Patriot/S-stirrer 🇺🇸

@aishahhasnie So excited!

LET'S GO!!!!!!!!!!!!

@NASAAdmin Such an exciting day!! Good luck to all and God speed!

The Artemis II crew is boarding Orion.  Reid, Victor, Christina, and Jeremy are taking their seats atop the most powerful manned rocket ever built. They have trained for years for this moment, and now they are preparing to execute a mission that will take us back around the Moon and begin the next chapter of human space exploration.

@USATRUMPMAN1 April showers bring May flowers

Here’s an easy one who can figure it out

@USATRUMPMAN1 Do a little dance, get down tonight

Here’s a song who can figure it out?

@NASA @astro_reid @AstroVicGlover @Astro_Christina @csa_asc @Astro_Jeremy God speed!!! So excited for this.

The Artemis II astronauts, now suited up for launch, are headed to the launch pad. The crew includes NASA astronauts @Astro_Reid, @AstroVicGlover, and @Astro_Christina, and @CSA_ASC astronaut @Astro_Jeremy.

We're going around the Moon. Come watch with us. Artemis II's four-astronaut crew is lifting off from @NASAKennedy on an approximately 10-day mission that will bring us closer to living on the Moon and Mars. The launch window opens at 6:24pm ET (2224 UTC). twitter.com/i/broadcasts/1…

@USATRUMPMAN1 Sunshine on my shoulder

Who can figure this one out?

@GeneralPatton83 Happy Fool's Day!! 🤣

Good afternoon and happy Wednesday y'all. It's April first so I expect all kinds of funny business today.

QT our Green Art!

@USATRUMPMAN1 Adam Sandler of course.

@USATRUMPMAN1 Joe Biden

@gregkellyusa Wow...did Pete steal your lunch when you were at Fox or something?

So what if those “fly boys” flew by Madonna’s house and Took a Bow? Or Robert DeNiro. That would Not be cool, right? But it’s just fine for Kid Rockhead? What an amateur move, posting it on Social Media. Meanwhile HEGSETH runs the Pentagon like he ran his phony “non-profits” —RECKLESSLY. He has No business Micro-Managing Army Units. They MUST Discipline Hot Dog Pilots performing Unauthorized Stunts. Because Next Time something could go Very Very Bad.

@USATRUMPMAN1 That is the question

A lot of you are getting good at solving these , this weekend I will step it up on some . Here’s an easy one who can figure it out

@USATRUMPMAN1 Holly!

Here’s a good one who can figure it out

@MarthaQuinn 🤣

The Artemis astronauts woke up at 9:45am??? If I have a flight to Trenton New Jersey I can’t sleep I’m up at the crack of dawn 🤣🤣

@aishahhasnie It's crazy and should stop.

I've seen birth tourism up close. It's a total abuse of the system. Think about it -- someone like me, who was not born in the U.S. but has lived here since I was a 6 years old, will never be able to run for President. But a child born here through birth tourism, then taken back and raised in their parents' country, never growing up with American values, somehow can. American citizenship is not an "insurance policy."

@perseverare1776 They are all real.

Which one is incorrect?

@KelseyReichmann Are you saying you are a reporter? You seem to be the only person on this planet that thinks the chair is NOT part of the permanent setup in SCOTUS. You should rethink this.

As someone who is in the courtroom for nearly every argument, this is false.

@MommaWings98 Well a very happy birthday!!!

I kid you not! April Fools birthday kid here🙋‍♀️ 62 years around the sun🥳 Have a great day everyone ☀️🐊😎

@TiffanyFong Oh dang!!! 🤣

Marco Rubio finding out he has to be Kristi Noem’s husband

@PolitiBunny You're a busy guy! 😉

In the last week I’ve been accused of being: A man. A Russian. A bot. An Israeli chaos agent. An Indian dude. Who knew I had so many roles to fill? Sheesh, no wonder I need a vacation.