Evie

Omg I've been singing 'California girls, they're UNRELIABLE' for 7 fucking years ⚰⚰⚰

@ptv_official are there disruptions to the 237 bus?

@Telstra Hi guys I fixed it - thanks

@evie_dent Hi Evie. Are you still needing some help with the app? - Glenn

@Telstra what’s the go with your app not working for days?

The photography in Hilaria Baldwin’s yoga book is absolutely insane

@dnbtt Wimp

@evie_dent there was a warning on it that said "CONTAINS DAIRY" but i couldn't identify which ingredient it was referring to... i did not try it

there's a cocktail on the menu at this japanese restaurant called the tentacle pornstar martini lmao

I cannot stop staring at Shawn Mendes’ smoothie squad

This is like the Pride and Prejudice rain scene but for insane people

My sister died a few years ago. I recently attended her daughter's / my niece's wedding. In the guestbook, I accidentally wrote "love mum" after a few reception champagnes. I didn't change it and now she's claiming a supernatural connection with her mum. I feel awful.

@horsegurl94 Me tomorrow !!

Took an 1.5 hr lunch break to go talk absolute shite with my nail girl. That's LUXURY.

@jacobpetkovic I would have been FILTHY is this happened to me

Never before seen and never seen again.

Very much enjoyed this video of Adam Sandler and Jen Aniston being shocked by the size of an Australian reporter

More rock star glamour: walked to Target to get nail clippers and nose hair trimmer. Employees were right on me asking for selfies and telling me they love me. Two minutes later I get hit with a major urge to take a shit. They tell me bathroom is downstairs, I go there but ten people in line, I’m about to soil my trousers. I go to employees and plead, please can I use employees bathroom they say no employees only. I run across the street to some cafe and ask to use bathroom (on the way there a guy waiting outside tells me I’m an asshole for not stopping to take a selfie with him) the cafe lady threatens to call security on me for politely asking for bathroom. I made it by the skin of my teeth to a restaurant a few blocks away. Back to hotel to practice trumpet.

irish oppression is so real omg i’m sorry colin i’m on your side

@dnbtt @horsegurl94 Shandy is elite.

@evie_dent @horsegurl94 saying sangria is wine is like saying shandy is a beer

do you put ice cubes in your white wine or are you normal

The fact that Fiona Apple saw this and removed all her music from TikTok

@dnbtt @horsegurl94 Sangria. Are you being racist?

@evie_dent @horsegurl94 youse ain't right

Im done

@horsegurl94 @dnbtt Ice in every wine thanks

@dnbtt I'm at my most authentic self with ice in my white wine

@dnbtt Me

it's my birthday this weekend, who's coming to hobart for a pash