Roger was in a mood towards the end

The older I get, the more I find the dystopian themes in later Pink Floyd turns me away.

@webafrica Thank you very much - please update your Network Status pages with this information

@evert_smith Hi there, we apologize for the inconvenience. Techs are working on a resolution as we speak :

@metrofibre_networx @webafrica is there an outage of which we should be aware of? Gauteng/Centurion area?

@webafrica @ABOBALOYI Would this affect Centurion connections as well?

@ABOBALOYI Good morning, we have confirmed reports of an outage on the MetroFibre JHB fibre network. Engineers are investigating to ensure a resolution as soon as possible. Sincerest apologies for the inconvenience. Link: bit.ly/3BJh7y0

@webafrica my internet connection is down no one is replying my what’s app ,I’m pissed off now

@singe @_w_m__ it looks like @_w_m__ is about to let rip with a retort of biblical proportions after a snarky comment from the audience

I'm super impressed with GFPGAN's ability to "fix" faces from blurry source data. Here's an example with my friend @_w_m__, who I miss, after using GFPGAN to enhance his face, then ESRGAN to upscale the image. github.com/TencentARC/GFP… github.com/ai-forever/Rea…

@dcuthbert Next level pork belly - you cannot beat that crunch

@dcuthbert Grew up with Sarel van der Merwe and his Audi Quattro winning all off road Raleighs

@dcuthbert Heh, my first sysadmin job was a Solaris 2.3 administrator - 1996. My first course was the sys admin course, with a bunch of grey beards - and me not knowing what this "vi" thing is. Twas a long week of training.

@lancejssc 😆😆