Mr. P

@sadofxd From the men’s community we will like to reject you …

I will marry a man who is: - Virgin - 6'1 height - Earns 5 lakh per month - Knows cooking - Tells me before going anywhere - Clean past - Live with my parents like his own. Where would I find a Man like that?

@Politicx2029 Because he is Rahul Gandhi

Tell me one reason why Rahul Gandhi should not be the Prime Minister in 2029.

@NamitaBalyan Calling it out while also promoting it… the algorithm must be loving this 😂

This is so so disgusting to watch. Samay is sharing stage with Ranveer Allhabadia after blaming him for everything on his single rant video. Ranveer is just being embarrassed. And Sunil Pal, a human filth person who went to town for relevance against these two saying every nonsense during the case... And this now, for money and Netflix. Total cringe and yuckss. And their "fans" would fight for them day and night for absolutely nothing. Do better.

Global oil markets have been volatile—tensions around the Strait of Hormuz and price swings in Brent Crude impact every country. Yet at the consumer level in India, supply has largely remained stable - no widespread shortages, no panic buying, and fuel availability continues as normal. That stability doesn’t happen automatically. It comes from a mix of policy choices - tax adjustments, pricing controls, buffer strategies, and coordination with oil companies. In many countries, global shocks quickly translate into visible disruption. In India, the impact is often managed to reduce immediate stress on consumers. Call it what it is: not “free,” not perfect - but a deliberate attempt to cushion volatility so daily life doesn’t swing wildly with global crises….

20% of the world's oil supply is still disrupted. The Strait of Hormuz is still not fully open. Restrictions are still there. Brent crude went from $70 to $126 in three weeks. Countries are rationing fuel. Schools are closing. Governments are declaring emergencies. Prices are going through the roof everywhere. And you know what happened at your nearest petrol pump? Nothing. Absolutely nothing changed. No shortage. No lines. No price hike. Your cylinder came on time. Your bike got fuel. Your kitchen is running normally. Life is just... normal. But here is the thing most people do not realise. This normal is not free. Somebody is paying for it. The Modi government has absorbed Rs 2,400 crore in losses every single day, just so that the war outside never reaches your pocket. Just so your daily life does not get affected. Just so you do not wake up one morning to doubled fuel prices. They are taking the hit so you do not have to. Go look at what is happening in Europe right now. Go look at Pakistan. Go look at countries that are telling their citizens to ration fuel and prepare for tough times. And then look at your fuel pump. Still working. Still same price. Still no queue. Bro that is not normal. That is actually remarkable. We are just too used to things working to notice when they are working really well. The war is still on. The strait is still restricted. And your life has not changed one bit. Just let that sink in. 🇮🇳

Zoom out vs zoom in—context makes all the difference 🤡📊” * “+63 in months, -2 in a day… and that’s the headline? Selective math doing overtime 💀” * “When you ignore the trend and celebrate the blip 😂📉” * “Full picture: massive hike. Highlight: tiny cut. Narrative: ‘progress’ 🤡” * “Economics, but only the parts that fit the argument 📊💀”

Nepal -Increased petrol prices by ₹63 in 4 months. -Decreased petrol prices by ₹2 yesterday Indian clowns: Look at Nepal, they decreased petrol prices… Midi couldn’t...

165 additional observers, 77 police observers—EC really said ‘no scope for confusion, we’re bringing the full audit team’ 😂📊⚖️” Or a slightly sharper one-liner: “EC deploying observers like it’s a full-scale inspection drive - counting day about to be the most supervised event ever 😂📦

CEC Gyanesh Kumar Ji continues to roast TMC.😂😂 @ECISVEEP has deployed 165 Additional Counting Observers to assist Counting Observers & 77 Police Observers to strengthen security & oversee law & order arrangements around Counting Centres in Bengal, to ensure 'Correct Counting'.

@Mrsinha When pressure rises, so does the volume of symbolism 🎭💀

Show me a bigger clown than Kejriwal. Liquor scam in Delhi. His CM allegedly addressed the state assembly while drunk. Now he’s doing “satyagraha” against a sitting judge to save himself from the liquor scam. He knows his name has no credibility left, so he’s dragging Gandhi’s name to save himself.😂

@Mrsinha Clear call by the Supreme Court of India 👀 Backs the Election Commission of India’s framework — counting to stay under Central/PSU supervision. Focus now shifts to results, not rules.

Big news : Supreme Court dismisses TMC’s plea against ECI decision allowing only Central govt/PSU employees as counting supervisors. TMC wanted to include state Gvt employees for obvious reasons...

@GujaratPolice @sanghaviharsh @MySuratMySMC @CP_SuratCity What’s going on in Surat? Roads have been blocked for 3 days straight with ZERO communication. People are stuck, plans disrupted, and no clarity at all. Is it really that hard to issue a simple public update? This is basic governance. Fix it.

@NewsAlgebraIND Courtroom: calm and procedural. Internet: full season release mode…

Supreme Court has constituted a special bench comprising Justices PS Narasimha and Joymalya Bagchi. Hearing tomorrow at 10:30 am !!

@Mrsinha Strong step by the Election Commission of India 👀 Re-polling shows the system is correcting itself — now all eyes on May 2.

Big news : ECI cracks down on electoral violations in West Bengal. Re-poll ordered in 15 booths: • 11 in Magrahat Paschim • 4 in Diamond Harbour Voting to be held again on May 2. Decision on Falta (AC-144) pending.

Strait of Hormuz heats up, and suddenly the illusion of “secure energy routes” collapses overnight. That’s exactly why Great Nicobar Island isn’t optional, it’s strategic insurance. Sitting at the edge of the Strait of Malacca, it’s leverage over the arteries of global trade. In geopolitics, hesitation isn’t caution, it’s vulnerability. Nations that delay securing chokepoints don’t stay neutral… they get sidelined.

Strait of Hormuz tensions flare up and suddenly everyone realises how fragile our energy routes are. Great Nicobar is exactly the kind of insurance India needs against such chokepoints. Located at the gateway to the Malacca Strait, it gives us leverage over critical sea lanes that carry the lifeblood of global trade. Yet Congress is more interested in obstructing than securing our future. When will the opposition understand that strategic assets belong to the nation, not to any one party’s election strategy?

@Mrsinha Wake me up when those who preach “parliamentary language” actually apply it consistently 😴 Standards shouldn’t change with ideology civility isn’t selective. 👀

Wake me up when you find any "liberal" preaching about parliamentary language.....

@AdityaRajKaul Serious questions being raised around Bhagwant Mann’s conduct in the Assembly. For a government that promised a “Nasha Mukt Punjab,” even perceptions like this demand clarity and accountability. Leadership must reflect the message it promotes. 👀

Shiromani Akali Dal has demanded that Chief Minister Bhagwant Mann undergoes a dope test today in front of the entire Punjab so that Punjabis too can know the truth.

@TajinderBagga @BhagwantMann @ArvindKejriwal Serious questions being raised around Bhagwant Mann’s conduct in the Assembly. For a government that promised a “Nasha Mukt Punjab,” even perceptions like this demand clarity and accountability. Leadership must reflect the message it promotes. 👀

Punjab CM @BhagwantMann reached the Punjab Assembly fully drunk. @ArvindKejriwal promised a Nasha Mukt Punjab. To fulfil that promise, Bhagwant Mann seems to have taken it upon himself to finish all the nasha, even during the day.

Serious questions being raised around Bhagwant Mann’s conduct in the Assembly. For a government that promised a “Nasha Mukt Punjab,” even perceptions like this demand clarity and accountability. Leadership must reflect the message it promotes. 👀 x.com/TajinderBagga/…

@Mrsinha Ohhh punjabi aa gayea oii

Congress MLAs protested against Punjab CM Bhagwant Mann, alleging that he came to the Assembly heavily drunk...

@ANI RLM chief Upendra Kushwaha reacts to remarks by Mamata Banerjee, saying it’s too early to predict outcomes and that elections are decided by voters, not speculation— adding that EVM-related concerns should be addressed through proper institutional channels ⚖️📊

#WATCH | Patna, Bihar | On the statement of West Bengal CM Mamata Banerjee, Rashtriya Lok Morcha (RLM) National President Upendra Kushwaha says, "She knows that her defeat is certain…So she is in panic, she is creating a situation so that after losing, she can say that the EVM machine was tampered…”

Reports indicate that Ahmed Sajad, a commander of Hizbul Mujahideen from Baramulla, has died in Islamabad under reported mysterious circumstances. Authorities’ confirmation and details are still awaited.

@NewsAlgebraIND @Dev_Fadnavis From choke points to fast lanes, Mumbai – Pune just got a software update for real life 🚀🛣️

Mumbai–Pune Missing Link: A New Benchmark in Motion Under CM @Dev_Fadnavis, Asia’s widest expressway tunnel becomes a reality, reducing travel time, removing choke points, and reshaping Mumbai–Pune travel. Not just a project. A statement of intent. #InfraManDevaBhau