Danielle Caraway

@GSMohit2 @CollinRugg @Timcast He actually took blood slides of the guy before he dumped his body in the compound so it is very “Dexter” like.

@CollinRugg @Timcast Before you guys start making excuses for him, do you ever consider this is a real life Dexter case? A burgeoning serial killer who selects sex offenders as moral justification to satiate his desire to kill?

NEW: Florida teen arrested and charged with murder after vultures were seen swarming around a suitcase with the body of a s*x offender inside. 28-year-old Colie Lee Daniel was reported missing for about a week. The girlfriend of 19-year-old Lucas Jones says he told her that he "killed somebody and cut him up." She said Jones told her he killed Daniel "because he was a s*x offender ... and he wanted to kill him." The girlfriend says she doesn't know how her boyfriend and Daniel met, but says he "had printed a list of nearby s*x offenders." Jones is currently charged with second-degree murder. He could face the death penalty if the charge is upgraded. Detectives said that Jones "not only had the opportunity but made deliberate acts before, during, and after, which is indicative of his conscious decision to kill [Daniel]." "I wouldn't be shocked, due to its heinous nature, if they have the plethora of evidence that they say that they do, that they don't seek the death penalty just based on the actual heinous nature of it." Video: @JamesSparvero

@iamscrummy_ He is gay. Still a beautiful man though

Oh they are married? 😳

@inhumandept_vp This is so fucked up.

One employee asked if she could stay fully remote. She said she’s more productive at home and has to care for her parents. I told her "Absolutely." We’re flexible and parents health comes first. She can stay remote, but we requested her to still come in once a month to “stay connected to the culture.” She smiled with relief and agreed immediately. She booked her train for the next three months in advance. What she doesn’t know is that our layoff spreadsheet has a column called “Office Presence.” Anyone with fewer than four badge swipes a month gets auto-colored yellow. Let's just say that my 2026 Q2 "workforce reshaping program" is on track.

I’m a realtor. The market is brutal right now. I had a young couple, first-time buyers. Pregnant, sweet, barely scraped together a down payment. They fell in love with a small bungalow. It was perfect. But then came the bidding war. Cash offers. $20k over asking. They didn't stand a chance. We sat in my car, and the wife was crying. "We're never going to find a home for the baby." I went to present their offer to the seller anyway. The seller was an elderly man named Arthur. He was moving to assisted living. He looked at the spreadsheet of offers. He saw the high numbers. Then he picked up the "Love Letter" my clients wrote—something most sellers ignore. Included was a picture of their sonogram. Arthur stared at it. "My wife and I bought this house in 1964," he said. "We raised three boys here. I carved their heights into the doorframe in the kitchen." He pushed the high cash offers aside. "I don't want an investor renting this out," he said. "I want that doorframe to be used." He sold it to my clients. For $10,000 under asking price. When I told them, they collapsed. Arthur left them a note on the counter when they moved in: "The house needs noise. Fill it with love." Anonymous

@EvasTeslaSPlaid 4

Help me, I can’t decide.

@_sorrengailll It’s too expensive and I don’t care 🤷‍♀️

Where are the people who wear little to no makeup? Do you have a reason?

@Cathrinmachin I hope you are loving it. It’s challenging but sooooo worth every second. You look great.

4 days postpartum :) my final bumpdate 💕🥹 we did it!

@elonmusk Coming from the richest man in the world is so funny. 😂

When the government does medical care, it is about as good as the DMV

@BalogunAbass12 Yes

Can a woman as a step-mom genuinely love another woman's child as her own?

i dont think some women realize how much of a privilege it is to be able to conceive naturally & carry to full term without any complications.

@aaronp613 How about we leave them the fuck alone?

As per tradition, Elon is about to horribly change something about this website now

@cb_doge @KatieMiller He’s gonna get her pregnant

Clips from Elon Musk's upcoming interview with @KatieMiller

Fuck a horse once and you are a horse fucker for life.

@diorvijane Eat Pray Love

please recommend some movies that feel like therapy, pls pls. movies that make you realize so many things in life. movies that make you cry so hard, that are gut-wrenching yet cleansing, and that gently remind you of your most vulnerable side

@BradMunchen Wtf 😳

How soon until Musk throws his cult followers under the bus?

@gunsnrosesgirl3 3

Which flooring goes best with the cabinets & countertop

@fastrlife I use my phone all the time in my dreams lol

There’s a reason you ain’t ever used your phone in a dream

Me thinking about cutting everybody off & moving away.